Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 219 Days and 77137 Haiku later...

try as we might the
power of grace even thou you
psychopathts WRITE WRITE WRITE!
Haiku # 48226, December 4, 2011 1:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what we try to find
in drugs or drink we had for
we are lucid angels...
Haiku # 48225, December 4, 2011 1:55 am ET
by bs
I am devout but
this makes me a dangerous fool
for I am human
Haiku # 48224, December 4, 2011 1:53 am ET
by bs
what is good is good
that which we speak of in verse
dadaist a bit...

play for this is art...
Haiku # 48223, December 4, 2011 1:52 am ET
by bs
I like lush, he makes
judas priest look like mister
rogers in haiku

praise the metal lord
Haiku # 48222, December 4, 2011 1:51 am ET
by bs
all these years under
different names, I am christian
I believe in rebirth

and I believe in you because your poetry puts my trifles to shame
Haiku # 48221, December 4, 2011 1:49 am ET
by bs
crapulous morning
submerged in dense vitriol
release me, valise
Haiku # 48220, December 3, 2011 4:03 am ET
by Lush
simpering idols
devoid of circumspection
sniff mutual ass
Haiku # 48219, December 3, 2011 3:59 am ET
by Lush
Bono and Clinton
are eradicating AIDS
to free each other
Haiku # 48218, December 3, 2011 3:57 am ET
by Lush
enter weird science
monitor hormone levels
print out creation
Haiku # 48217, December 2, 2011 12:35 am ET
by indiana
endorphins and sweat
serotonin/dopamine
no trifle are these
Haiku # 48216, November 30, 2011 6:12 am ET
by Lush
don't dismiss uppers
till you've peaked and sapped the juice
then bring it on down
Haiku # 48215, November 30, 2011 6:10 am ET
by Lush
adjust the letters
and the weird become wired
higher than most kites
Haiku # 48214, November 30, 2011 6:06 am ET
by Lush
some days have special
meaning that we assign them
christmas lights and booze
Haiku # 48213, November 29, 2011 1:26 pm ET
by bs pro shop
tomorrows beckon
yesterdays can never change
today's always weird
Haiku # 48212, November 29, 2011 7:51 am ET
by ash
today was weird
I hope tomorrow is rad
that would be awesome
Haiku # 48211, November 28, 2011 4:08 pm ET
by Kee of Wisconsin
I had the right to be
silent but I did not have
the desire to...
Haiku # 48210, November 28, 2011 1:23 am ET
by bs of haiku for ron white
Dancing 'round monsters
Flowers summer and carrots
AHHHHHHHH came over hill.
Haiku # 48209, November 27, 2011 2:09 am ET
by Fakie Healer
here's a new ditty
celebrating nudity
travelling streak show
Haiku # 48208, November 24, 2011 2:48 pm ET
by Lush
publish the blueprint
expose all malefactors
and let us choose sides
Haiku # 48207, November 23, 2011 1:58 am ET
by Lush
security codes?
i prefer perilous truth
rampant exposure
Haiku # 48206, November 23, 2011 1:55 am ET
by Lush
befuddlement reigns
blithering proselytizers
tarnish true idols
Haiku # 48205, November 23, 2011 1:52 am ET
by Lush
Creativity
Reaching back into my mind
Searching for something.
Haiku # 48204, November 22, 2011 2:40 pm ET
by William
psychopathy vs
apathy, I just don't give
a flying appeal
Haiku # 48203, November 22, 2011 12:37 pm ET
by vs
it's a mad mad world
surrounded by craziness
and adding my own
Haiku # 48202, November 22, 2011 5:02 am ET
by ash
though one walks in the
shadow of some guy I don't
even know....
Haiku # 48201, November 22, 2011 2:15 am ET
by vs
damn it, he's even a good writer too...

ahem...

just the same to take
the high road or the low road
why not just not go?
Haiku # 48200, November 22, 2011 2:15 am ET
by vs
valley of dry bones
scattered and left unburied
in badhaiku land
Haiku # 48199, November 22, 2011 2:11 am ET
by indiana
my condolences
though twice belated, sincere
clamor on, dear ash
Haiku # 48198, November 21, 2011 10:24 pm ET
by Lush
sparks fly, gone haywire
your porch lights never blinking
short-circuited life
Haiku # 48197, November 21, 2011 10:11 pm ET
by indiana
electricity
has to go somewhere and takes
the shortest of course
Haiku # 48196, November 21, 2011 7:29 am ET
by vs
it is something though
the writers here also serve
as an audience
Haiku # 48195, November 21, 2011 7:27 am ET
by vs
don't fret about death
self absorbed introspection
isn't really life
Haiku # 48194, November 21, 2011 6:31 am ET
by ash
distracted by the
emotions of the moment
what else is there but

tomorrow and yesterday but now
Haiku # 48193, November 21, 2011 12:10 am ET
by vs
did it have any
impact whatsoever, that
voice, after their time
Haiku # 48192, November 21, 2011 12:09 am ET
by vs
I need to recall
however, when we all die
all we said is left
Haiku # 48191, November 21, 2011 12:08 am ET
by vs
I prefer spare words
for I cannot afford the
grand words, or spare change
Haiku # 48190, November 21, 2011 12:07 am ET
by vs
prior is haiku
for excess syllables are
scarcely audible?
Haiku # 48189, November 20, 2011 7:08 pm ET
by Lush
pop culture blender
thought that i should never see
poems suck so hard (sotto voce: "as mine")
Haiku # 48188, November 20, 2011 7:04 pm ET
by Lush
old shows are revived
all because timing is right
hey beavis, change it
Haiku # 48187, November 20, 2011 11:36 am ET
by bs
hand me the remote
there are too many channels
with nothing to watch
Haiku # 48186, November 20, 2011 6:03 am ET
by indiana
A lone Crow Cawing
A cold and misty morning
Not another sound!
Haiku # 48185, November 20, 2011 4:14 am ET
by William
like flour and water
and yeast there's many kinds
of bread in this world

but we do not live by it alone
Haiku # 48184, November 20, 2011 3:18 am ET
by vs
betwixt grief and hope
i sally forth bewildered
in prime ecstasis
Haiku # 48183, November 20, 2011 1:12 am ET
by Lush
by ailment shackled
emancipated by thee
woeful NBC
Haiku # 48182, November 20, 2011 1:08 am ET
by Lush
Saturday Night Live
The antonym of funny
weep for the present
Haiku # 48181, November 20, 2011 1:07 am ET
by LUsh
I thought I heard the
voices of history call
my name, but three words
Haiku # 48177, November 19, 2011 3:01 pm ET
by bs
to collect comics
and non baseball cards back in
the day, that's geeky
Haiku # 48176, November 19, 2011 12:52 pm ET
by bs
How geecky is it
hold Haiku conversations
on Paranoia
Haiku # 48175, November 19, 2011 7:41 am ET
by William
gooden morgen, when
the next dot com bubble pops
snap crackle, crash? pop
Haiku # 48174, November 19, 2011 7:15 am ET
by bs
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