Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 250 Days and 77185 Haiku later...

by ailment shackled
emancipated by thee
woeful NBC
Haiku # 48182, November 20, 2011 1:08 am ET
by Lush
Saturday Night Live
The antonym of funny
weep for the present
Haiku # 48181, November 20, 2011 1:07 am ET
by LUsh
I thought I heard the
voices of history call
my name, but three words
Haiku # 48177, November 19, 2011 3:01 pm ET
by bs
to collect comics
and non baseball cards back in
the day, that's geeky
Haiku # 48176, November 19, 2011 12:52 pm ET
by bs
How geecky is it
hold Haiku conversations
on Paranoia
Haiku # 48175, November 19, 2011 7:41 am ET
by William
gooden morgen, when
the next dot com bubble pops
snap crackle, crash? pop
Haiku # 48174, November 19, 2011 7:15 am ET
by bs
errant wonder drifts
everted prism conflates
singular array
Haiku # 48173, November 19, 2011 3:31 am ET
by Lush
while empathy reigns
the bastard in me refrains
costing benefits
Haiku # 48172, November 19, 2011 3:23 am ET
by Lush
finding some merit
in bs, despite volume
minds at work in verse
Haiku # 48171, November 19, 2011 3:21 am ET
by Lush
bs, schmee-ess boys
indy is okay by me
paranoia, ahoy
Haiku # 48170, November 19, 2011 3:19 am ET
by Lush
just call me, Indy
way to save on syllables
unlike in Facebook
Haiku # 48169, November 18, 2011 9:53 pm ET
by indiana
i could be crazy
myself, paranoid, a bit
deluded, and vain
Haiku # 48168, November 18, 2011 1:42 pm ET
by bs
Well you should not say
i don't like some one who's a
dangerous psychopath
Haiku # 48167, November 18, 2011 12:56 pm ET
by William
I hope I'm wrong, and
I'm just overreacting to
some words on this site
Haiku # 48166, November 18, 2011 12:23 pm ET
by bs
I don't like indiana
I think he's genuinely a
dangerous psychopath
Haiku # 48165, November 18, 2011 12:22 pm ET
by bs
dead men telling tales
of a floating surreal life
in midnight garden
Haiku # 48164, November 18, 2011 8:05 am ET
by indiana
I am a shy and
rural creature, unused to
the hustle bustle
Haiku # 48163, November 17, 2011 11:49 pm ET
by bs
fuggetaboutit
a wise man once said, slap on
the back, kiss of cheek
Haiku # 48162, November 17, 2011 11:48 pm ET
by bs
I'll bring optimism
or perhaps a counter-point
maybe just a gun
Haiku # 48161, November 17, 2011 12:53 pm ET
by Fruity of Oakland
then again some peeps
are worthless beasts, swine not worth
throwing your pearls to
Haiku # 48160, November 17, 2011 9:43 am ET
by bs
then again one must
feel in order to live like
a true human soul
Haiku # 48159, November 17, 2011 9:42 am ET
by bs
the owner of a
lonely heart is better than
one with one broken...
Haiku # 48158, November 17, 2011 9:41 am ET
by bs
so in the end two
scorpions meet in the dunes
do they really care?
Haiku # 48157, November 17, 2011 9:40 am ET
by bs
I feel like I need
to call on God to deal with
that person in war
Haiku # 48156, November 17, 2011 9:39 am ET
by bs
I just hate dealing
with the kind of person I
know feeds on my fear
Haiku # 48155, November 17, 2011 9:38 am ET
by bs
well more haikus are
being written, but what of
the ideas presented
Haiku # 48154, November 17, 2011 9:37 am ET
by bs
a life of battles
is not a life, the thing is
which ones must be fought
Haiku # 48153, November 17, 2011 9:22 am ET
by bs
no doubt you'll get well
from knife twisted here and there
spend life out your shell
Haiku # 48152, November 17, 2011 7:43 am ET
by indiana
happy birthday mum
the first one you haven't had
rest in peace dear girl
Haiku # 48151, November 17, 2011 5:36 am ET
by ash
and zip code as well
decode this and unzip hell:
king mass ward back yep
Haiku # 48150, November 17, 2011 4:08 am ET
by Lush
9 0 1 2 4
that ain't just a captcha, babe
it's a Yes album
Haiku # 48149, November 17, 2011 4:01 am ET
by Lush
often the ground rock
powdered and nasally rent
renders me ill bent
Haiku # 48148, November 17, 2011 3:59 am ET
by Lush
bs aplenty
whilst ash absorbs a portion
Indiana, too
Haiku # 48147, November 17, 2011 3:56 am ET
by Lush
I don't like this
I'm sorry, I can't play anymore
Haiku # 48146, November 17, 2011 1:50 am ET
by bs
perched on hollow tree
the owl sees the sniffing rat
as hallmark event
Haiku # 48145, November 16, 2011 9:14 pm ET
by indiana
you can pick your friends
and you can pick your nose, but...
don't pick your friend's nose
Haiku # 48144, November 16, 2011 7:03 am ET
by ash
looks like a stiff breeze
has blown the sand everywhere
so keep your eyes closed
Haiku # 48143, November 15, 2011 8:24 am ET
by indiana
it's fight or flight in
my psyche when put to test
should I run or fight?

Haiku # 48142, November 15, 2011 2:06 am ET
by bs
the real me would just
write as he sees the world, so
others are painful

for me to bare, to
deal with, I feel condemned by
strangers I don't know
Haiku # 48141, November 15, 2011 2:04 am ET
by bs
strong compulsions
to answer people who I
do not really know
Haiku # 48140, November 15, 2011 2:03 am ET
by bs
so whatever it is
is it worth the time I
have to pass the words
Haiku # 48139, November 15, 2011 2:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's mostly men here
and men tend to compete for
whatever it is
Haiku # 48138, November 15, 2011 2:01 am ET
by bs
the tension i feel
here drives answers but it feels
evil, destroys faith
Haiku # 48137, November 15, 2011 1:59 am ET
by bs
we only have the time
we are allotted in this life
no more, no less
Haiku # 48136, November 15, 2011 1:58 am ET
by bs
the rock will soon turn
into powdery white sand
have you enough time?
Haiku # 48135, November 15, 2011 12:45 am ET
by indiana
when all the words are
put down by the last human
hand, what will they mean?
Haiku # 48134, November 14, 2011 11:21 am ET
by bs
You write a chalenge
You ask us to write Haiku's
here's cause and affect
Haiku # 48133, November 14, 2011 5:28 am ET
by William
seething, writhing, for
the real is more scary than
the insubstantial
Haiku # 48132, November 13, 2011 11:10 pm ET
by bs
counting prisoners
held long in isolation
keeping tab of days
Haiku # 48131, November 13, 2011 10:07 am ET
by indiana
well at least someone
else is writing haikus here
instead of myself
Haiku # 48130, November 13, 2011 9:34 am ET
by bs
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