Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 217 Days and 77133 Haiku later...

ok joel osteen
I said it, here he is, wow
in a haiku, here
Haiku # 48269, December 13, 2011 8:30 am ET
by bs
henry miller for
all his lust and frank talk on
sex, he wrote about

what he ate with a
lot more satisfaction but
can you lend a sous?
Haiku # 48268, December 13, 2011 8:23 am ET
by bs
and I have more faith
in hobbits than I do cash
except well, johnny...
Haiku # 48267, December 13, 2011 8:21 am ET
by bs
enjoying your stuff
lush, do you like french or do
you like indian
Haiku # 48266, December 13, 2011 8:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't say why I
know what a chinois is I
guess it just got stuck

funny looking cone
to filter stock in those danged
china cap tools, food
Haiku # 48265, December 13, 2011 8:19 am ET
by bs
I don't buy it though
those things of exchange are made
up like gods and hobbits
Haiku # 48264, December 13, 2011 8:17 am ET
by bs
ayn rand is a god
to the idea rational
is cash-onal, $
Haiku # 48263, December 13, 2011 8:15 am ET
by bs
what I have posted
are some encounters of faith
I've seen in time but

ayn rand saying to
objectivism, a is a
there is no god and

a god is a lie
for those who seek control so
she said, a is a
Haiku # 48262, December 13, 2011 8:14 am ET
by bs
a young woman
named nema sought friends in
satan, where is she...

I hope she is well
Haiku # 48261, December 13, 2011 8:12 am ET
by bs
I am told santa
is a pagan too, the old
claim by those who need
Haiku # 48260, December 13, 2011 8:11 am ET
by bs
have I gone too far
this time down the rabbit hole
do I drink "drink me"
Haiku # 48259, December 13, 2011 8:11 am ET
by bs
such anger in the
name of faith, I've known, it turns
someone inside out
Haiku # 48258, December 13, 2011 8:09 am ET
by bs
catholics say that
their way is it, protestants
the same, rolls his eyes...
Haiku # 48257, December 13, 2011 8:08 am ET
by bs
I had a young man
lay a curse on me and now
to forgive, or no?
Haiku # 48256, December 13, 2011 8:08 am ET
by bs
some frontier anew
shedding pretext and veneer
blast the past, vroom vroom
Haiku # 48255, December 13, 2011 12:20 am ET
by Lush
glistening fabric
pressed against tasty extreme
how shall i resist
Haiku # 48254, December 13, 2011 12:15 am ET
by Lush
yes yes yes yes yes
nothing new under the sun
and the following...
Haiku # 48253, December 13, 2011 12:09 am ET
by Lush
what comes after a
post post deconetc etc
what is there that's new?

solomon in all his splendour
said all is vanity at his end
Haiku # 48252, December 12, 2011 11:55 pm ET
by bs
well bub, despite all
the classic queen's english now
it is canada

of course it is cold
Haiku # 48251, December 12, 2011 11:54 pm ET
by bs
fahrenheit collapse
chilly register, synapse
'tis the season, rapt
Haiku # 48250, December 12, 2011 10:49 pm ET
by Lush
mercurial waste
iconoclastic scatter
patent corrosion
Haiku # 48249, December 12, 2011 10:45 pm ET
by Lush
blanketed morass
a cistern past putrescence
gathering charade
Haiku # 48248, December 12, 2011 10:44 pm ET
by Lush
all your new fangled
post deconstructionism
renders me frigid
Haiku # 48247, December 12, 2011 10:41 pm ET
by Lush
yeah, i read that book
shucks, i fear i've read them all
my conscience remains
Haiku # 48246, December 12, 2011 10:39 pm ET
by Lush
I think i ned a
spel chekur 2 c hw I
rite on hear sumtimes
Haiku # 48245, December 12, 2011 11:34 am ET
by bs of embarassing
crack a few eggheads
waddya get but some
omelet at denys
Haiku # 48244, December 11, 2011 10:42 pm ET
by bs of yum
every day time
I remember those talk shows
speaking their pass times
Haiku # 48243, December 11, 2011 10:41 pm ET
by bs
woah unto me that
call san dimas cool but woe
to bill and ted, woah
Haiku # 48242, December 11, 2011 7:32 pm ET
by bs
hush hush, I thought I
heard her calling my name say
carpe diem, oi
Haiku # 48241, December 11, 2011 2:09 am ET
by bs
somnolent passage
beset by lurking night mares
galloping darkness
Haiku # 48240, December 10, 2011 2:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Lush
yo, pass me the mic
if I may phrase the question
form of: a tirade
Haiku # 48239, December 10, 2011 1:57 am ET
by Lush
panel discussion
a gathering of eggheads
sans resurrection
Haiku # 48238, December 10, 2011 1:55 am ET
by Lush
sui generis
haiku opened in Latin
the first of its kind
Haiku # 48237, December 10, 2011 1:52 am ET
by Lush
I know a pepper
on a stick named jose who
he fears taco bell
Haiku # 48236, December 7, 2011 12:40 pm ET
by bs
the idea of a
man on a stick who died for
human flaws is...old...
Haiku # 48235, December 7, 2011 12:39 pm ET
by bs

A proclamation
The substance of what we say
Loathing, self pity.
Haiku # 48234, December 7, 2011 11:21 am ET
by William
the main horrorshow
inhabits my mind and days
oh... oh, no... oh noooo
Haiku # 48233, December 5, 2011 10:23 pm ET
by Lush
much of the profane
'tis hyper-conscious fiction
prayer for my id
Haiku # 48232, December 5, 2011 10:20 pm ET
by Lush
forgive my trespass
as I recant all judgment
humble ignorance
Haiku # 48231, December 5, 2011 10:07 pm ET
by Lush
struggling, narrow faith
versus gaping panoply
how is one to choose?
Haiku # 48230, December 5, 2011 10:05 pm ET
by Lush
in christ, agency
without, multi flawed human
which art thou, bs?
Haiku # 48229, December 5, 2011 10:03 pm ET
by Lush
found tiny handprints
left on furnitures and walls
growing suspicion
Haiku # 48228, December 4, 2011 10:00 pm ET
by indiana
and um, por favor
next time I get so lucid
I need a nap, kay?
Haiku # 48227, December 4, 2011 3:38 pm ET
by bs
try as we might the
power of grace even thou you
psychopathts WRITE WRITE WRITE!
Haiku # 48226, December 4, 2011 1:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what we try to find
in drugs or drink we had for
we are lucid angels...
Haiku # 48225, December 4, 2011 1:55 am ET
by bs
I am devout but
this makes me a dangerous fool
for I am human
Haiku # 48224, December 4, 2011 1:53 am ET
by bs
what is good is good
that which we speak of in verse
dadaist a bit...

play for this is art...
Haiku # 48223, December 4, 2011 1:52 am ET
by bs
I like lush, he makes
judas priest look like mister
rogers in haiku

praise the metal lord
Haiku # 48222, December 4, 2011 1:51 am ET
by bs
all these years under
different names, I am christian
I believe in rebirth

and I believe in you because your poetry puts my trifles to shame
Haiku # 48221, December 4, 2011 1:49 am ET
by bs
crapulous morning
submerged in dense vitriol
release me, valise
Haiku # 48220, December 3, 2011 4:03 am ET
by Lush
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