Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 223 Days and 77150 Haiku later...

even in this day and
age lives are more complex than
the words on this site
Haiku # 48317, December 23, 2011 1:22 am ET
by bs
quite the oposite
those full of bluster, are all
too often terrified
Haiku # 48316, December 23, 2011 1:21 am ET
by bs
Is self indulgence
A by product of success
Coping with excess
Haiku # 48315, December 22, 2011 3:33 pm ET
by William
ah yes, time is the
old entropy wash, worlds and
countries pass away...

even, stars, even
universes, bigger bangs
fireworks burn out
Haiku # 48314, December 21, 2011 1:04 pm ET
by bs
we live by the sword
but perish by Lord Chronos
scalpels a mere toy
Haiku # 48313, December 21, 2011 1:09 am ET
by Lush
expel the seven
enumerated festoons
and repel all mass
Haiku # 48312, December 20, 2011 1:47 am ET
by Lush
most times, just dig sleep
sometimes, dismantle the mind
wherein resides pride
Haiku # 48311, December 20, 2011 1:42 am ET
by Lush
the worst thing I do
is I stick a wad of chew
in my face and spit...
Haiku # 48310, December 20, 2011 12:56 am ET
by bs
Tax Grover Norquist
this cat is a cocaine fiend
takes one to know one
Haiku # 48309, December 19, 2011 10:47 pm ET
by Lush
the thing is though shall
I deal with the weather or
shall I be the change
Haiku # 48308, December 19, 2011 10:38 pm ET
by bs
suffer if you choose
change isn't optional though
it always happens
Haiku # 48307, December 19, 2011 6:49 pm ET
by ash
so many moments
looking back over time gone-
still the same slippers
Haiku # 48306, December 19, 2011 1:33 pm ET
by mundane
the custom of new
year's resolution though of
course is not enough
Haiku # 48305, December 19, 2011 1:16 pm ET
by bs
yup that is true, and
it's up to me to make the
changes I need to
Haiku # 48304, December 19, 2011 1:15 pm ET
by bs
between now and then
there can be more of the same
or not; it's your choice
Haiku # 48303, December 19, 2011 5:37 am ET
by ash
oh I'm fucking hell
all frustrated with people i
feel in my way in

my real life and I
just want them to get the hell
out of the way so I

can live my own life
as I see fit instead of taking
it out on others...
Haiku # 48302, December 18, 2011 2:27 pm ET
by bs
I get tired of it
we all do, we all want to
nirvana's dead, gone
Haiku # 48301, December 18, 2011 1:43 pm ET
by bs
I would love to find
a peg to fit in but that
just ain't gonna be...
Haiku # 48300, December 18, 2011 1:42 pm ET
by bs
I would prefer a
bit of harmony to bullcrap
I'm too old for this...
Haiku # 48299, December 18, 2011 2:59 am ET
by bs
could you please be a
tad more civil, I don't know
you personally but

I genuinely hate some of you
sort of the generic assholes
you meet in english class

wanna be bukowskis
Haiku # 48298, December 18, 2011 2:51 am ET
by bs
scrambled egos of
course make for lousy omelets
and don't go well with

cheese, because the cheese
is quite there, however the
cheese is generic
Haiku # 48297, December 18, 2011 2:48 am ET
by bs
writing groups often
degenerate into egos
go try AA sometime

it worked for chuck palahiniuk
Haiku # 48296, December 18, 2011 2:47 am ET
by bs
Haiku # 48295, December 17, 2011 5:32 pm ET
prolific haiku
sprout from the website like weeds
calling for roundup
Haiku # 48294, December 17, 2011 4:49 pm ET
by ash
fusion does make more
energy, like the sun but
even that fuel gets spent
Haiku # 48293, December 17, 2011 4:27 am ET
by bs
fissile material
renders me indifferent
I prefer fusion
Haiku # 48292, December 17, 2011 12:42 am ET
by Lush
florid corridors
await the intrepid soul
by lever, recline
Haiku # 48291, December 17, 2011 12:36 am ET
by Lush
i spat in the wind
and urinated upstream
awash in my own
Haiku # 48290, December 17, 2011 12:35 am ET
by Lush
circuitous route
twining upon its contour
getting me nowhere
Haiku # 48289, December 17, 2011 12:34 am ET
by Lush
Dean Larry Summers
and others decry chick smarts
door's open ladies
Haiku # 48288, December 17, 2011 12:30 am ET
by Lush
I think we need more
ladies writing haiku here
to round out us men
Haiku # 48287, December 16, 2011 7:28 am ET
by bs of just my opinion keep your stick on the ice
I want to read stuff
that reveals the humanity
of those who write here
Haiku # 48286, December 16, 2011 7:26 am ET
by bs of which generation are u?
see infra prior
haiku boasting i've read all
not wholly hollow
Haiku # 48285, December 16, 2011 2:22 am ET
by Lush
well if you like you
might pick up "why orwell mat-
ters" in memoriam

(hitchens wrote it... he has
a brother named peter too who is still alive)
Haiku # 48284, December 16, 2011 2:16 am ET
by bs
perspicacious bloke
courageous anti-hero
wit shall marshall on
Haiku # 48283, December 16, 2011 2:04 am ET
by Lush
a mister hitchens
his wagon hitched, sorely missed
choice buffoonery
Haiku # 48282, December 16, 2011 2:02 am ET
by Lush
there need to be more
haikus from around the world
maybe I need to go

I hate feeling hopeless
Haiku # 48281, December 16, 2011 1:41 am ET
by bs
a man at work thought
THE RAPTURE was gonna go
may 21st, false it

was, however the
man is a nice man, do we
say belief makes so?
Haiku # 48280, December 16, 2011 1:39 am ET
by bs
bullshit versus...sounds
like r. u. sirius or
some such name like that...
Haiku # 48279, December 16, 2011 1:38 am ET
by bs
when something goes say
viral, is this a term to mean
infection ideas...

and Bill Burroughs, the
killer, outlaw, writer, etc
(the) word is a virus...
Haiku # 48278, December 16, 2011 1:36 am ET
by bs
even though I am a
bit right wing, paranoid, and
watch way too much news

btw christopher hitchens died...
and that kinda sucks
Haiku # 48277, December 16, 2011 1:34 am ET
by bs
well that was a large
typo, call it a dadaist
marcel duchamp trick
Haiku # 48276, December 16, 2011 1:32 am ET
by bs
is bullshit versus?
or, bullshit verses unique?
either is just swell
Haiku # 48275, December 16, 2011 12:29 am ET
by Lush
is b-s v-s?
like Vinnie Barbarino
"i'm so confused," man.
Haiku # 48274, December 16, 2011 12:27 am ET
by Lush
I hope he leaves more
haikus like that, it's pretty
funny base-d on that
Haiku # 48273, December 15, 2011 4:01 pm ET
by bs
You're so far away
Reaching you is my desire
...stupid itchy back...
Haiku # 48272, December 15, 2011 12:27 pm ET
by Asa Eugene Moore of San Bernardino, CA
perhaps there are dreams
of a political buffet
but who shall starve?
Haiku # 48271, December 14, 2011 12:09 am ET
by vs
relentless gourmand
my feast, banquet of nations
the soil is of one
Haiku # 48270, December 13, 2011 11:57 pm ET
by Lush
ok joel osteen
I said it, here he is, wow
in a haiku, here
Haiku # 48269, December 13, 2011 8:30 am ET
by bs
henry miller for
all his lust and frank talk on
sex, he wrote about

what he ate with a
lot more satisfaction but
can you lend a sous?
Haiku # 48268, December 13, 2011 8:23 am ET
by bs
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