Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 192 Days and 77105 Haiku later...

henry miller for
all his lust and frank talk on
sex, he wrote about

what he ate with a
lot more satisfaction but
can you lend a sous?
Haiku # 48268, December 13, 2011 8:23 am ET
by bs
and I have more faith
in hobbits than I do cash
except well, johnny...
Haiku # 48267, December 13, 2011 8:21 am ET
by bs
enjoying your stuff
lush, do you like french or do
you like indian
Haiku # 48266, December 13, 2011 8:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't say why I
know what a chinois is I
guess it just got stuck

funny looking cone
to filter stock in those danged
china cap tools, food
Haiku # 48265, December 13, 2011 8:19 am ET
by bs
I don't buy it though
those things of exchange are made
up like gods and hobbits
Haiku # 48264, December 13, 2011 8:17 am ET
by bs
ayn rand is a god
to the idea rational
is cash-onal, $
Haiku # 48263, December 13, 2011 8:15 am ET
by bs
what I have posted
are some encounters of faith
I've seen in time but

ayn rand saying to
objectivism, a is a
there is no god and

a god is a lie
for those who seek control so
she said, a is a
Haiku # 48262, December 13, 2011 8:14 am ET
by bs
a young woman
named nema sought friends in
satan, where is she...

I hope she is well
Haiku # 48261, December 13, 2011 8:12 am ET
by bs
I am told santa
is a pagan too, the old
claim by those who need
Haiku # 48260, December 13, 2011 8:11 am ET
by bs
have I gone too far
this time down the rabbit hole
do I drink "drink me"
Haiku # 48259, December 13, 2011 8:11 am ET
by bs
such anger in the
name of faith, I've known, it turns
someone inside out
Haiku # 48258, December 13, 2011 8:09 am ET
by bs
catholics say that
their way is it, protestants
the same, rolls his eyes...
Haiku # 48257, December 13, 2011 8:08 am ET
by bs
I had a young man
lay a curse on me and now
to forgive, or no?
Haiku # 48256, December 13, 2011 8:08 am ET
by bs
some frontier anew
shedding pretext and veneer
blast the past, vroom vroom
Haiku # 48255, December 13, 2011 12:20 am ET
by Lush
glistening fabric
pressed against tasty extreme
how shall i resist
Haiku # 48254, December 13, 2011 12:15 am ET
by Lush
yes yes yes yes yes
nothing new under the sun
and the following...
Haiku # 48253, December 13, 2011 12:09 am ET
by Lush
what comes after a
post post deconetc etc
what is there that's new?

solomon in all his splendour
said all is vanity at his end
Haiku # 48252, December 12, 2011 11:55 pm ET
by bs
well bub, despite all
the classic queen's english now
it is canada

of course it is cold
Haiku # 48251, December 12, 2011 11:54 pm ET
by bs
fahrenheit collapse
chilly register, synapse
'tis the season, rapt
Haiku # 48250, December 12, 2011 10:49 pm ET
by Lush
mercurial waste
iconoclastic scatter
patent corrosion
Haiku # 48249, December 12, 2011 10:45 pm ET
by Lush
blanketed morass
a cistern past putrescence
gathering charade
Haiku # 48248, December 12, 2011 10:44 pm ET
by Lush
all your new fangled
post deconstructionism
renders me frigid
Haiku # 48247, December 12, 2011 10:41 pm ET
by Lush
yeah, i read that book
shucks, i fear i've read them all
my conscience remains
Haiku # 48246, December 12, 2011 10:39 pm ET
by Lush
I think i ned a
spel chekur 2 c hw I
rite on hear sumtimes
Haiku # 48245, December 12, 2011 11:34 am ET
by bs of embarassing
crack a few eggheads
waddya get but some
omelet at denys
Haiku # 48244, December 11, 2011 10:42 pm ET
by bs of yum
every day time
I remember those talk shows
speaking their pass times
Haiku # 48243, December 11, 2011 10:41 pm ET
by bs
woah unto me that
call san dimas cool but woe
to bill and ted, woah
Haiku # 48242, December 11, 2011 7:32 pm ET
by bs
hush hush, I thought I
heard her calling my name say
carpe diem, oi
Haiku # 48241, December 11, 2011 2:09 am ET
by bs
somnolent passage
beset by lurking night mares
galloping darkness
Haiku # 48240, December 10, 2011 2:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Lush
yo, pass me the mic
if I may phrase the question
form of: a tirade
Haiku # 48239, December 10, 2011 1:57 am ET
by Lush
panel discussion
a gathering of eggheads
sans resurrection
Haiku # 48238, December 10, 2011 1:55 am ET
by Lush
sui generis
haiku opened in Latin
the first of its kind
Haiku # 48237, December 10, 2011 1:52 am ET
by Lush
I know a pepper
on a stick named jose who
he fears taco bell
Haiku # 48236, December 7, 2011 12:40 pm ET
by bs
the idea of a
man on a stick who died for
human flaws is...old...
Haiku # 48235, December 7, 2011 12:39 pm ET
by bs

A proclamation
The substance of what we say
Loathing, self pity.
Haiku # 48234, December 7, 2011 11:21 am ET
by William
the main horrorshow
inhabits my mind and days
oh... oh, no... oh noooo
Haiku # 48233, December 5, 2011 10:23 pm ET
by Lush
much of the profane
'tis hyper-conscious fiction
prayer for my id
Haiku # 48232, December 5, 2011 10:20 pm ET
by Lush
forgive my trespass
as I recant all judgment
humble ignorance
Haiku # 48231, December 5, 2011 10:07 pm ET
by Lush
struggling, narrow faith
versus gaping panoply
how is one to choose?
Haiku # 48230, December 5, 2011 10:05 pm ET
by Lush
in christ, agency
without, multi flawed human
which art thou, bs?
Haiku # 48229, December 5, 2011 10:03 pm ET
by Lush
found tiny handprints
left on furnitures and walls
growing suspicion
Haiku # 48228, December 4, 2011 10:00 pm ET
by indiana
and um, por favor
next time I get so lucid
I need a nap, kay?
Haiku # 48227, December 4, 2011 3:38 pm ET
by bs
try as we might the
power of grace even thou you
psychopathts WRITE WRITE WRITE!
Haiku # 48226, December 4, 2011 1:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what we try to find
in drugs or drink we had for
we are lucid angels...
Haiku # 48225, December 4, 2011 1:55 am ET
by bs
I am devout but
this makes me a dangerous fool
for I am human
Haiku # 48224, December 4, 2011 1:53 am ET
by bs
what is good is good
that which we speak of in verse
dadaist a bit...

play for this is art...
Haiku # 48223, December 4, 2011 1:52 am ET
by bs
I like lush, he makes
judas priest look like mister
rogers in haiku

praise the metal lord
Haiku # 48222, December 4, 2011 1:51 am ET
by bs
all these years under
different names, I am christian
I believe in rebirth

and I believe in you because your poetry puts my trifles to shame
Haiku # 48221, December 4, 2011 1:49 am ET
by bs
crapulous morning
submerged in dense vitriol
release me, valise
Haiku # 48220, December 3, 2011 4:03 am ET
by Lush
simpering idols
devoid of circumspection
sniff mutual ass
Haiku # 48219, December 3, 2011 3:59 am ET
by Lush
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