Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 250 Days and 77185 Haiku later...

I'll bring optimism
or perhaps a counter-point
maybe just a gun
Haiku # 48161, November 17, 2011 12:53 pm ET
by Fruity of Oakland
then again some peeps
are worthless beasts, swine not worth
throwing your pearls to
Haiku # 48160, November 17, 2011 9:43 am ET
by bs
then again one must
feel in order to live like
a true human soul
Haiku # 48159, November 17, 2011 9:42 am ET
by bs
the owner of a
lonely heart is better than
one with one broken...
Haiku # 48158, November 17, 2011 9:41 am ET
by bs
so in the end two
scorpions meet in the dunes
do they really care?
Haiku # 48157, November 17, 2011 9:40 am ET
by bs
I feel like I need
to call on God to deal with
that person in war
Haiku # 48156, November 17, 2011 9:39 am ET
by bs
I just hate dealing
with the kind of person I
know feeds on my fear
Haiku # 48155, November 17, 2011 9:38 am ET
by bs
well more haikus are
being written, but what of
the ideas presented
Haiku # 48154, November 17, 2011 9:37 am ET
by bs
a life of battles
is not a life, the thing is
which ones must be fought
Haiku # 48153, November 17, 2011 9:22 am ET
by bs
no doubt you'll get well
from knife twisted here and there
spend life out your shell
Haiku # 48152, November 17, 2011 7:43 am ET
by indiana
happy birthday mum
the first one you haven't had
rest in peace dear girl
Haiku # 48151, November 17, 2011 5:36 am ET
by ash
and zip code as well
decode this and unzip hell:
king mass ward back yep
Haiku # 48150, November 17, 2011 4:08 am ET
by Lush
9 0 1 2 4
that ain't just a captcha, babe
it's a Yes album
Haiku # 48149, November 17, 2011 4:01 am ET
by Lush
often the ground rock
powdered and nasally rent
renders me ill bent
Haiku # 48148, November 17, 2011 3:59 am ET
by Lush
bs aplenty
whilst ash absorbs a portion
Indiana, too
Haiku # 48147, November 17, 2011 3:56 am ET
by Lush
I don't like this
I'm sorry, I can't play anymore
Haiku # 48146, November 17, 2011 1:50 am ET
by bs
perched on hollow tree
the owl sees the sniffing rat
as hallmark event
Haiku # 48145, November 16, 2011 9:14 pm ET
by indiana
you can pick your friends
and you can pick your nose, but...
don't pick your friend's nose
Haiku # 48144, November 16, 2011 7:03 am ET
by ash
looks like a stiff breeze
has blown the sand everywhere
so keep your eyes closed
Haiku # 48143, November 15, 2011 8:24 am ET
by indiana
it's fight or flight in
my psyche when put to test
should I run or fight?

Haiku # 48142, November 15, 2011 2:06 am ET
by bs
the real me would just
write as he sees the world, so
others are painful

for me to bare, to
deal with, I feel condemned by
strangers I don't know
Haiku # 48141, November 15, 2011 2:04 am ET
by bs
strong compulsions
to answer people who I
do not really know
Haiku # 48140, November 15, 2011 2:03 am ET
by bs
so whatever it is
is it worth the time I
have to pass the words
Haiku # 48139, November 15, 2011 2:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's mostly men here
and men tend to compete for
whatever it is
Haiku # 48138, November 15, 2011 2:01 am ET
by bs
the tension i feel
here drives answers but it feels
evil, destroys faith
Haiku # 48137, November 15, 2011 1:59 am ET
by bs
we only have the time
we are allotted in this life
no more, no less
Haiku # 48136, November 15, 2011 1:58 am ET
by bs
the rock will soon turn
into powdery white sand
have you enough time?
Haiku # 48135, November 15, 2011 12:45 am ET
by indiana
when all the words are
put down by the last human
hand, what will they mean?
Haiku # 48134, November 14, 2011 11:21 am ET
by bs
You write a chalenge
You ask us to write Haiku's
here's cause and affect
Haiku # 48133, November 14, 2011 5:28 am ET
by William
seething, writhing, for
the real is more scary than
the insubstantial
Haiku # 48132, November 13, 2011 11:10 pm ET
by bs
counting prisoners
held long in isolation
keeping tab of days
Haiku # 48131, November 13, 2011 10:07 am ET
by indiana
well at least someone
else is writing haikus here
instead of myself
Haiku # 48130, November 13, 2011 9:34 am ET
by bs
the Foreman signals
to release the giant ball
upon his brick wall
Haiku # 48129, November 13, 2011 9:07 am ET
by indiana
stricken slothful and
the day is dead and off, all
amateur poems
Haiku # 48128, November 13, 2011 2:06 am ET
by bs
bring it all back, bring
it back to the front, bring back
that which we have known
Haiku # 48127, November 12, 2011 12:20 pm ET
by bs
Im falling in love
Cute Japanese girl
Nice Tango dancer

Beauty Brains, talent
Consultant phychsiatrist
But just so dam cute.

I must be mad to dance!
Haiku # 48126, November 10, 2011 4:39 am ET
by William
sometime structure is
outweighed by faith but then the
new foundation stands...
Haiku # 48125, November 10, 2011 2:21 am ET
by bs
A Million Pixals
And the dam thing is still slow
fast broadband my Arse
Haiku # 48124, November 8, 2011 6:18 am ET
by William
and the Rapture did
not happen, surprise sur
prise... and thank God not...
Haiku # 48123, November 8, 2011 2:42 am ET
by bs
driving down the road
watching sceneries unfold
crossed a man so old
Haiku # 48122, November 8, 2011 2:27 am ET
by indiana
and to stand on a
milk crate to stomp trash down
to be nobody...
Haiku # 48121, November 8, 2011 2:22 am ET
by bs
caveat hubris...
and several dots later
do I have herpes?
Haiku # 48120, November 8, 2011 2:21 am ET
by bs
and I will be quite
happy to toss the notice
about bad plumbing too...
Haiku # 48119, November 8, 2011 2:19 am ET
by bs
excuse me oh girls and
men of canada, all due
respect, I've a world

to save...sans semantics...
Haiku # 48118, November 8, 2011 2:18 am ET
by bs
and one time long in
the past I'd say drink me but
that time is now done...
Haiku # 48117, November 8, 2011 2:18 am ET
by bs
each day the same old
setting and not one bit, I
see brooms, and dustpans...
Haiku # 48116, November 8, 2011 2:17 am ET
by bs
from being really
open to becoming a
secretive schmuck...
Haiku # 48115, November 8, 2011 2:16 am ET
by bs
and the best pasta
chef in the world and the golf
game in heaven or

sighs...hold on
Haiku # 48114, November 8, 2011 2:14 am ET
by bs
and jamaicans
and duck confit, and film students
that don't know how

to....use.....a...mop
Haiku # 48113, November 8, 2011 2:13 am ET
by bs
now imagine the
lecture on trash showing in
a dumpster, damn it
Haiku # 48112, November 8, 2011 2:11 am ET
by bs
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