Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 65 Days and 78029 Haiku later...
found tiny handprints
left on furnitures and walls
growing suspicion
Haiku # 48228 December 4, 2011 10:00 pm ET
by indiana
and um, por favor
next time I get so lucid
I need a nap, kay?
Haiku # 48227 December 4, 2011 3:38 pm ET
by bs
try as we might the
power of grace even thou you
psychopathts WRITE WRITE WRITE!
Haiku # 48226 December 4, 2011 1:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what we try to find
in drugs or drink we had for
we are lucid angels...
Haiku # 48225 December 4, 2011 1:55 am ET
by bs
I am devout but
this makes me a dangerous fool
for I am human
Haiku # 48224 December 4, 2011 1:53 am ET
by bs
what is good is good
that which we speak of in verse
dadaist a bit...

play for this is art...
Haiku # 48223 December 4, 2011 1:52 am ET
by bs
I like lush, he makes
judas priest look like mister
rogers in haiku

praise the metal lord
Haiku # 48222 December 4, 2011 1:51 am ET
by bs
all these years under
different names, I am christian
I believe in rebirth

and I believe in you because your poetry puts my trifles to shame
Haiku # 48221 December 4, 2011 1:49 am ET
by bs
crapulous morning
submerged in dense vitriol
release me, valise
Haiku # 48220 December 3, 2011 4:03 am ET
by Lush
simpering idols
devoid of circumspection
sniff mutual ass
Haiku # 48219 December 3, 2011 3:59 am ET
by Lush
Bono and Clinton
are eradicating AIDS
to free each other
Haiku # 48218 December 3, 2011 3:57 am ET
by Lush
enter weird science
monitor hormone levels
print out creation
Haiku # 48217 December 2, 2011 12:35 am ET
by indiana
endorphins and sweat
serotonin/dopamine
no trifle are these
Haiku # 48216 November 30, 2011 6:12 am ET
by Lush
don't dismiss uppers
till you've peaked and sapped the juice
then bring it on down
Haiku # 48215 November 30, 2011 6:10 am ET
by Lush
adjust the letters
and the weird become wired
higher than most kites
Haiku # 48214 November 30, 2011 6:06 am ET
by Lush
some days have special
meaning that we assign them
christmas lights and booze
Haiku # 48213 November 29, 2011 1:26 pm ET
by bs pro shop
tomorrows beckon
yesterdays can never change
today's always weird
Haiku # 48212 November 29, 2011 7:51 am ET
by ash
today was weird
I hope tomorrow is rad
that would be awesome
Haiku # 48211 November 28, 2011 4:08 pm ET
by Kee of Wisconsin
I had the right to be
silent but I did not have
the desire to...
Haiku # 48210 November 28, 2011 1:23 am ET
by bs of haiku for ron white
Dancing 'round monsters
Flowers summer and carrots
AHHHHHHHH came over hill.
Haiku # 48209 November 27, 2011 2:09 am ET
by Fakie Healer
here's a new ditty
celebrating nudity
travelling streak show
Haiku # 48208 November 24, 2011 2:48 pm ET
by Lush
publish the blueprint
expose all malefactors
and let us choose sides
Haiku # 48207 November 23, 2011 1:58 am ET
by Lush
security codes?
i prefer perilous truth
rampant exposure
Haiku # 48206 November 23, 2011 1:55 am ET
by Lush
befuddlement reigns
blithering proselytizers
tarnish true idols
Haiku # 48205 November 23, 2011 1:52 am ET
by Lush
Creativity
Reaching back into my mind
Searching for something.
Haiku # 48204 November 22, 2011 2:40 pm ET
by William
psychopathy vs
apathy, I just don't give
a flying appeal
Haiku # 48203 November 22, 2011 12:37 pm ET
by vs
it's a mad mad world
surrounded by craziness
and adding my own
Haiku # 48202 November 22, 2011 5:02 am ET
by ash
though one walks in the
shadow of some guy I don't
even know....
Haiku # 48201 November 22, 2011 2:15 am ET
by vs
damn it, he's even a good writer too...

ahem...

just the same to take
the high road or the low road
why not just not go?
Haiku # 48200 November 22, 2011 2:15 am ET
by vs
valley of dry bones
scattered and left unburied
in badhaiku land
Haiku # 48199 November 22, 2011 2:11 am ET
by indiana
my condolences
though twice belated, sincere
clamor on, dear ash
Haiku # 48198 November 21, 2011 10:24 pm ET
by Lush
sparks fly, gone haywire
your porch lights never blinking
short-circuited life
Haiku # 48197 November 21, 2011 10:11 pm ET
by indiana
electricity
has to go somewhere and takes
the shortest of course
Haiku # 48196 November 21, 2011 7:29 am ET
by vs
it is something though
the writers here also serve
as an audience
Haiku # 48195 November 21, 2011 7:27 am ET
by vs
don't fret about death
self absorbed introspection
isn't really life
Haiku # 48194 November 21, 2011 6:31 am ET
by ash
distracted by the
emotions of the moment
what else is there but

tomorrow and yesterday but now
Haiku # 48193 November 21, 2011 12:10 am ET
by vs
did it have any
impact whatsoever, that
voice, after their time
Haiku # 48192 November 21, 2011 12:09 am ET
by vs
I need to recall
however, when we all die
all we said is left
Haiku # 48191 November 21, 2011 12:08 am ET
by vs
I prefer spare words
for I cannot afford the
grand words, or spare change
Haiku # 48190 November 21, 2011 12:07 am ET
by vs
prior is haiku
for excess syllables are
scarcely audible?
Haiku # 48189 November 20, 2011 7:08 pm ET
by Lush
pop culture blender
thought that i should never see
poems suck so hard (sotto voce: "as mine")
Haiku # 48188 November 20, 2011 7:04 pm ET
by Lush
old shows are revived
all because timing is right
hey beavis, change it
Haiku # 48187 November 20, 2011 11:36 am ET
by bs
hand me the remote
there are too many channels
with nothing to watch
Haiku # 48186 November 20, 2011 6:03 am ET
by indiana
A lone Crow Cawing
A cold and misty morning
Not another sound!
Haiku # 48185 November 20, 2011 4:14 am ET
by William
like flour and water
and yeast there's many kinds
of bread in this world

but we do not live by it alone
Haiku # 48184 November 20, 2011 3:18 am ET
by vs
betwixt grief and hope
i sally forth bewildered
in prime ecstasis
Haiku # 48183 November 20, 2011 1:12 am ET
by Lush
by ailment shackled
emancipated by thee
woeful NBC
Haiku # 48182 November 20, 2011 1:08 am ET
by Lush
Saturday Night Live
The antonym of funny
weep for the present
Haiku # 48181 November 20, 2011 1:07 am ET
by LUsh
I thought I heard the
voices of history call
my name, but three words
Haiku # 48177 November 19, 2011 3:01 pm ET
by bs
to collect comics
and non baseball cards back in
the day, that's geeky
Haiku # 48176 November 19, 2011 12:52 pm ET
by bs
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