Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 219 Days and 77137 Haiku later...

what is good is good
that which we speak of in verse
dadaist a bit...

play for this is art...
Haiku # 48223, December 4, 2011 1:52 am ET
by bs
I like lush, he makes
judas priest look like mister
rogers in haiku

praise the metal lord
Haiku # 48222, December 4, 2011 1:51 am ET
by bs
all these years under
different names, I am christian
I believe in rebirth

and I believe in you because your poetry puts my trifles to shame
Haiku # 48221, December 4, 2011 1:49 am ET
by bs
crapulous morning
submerged in dense vitriol
release me, valise
Haiku # 48220, December 3, 2011 4:03 am ET
by Lush
simpering idols
devoid of circumspection
sniff mutual ass
Haiku # 48219, December 3, 2011 3:59 am ET
by Lush
Bono and Clinton
are eradicating AIDS
to free each other
Haiku # 48218, December 3, 2011 3:57 am ET
by Lush
enter weird science
monitor hormone levels
print out creation
Haiku # 48217, December 2, 2011 12:35 am ET
by indiana
endorphins and sweat
serotonin/dopamine
no trifle are these
Haiku # 48216, November 30, 2011 6:12 am ET
by Lush
don't dismiss uppers
till you've peaked and sapped the juice
then bring it on down
Haiku # 48215, November 30, 2011 6:10 am ET
by Lush
adjust the letters
and the weird become wired
higher than most kites
Haiku # 48214, November 30, 2011 6:06 am ET
by Lush
some days have special
meaning that we assign them
christmas lights and booze
Haiku # 48213, November 29, 2011 1:26 pm ET
by bs pro shop
tomorrows beckon
yesterdays can never change
today's always weird
Haiku # 48212, November 29, 2011 7:51 am ET
by ash
today was weird
I hope tomorrow is rad
that would be awesome
Haiku # 48211, November 28, 2011 4:08 pm ET
by Kee of Wisconsin
I had the right to be
silent but I did not have
the desire to...
Haiku # 48210, November 28, 2011 1:23 am ET
by bs of haiku for ron white
Dancing 'round monsters
Flowers summer and carrots
AHHHHHHHH came over hill.
Haiku # 48209, November 27, 2011 2:09 am ET
by Fakie Healer
here's a new ditty
celebrating nudity
travelling streak show
Haiku # 48208, November 24, 2011 2:48 pm ET
by Lush
publish the blueprint
expose all malefactors
and let us choose sides
Haiku # 48207, November 23, 2011 1:58 am ET
by Lush
security codes?
i prefer perilous truth
rampant exposure
Haiku # 48206, November 23, 2011 1:55 am ET
by Lush
befuddlement reigns
blithering proselytizers
tarnish true idols
Haiku # 48205, November 23, 2011 1:52 am ET
by Lush
Creativity
Reaching back into my mind
Searching for something.
Haiku # 48204, November 22, 2011 2:40 pm ET
by William
psychopathy vs
apathy, I just don't give
a flying appeal
Haiku # 48203, November 22, 2011 12:37 pm ET
by vs
it's a mad mad world
surrounded by craziness
and adding my own
Haiku # 48202, November 22, 2011 5:02 am ET
by ash
though one walks in the
shadow of some guy I don't
even know....
Haiku # 48201, November 22, 2011 2:15 am ET
by vs
damn it, he's even a good writer too...

ahem...

just the same to take
the high road or the low road
why not just not go?
Haiku # 48200, November 22, 2011 2:15 am ET
by vs
valley of dry bones
scattered and left unburied
in badhaiku land
Haiku # 48199, November 22, 2011 2:11 am ET
by indiana
my condolences
though twice belated, sincere
clamor on, dear ash
Haiku # 48198, November 21, 2011 10:24 pm ET
by Lush
sparks fly, gone haywire
your porch lights never blinking
short-circuited life
Haiku # 48197, November 21, 2011 10:11 pm ET
by indiana
electricity
has to go somewhere and takes
the shortest of course
Haiku # 48196, November 21, 2011 7:29 am ET
by vs
it is something though
the writers here also serve
as an audience
Haiku # 48195, November 21, 2011 7:27 am ET
by vs
don't fret about death
self absorbed introspection
isn't really life
Haiku # 48194, November 21, 2011 6:31 am ET
by ash
distracted by the
emotions of the moment
what else is there but

tomorrow and yesterday but now
Haiku # 48193, November 21, 2011 12:10 am ET
by vs
did it have any
impact whatsoever, that
voice, after their time
Haiku # 48192, November 21, 2011 12:09 am ET
by vs
I need to recall
however, when we all die
all we said is left
Haiku # 48191, November 21, 2011 12:08 am ET
by vs
I prefer spare words
for I cannot afford the
grand words, or spare change
Haiku # 48190, November 21, 2011 12:07 am ET
by vs
prior is haiku
for excess syllables are
scarcely audible?
Haiku # 48189, November 20, 2011 7:08 pm ET
by Lush
pop culture blender
thought that i should never see
poems suck so hard (sotto voce: "as mine")
Haiku # 48188, November 20, 2011 7:04 pm ET
by Lush
old shows are revived
all because timing is right
hey beavis, change it
Haiku # 48187, November 20, 2011 11:36 am ET
by bs
hand me the remote
there are too many channels
with nothing to watch
Haiku # 48186, November 20, 2011 6:03 am ET
by indiana
A lone Crow Cawing
A cold and misty morning
Not another sound!
Haiku # 48185, November 20, 2011 4:14 am ET
by William
like flour and water
and yeast there's many kinds
of bread in this world

but we do not live by it alone
Haiku # 48184, November 20, 2011 3:18 am ET
by vs
betwixt grief and hope
i sally forth bewildered
in prime ecstasis
Haiku # 48183, November 20, 2011 1:12 am ET
by Lush
by ailment shackled
emancipated by thee
woeful NBC
Haiku # 48182, November 20, 2011 1:08 am ET
by Lush
Saturday Night Live
The antonym of funny
weep for the present
Haiku # 48181, November 20, 2011 1:07 am ET
by LUsh
I thought I heard the
voices of history call
my name, but three words
Haiku # 48177, November 19, 2011 3:01 pm ET
by bs
to collect comics
and non baseball cards back in
the day, that's geeky
Haiku # 48176, November 19, 2011 12:52 pm ET
by bs
How geecky is it
hold Haiku conversations
on Paranoia
Haiku # 48175, November 19, 2011 7:41 am ET
by William
gooden morgen, when
the next dot com bubble pops
snap crackle, crash? pop
Haiku # 48174, November 19, 2011 7:15 am ET
by bs
errant wonder drifts
everted prism conflates
singular array
Haiku # 48173, November 19, 2011 3:31 am ET
by Lush
while empathy reigns
the bastard in me refrains
costing benefits
Haiku # 48172, November 19, 2011 3:23 am ET
by Lush
finding some merit
in bs, despite volume
minds at work in verse
Haiku # 48171, November 19, 2011 3:21 am ET
by Lush
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