Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 103 Days and 76920 Haiku later...

well as will always
happen the borats of the Net
world post cheap dick drugs
Haiku # 48358, January 1, 2012 1:49 pm ET
by bs
it's that time again
for new year resolutions.
mine? try to keep job.
Haiku # 48354, January 1, 2012 4:11 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
opiate wonder
host spirit rent asunder
whilst flesh doth cohere
Haiku # 48353, January 1, 2012 1:29 am ET
by Lush
scattershot poems
vital targets elusive
pierce some main vessels
Haiku # 48352, January 1, 2012 1:27 am ET
by Lush
voracious mindset
shred the bitter palimpsest
and devour anew
Haiku # 48351, January 1, 2012 1:24 am ET
by Lush
arbitrary turn
dash your abject calendar
harness the moment
Haiku # 48350, January 1, 2012 1:20 am ET
by Lush
tried to write some thing
"profound" and I find even
now spelchckured out
Haiku # 48349, December 31, 2011 8:36 am ET
by bs of the ball must drop
no, it is time for
the world to re-new enough
and sing a nrw song
Haiku # 48348, December 31, 2011 8:35 am ET
by bs
i hear you whimper
this is the way the world ends
but no bang for you
Haiku # 48347, December 31, 2011 12:27 am ET
by ash
action, reaction
social sign of the times, shut
down and go elsewhere
Haiku # 48346, December 30, 2011 8:44 pm ET
by bs
what may be may be
faith may breed whackjobs but some
dare the impossible...

Haiku # 48344, December 30, 2011 3:10 pm ET
by bs
2012 from 2011
not so long ago 2001...
what space odyssey?
Haiku # 48343, December 30, 2011 3:06 pm ET
by bs
exposure winter
frozen creativity
lines cease from dead hands
Haiku # 48342, December 30, 2011 1:55 am ET
by bs
corrosive presence
and some explosive presents
a holiday blast
Haiku # 48341, December 29, 2011 9:51 pm ET
by Lush
an allowance of
unlimited syllables
spoils the child for sure
Haiku # 48340, December 29, 2011 9:50 pm ET
by Lush
whereas Zabadont's
engender rampant disgust
or, guilty chuckles
Haiku # 48339, December 29, 2011 9:47 pm ET
by Lush
or, pretentiously:
litera scripta manet;
written words endure
Haiku # 48338, December 29, 2011 9:41 pm ET
by Lush
when words remain in
a place over the years thoughts
are trapped in amber
Haiku # 48337, December 28, 2011 10:40 am ET
by bs
the moving hand writes
and having writ, moves southward
to squeeze the pus out
Haiku # 48336, December 28, 2011 9:10 am ET
by ash
I guess that's what they
mean by the persistence of
time, writing a book?
Haiku # 48335, December 28, 2011 2:34 am ET
by bs
hey ho ! zabadoo
behold the master baiter
trolling like a pro
Haiku # 48331, December 27, 2011 8:21 am ET
by ash
and lack a daddy
I was on the road again
satori, paris
Haiku # 48330, December 26, 2011 10:25 pm ET
by Lush
well at least the "gang"
is all here, but do you think
we get used to it?
Haiku # 48329, December 26, 2011 2:51 am ET
by bs
Christmas eve morning
snow on roofs, chill in the air,
warm heated car seat.
Haiku # 48327, December 24, 2011 10:36 am ET
by mundane
kerouac died at
49, from drinking too much
fish out of water
Haiku # 48326, December 23, 2011 1:53 pm ET
by bs
whatever insight
once gained, 'twas since lost, alack
gon' buy me some crack
Haiku # 48322, December 23, 2011 2:46 am ET
by Lush
momentarily
for collapse is imminent
straw within puddle
Haiku # 48321, December 23, 2011 2:44 am ET
by Lush
typing the prior
I toppled a fine bottle
self-chastened I stand
Haiku # 48320, December 23, 2011 2:43 am ET
by Lush
indulge if you will
my champagne blighted insight
... mother of mercy!
Haiku # 48319, December 23, 2011 2:40 am ET
by Lush
my lifetime measured
beginning just yesterday
more than four decades
Haiku # 48318, December 23, 2011 2:34 am ET
by Lush
even in this day and
age lives are more complex than
the words on this site
Haiku # 48317, December 23, 2011 1:22 am ET
by bs
quite the oposite
those full of bluster, are all
too often terrified
Haiku # 48316, December 23, 2011 1:21 am ET
by bs
Is self indulgence
A by product of success
Coping with excess
Haiku # 48315, December 22, 2011 3:33 pm ET
by William
ah yes, time is the
old entropy wash, worlds and
countries pass away...

even, stars, even
universes, bigger bangs
fireworks burn out
Haiku # 48314, December 21, 2011 1:04 pm ET
by bs
we live by the sword
but perish by Lord Chronos
scalpels a mere toy
Haiku # 48313, December 21, 2011 1:09 am ET
by Lush
expel the seven
enumerated festoons
and repel all mass
Haiku # 48312, December 20, 2011 1:47 am ET
by Lush
most times, just dig sleep
sometimes, dismantle the mind
wherein resides pride
Haiku # 48311, December 20, 2011 1:42 am ET
by Lush
the worst thing I do
is I stick a wad of chew
in my face and spit...
Haiku # 48310, December 20, 2011 12:56 am ET
by bs
Tax Grover Norquist
this cat is a cocaine fiend
takes one to know one
Haiku # 48309, December 19, 2011 10:47 pm ET
by Lush
the thing is though shall
I deal with the weather or
shall I be the change
Haiku # 48308, December 19, 2011 10:38 pm ET
by bs
suffer if you choose
change isn't optional though
it always happens
Haiku # 48307, December 19, 2011 6:49 pm ET
by ash
so many moments
looking back over time gone-
still the same slippers
Haiku # 48306, December 19, 2011 1:33 pm ET
by mundane
the custom of new
year's resolution though of
course is not enough
Haiku # 48305, December 19, 2011 1:16 pm ET
by bs
yup that is true, and
it's up to me to make the
changes I need to
Haiku # 48304, December 19, 2011 1:15 pm ET
by bs
between now and then
there can be more of the same
or not; it's your choice
Haiku # 48303, December 19, 2011 5:37 am ET
by ash
oh I'm fucking hell
all frustrated with people i
feel in my way in

my real life and I
just want them to get the hell
out of the way so I

can live my own life
as I see fit instead of taking
it out on others...
Haiku # 48302, December 18, 2011 2:27 pm ET
by bs
I get tired of it
we all do, we all want to
nirvana's dead, gone
Haiku # 48301, December 18, 2011 1:43 pm ET
by bs
I would love to find
a peg to fit in but that
just ain't gonna be...
Haiku # 48300, December 18, 2011 1:42 pm ET
by bs
I would prefer a
bit of harmony to bullcrap
I'm too old for this...
Haiku # 48299, December 18, 2011 2:59 am ET
by bs
could you please be a
tad more civil, I don't know
you personally but

I genuinely hate some of you
sort of the generic assholes
you meet in english class

wanna be bukowskis
Haiku # 48298, December 18, 2011 2:51 am ET
by bs
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