Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 76 Days and 78048 Haiku later...
Dancing 'round monsters
Flowers summer and carrots
AHHHHHHHH came over hill.
Haiku # 48209 November 27, 2011 2:09 am ET
by Fakie Healer
here's a new ditty
celebrating nudity
travelling streak show
Haiku # 48208 November 24, 2011 2:48 pm ET
by Lush
publish the blueprint
expose all malefactors
and let us choose sides
Haiku # 48207 November 23, 2011 1:58 am ET
by Lush
security codes?
i prefer perilous truth
rampant exposure
Haiku # 48206 November 23, 2011 1:55 am ET
by Lush
befuddlement reigns
blithering proselytizers
tarnish true idols
Haiku # 48205 November 23, 2011 1:52 am ET
by Lush
Creativity
Reaching back into my mind
Searching for something.
Haiku # 48204 November 22, 2011 2:40 pm ET
by William
psychopathy vs
apathy, I just don't give
a flying appeal
Haiku # 48203 November 22, 2011 12:37 pm ET
by vs
it's a mad mad world
surrounded by craziness
and adding my own
Haiku # 48202 November 22, 2011 5:02 am ET
by ash
though one walks in the
shadow of some guy I don't
even know....
Haiku # 48201 November 22, 2011 2:15 am ET
by vs
damn it, he's even a good writer too...

ahem...

just the same to take
the high road or the low road
why not just not go?
Haiku # 48200 November 22, 2011 2:15 am ET
by vs
valley of dry bones
scattered and left unburied
in badhaiku land
Haiku # 48199 November 22, 2011 2:11 am ET
by indiana
my condolences
though twice belated, sincere
clamor on, dear ash
Haiku # 48198 November 21, 2011 10:24 pm ET
by Lush
sparks fly, gone haywire
your porch lights never blinking
short-circuited life
Haiku # 48197 November 21, 2011 10:11 pm ET
by indiana
electricity
has to go somewhere and takes
the shortest of course
Haiku # 48196 November 21, 2011 7:29 am ET
by vs
it is something though
the writers here also serve
as an audience
Haiku # 48195 November 21, 2011 7:27 am ET
by vs
don't fret about death
self absorbed introspection
isn't really life
Haiku # 48194 November 21, 2011 6:31 am ET
by ash
distracted by the
emotions of the moment
what else is there but

tomorrow and yesterday but now
Haiku # 48193 November 21, 2011 12:10 am ET
by vs
did it have any
impact whatsoever, that
voice, after their time
Haiku # 48192 November 21, 2011 12:09 am ET
by vs
I need to recall
however, when we all die
all we said is left
Haiku # 48191 November 21, 2011 12:08 am ET
by vs
I prefer spare words
for I cannot afford the
grand words, or spare change
Haiku # 48190 November 21, 2011 12:07 am ET
by vs
prior is haiku
for excess syllables are
scarcely audible?
Haiku # 48189 November 20, 2011 7:08 pm ET
by Lush
pop culture blender
thought that i should never see
poems suck so hard (sotto voce: "as mine")
Haiku # 48188 November 20, 2011 7:04 pm ET
by Lush
old shows are revived
all because timing is right
hey beavis, change it
Haiku # 48187 November 20, 2011 11:36 am ET
by bs
hand me the remote
there are too many channels
with nothing to watch
Haiku # 48186 November 20, 2011 6:03 am ET
by indiana
A lone Crow Cawing
A cold and misty morning
Not another sound!
Haiku # 48185 November 20, 2011 4:14 am ET
by William
like flour and water
and yeast there's many kinds
of bread in this world

but we do not live by it alone
Haiku # 48184 November 20, 2011 3:18 am ET
by vs
betwixt grief and hope
i sally forth bewildered
in prime ecstasis
Haiku # 48183 November 20, 2011 1:12 am ET
by Lush
by ailment shackled
emancipated by thee
woeful NBC
Haiku # 48182 November 20, 2011 1:08 am ET
by Lush
Saturday Night Live
The antonym of funny
weep for the present
Haiku # 48181 November 20, 2011 1:07 am ET
by LUsh
I thought I heard the
voices of history call
my name, but three words
Haiku # 48177 November 19, 2011 3:01 pm ET
by bs
to collect comics
and non baseball cards back in
the day, that's geeky
Haiku # 48176 November 19, 2011 12:52 pm ET
by bs
How geecky is it
hold Haiku conversations
on Paranoia
Haiku # 48175 November 19, 2011 7:41 am ET
by William
gooden morgen, when
the next dot com bubble pops
snap crackle, crash? pop
Haiku # 48174 November 19, 2011 7:15 am ET
by bs
errant wonder drifts
everted prism conflates
singular array
Haiku # 48173 November 19, 2011 3:31 am ET
by Lush
while empathy reigns
the bastard in me refrains
costing benefits
Haiku # 48172 November 19, 2011 3:23 am ET
by Lush
finding some merit
in bs, despite volume
minds at work in verse
Haiku # 48171 November 19, 2011 3:21 am ET
by Lush
bs, schmee-ess boys
indy is okay by me
paranoia, ahoy
Haiku # 48170 November 19, 2011 3:19 am ET
by Lush
just call me, Indy
way to save on syllables
unlike in Facebook
Haiku # 48169 November 18, 2011 9:53 pm ET
by indiana
i could be crazy
myself, paranoid, a bit
deluded, and vain
Haiku # 48168 November 18, 2011 1:42 pm ET
by bs
Well you should not say
i don't like some one who's a
dangerous psychopath
Haiku # 48167 November 18, 2011 12:56 pm ET
by William
I hope I'm wrong, and
I'm just overreacting to
some words on this site
Haiku # 48166 November 18, 2011 12:23 pm ET
by bs
I don't like indiana
I think he's genuinely a
dangerous psychopath
Haiku # 48165 November 18, 2011 12:22 pm ET
by bs
dead men telling tales
of a floating surreal life
in midnight garden
Haiku # 48164 November 18, 2011 8:05 am ET
by indiana
I am a shy and
rural creature, unused to
the hustle bustle
Haiku # 48163 November 17, 2011 11:49 pm ET
by bs
fuggetaboutit
a wise man once said, slap on
the back, kiss of cheek
Haiku # 48162 November 17, 2011 11:48 pm ET
by bs
I'll bring optimism
or perhaps a counter-point
maybe just a gun
Haiku # 48161 November 17, 2011 12:53 pm ET
by Fruity of Oakland
then again some peeps
are worthless beasts, swine not worth
throwing your pearls to
Haiku # 48160 November 17, 2011 9:43 am ET
by bs
then again one must
feel in order to live like
a true human soul
Haiku # 48159 November 17, 2011 9:42 am ET
by bs
the owner of a
lonely heart is better than
one with one broken...
Haiku # 48158 November 17, 2011 9:41 am ET
by bs
so in the end two
scorpions meet in the dunes
do they really care?
Haiku # 48157 November 17, 2011 9:40 am ET
by bs