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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
my lifetime measured
beginning just yesterday
more than four decades
Haiku # 48318 December 23, 2011 2:34 am ET
by Lush
even in this day and
age lives are more complex than
the words on this site
Haiku # 48317 December 23, 2011 1:22 am ET
by bs
quite the oposite
those full of bluster, are all
too often terrified
Haiku # 48316 December 23, 2011 1:21 am ET
by bs
Is self indulgence
A by product of success
Coping with excess
Haiku # 48315 December 22, 2011 3:33 pm ET
by William
ah yes, time is the
old entropy wash, worlds and
countries pass away...

even, stars, even
universes, bigger bangs
fireworks burn out
Haiku # 48314 December 21, 2011 1:04 pm ET
by bs
we live by the sword
but perish by Lord Chronos
scalpels a mere toy
Haiku # 48313 December 21, 2011 1:09 am ET
by Lush
expel the seven
enumerated festoons
and repel all mass
Haiku # 48312 December 20, 2011 1:47 am ET
by Lush
most times, just dig sleep
sometimes, dismantle the mind
wherein resides pride
Haiku # 48311 December 20, 2011 1:42 am ET
by Lush
the worst thing I do
is I stick a wad of chew
in my face and spit...
Haiku # 48310 December 20, 2011 12:56 am ET
by bs
Tax Grover Norquist
this cat is a cocaine fiend
takes one to know one
Haiku # 48309 December 19, 2011 10:47 pm ET
by Lush
the thing is though shall
I deal with the weather or
shall I be the change
Haiku # 48308 December 19, 2011 10:38 pm ET
by bs
suffer if you choose
change isn't optional though
it always happens
Haiku # 48307 December 19, 2011 6:49 pm ET
by ash
so many moments
looking back over time gone-
still the same slippers
Haiku # 48306 December 19, 2011 1:33 pm ET
by mundane
the custom of new
year's resolution though of
course is not enough
Haiku # 48305 December 19, 2011 1:16 pm ET
by bs
yup that is true, and
it's up to me to make the
changes I need to
Haiku # 48304 December 19, 2011 1:15 pm ET
by bs
between now and then
there can be more of the same
or not; it's your choice
Haiku # 48303 December 19, 2011 5:37 am ET
by ash
oh I'm fucking hell
all frustrated with people i
feel in my way in

my real life and I
just want them to get the hell
out of the way so I

can live my own life
as I see fit instead of taking
it out on others...
Haiku # 48302 December 18, 2011 2:27 pm ET
by bs
I get tired of it
we all do, we all want to
nirvana's dead, gone
Haiku # 48301 December 18, 2011 1:43 pm ET
by bs
I would love to find
a peg to fit in but that
just ain't gonna be...
Haiku # 48300 December 18, 2011 1:42 pm ET
by bs
I would prefer a
bit of harmony to bullcrap
I'm too old for this...
Haiku # 48299 December 18, 2011 2:59 am ET
by bs
could you please be a
tad more civil, I don't know
you personally but

I genuinely hate some of you
sort of the generic assholes
you meet in english class

wanna be bukowskis
Haiku # 48298 December 18, 2011 2:51 am ET
by bs
scrambled egos of
course make for lousy omelets
and don't go well with

cheese, because the cheese
is quite there, however the
cheese is generic
Haiku # 48297 December 18, 2011 2:48 am ET
by bs
writing groups often
degenerate into egos
go try AA sometime

it worked for chuck palahiniuk
Haiku # 48296 December 18, 2011 2:47 am ET
by bs
CORNUCOPIA
THIS SITE IS OVERFLOWING
SELF DOUBT AND LONGING..
Haiku # 48295 December 17, 2011 5:32 pm ET
by WILLIAM
prolific haiku
sprout from the website like weeds
calling for roundup
Haiku # 48294 December 17, 2011 4:49 pm ET
by ash
fusion does make more
energy, like the sun but
even that fuel gets spent
Haiku # 48293 December 17, 2011 4:27 am ET
by bs
fissile material
renders me indifferent
I prefer fusion
Haiku # 48292 December 17, 2011 12:42 am ET
by Lush
florid corridors
await the intrepid soul
by lever, recline
Haiku # 48291 December 17, 2011 12:36 am ET
by Lush
i spat in the wind
and urinated upstream
awash in my own
Haiku # 48290 December 17, 2011 12:35 am ET
by Lush
circuitous route
twining upon its contour
getting me nowhere
Haiku # 48289 December 17, 2011 12:34 am ET
by Lush
Dean Larry Summers
and others decry chick smarts
door's open ladies
Haiku # 48288 December 17, 2011 12:30 am ET
by Lush
I think we need more
ladies writing haiku here
to round out us men
Haiku # 48287 December 16, 2011 7:28 am ET
by bs of just my opinion keep your stick on the ice
I want to read stuff
that reveals the humanity
of those who write here
Haiku # 48286 December 16, 2011 7:26 am ET
by bs of which generation are u?
see infra prior
haiku boasting i've read all
not wholly hollow
Haiku # 48285 December 16, 2011 2:22 am ET
by Lush
well if you like you
might pick up "why orwell mat-
ters" in memoriam

(hitchens wrote it... he has
a brother named peter too who is still alive)
Haiku # 48284 December 16, 2011 2:16 am ET
by bs
perspicacious bloke
courageous anti-hero
wit shall marshall on
Haiku # 48283 December 16, 2011 2:04 am ET
by Lush
a mister hitchens
his wagon hitched, sorely missed
choice buffoonery
Haiku # 48282 December 16, 2011 2:02 am ET
by Lush
there need to be more
haikus from around the world
maybe I need to go

I hate feeling hopeless
Haiku # 48281 December 16, 2011 1:41 am ET
by bs
a man at work thought
THE RAPTURE was gonna go
may 21st, false it

was, however the
man is a nice man, do we
say belief makes so?
Haiku # 48280 December 16, 2011 1:39 am ET
by bs
bullshit versus...sounds
like r. u. sirius or
some such name like that...
Haiku # 48279 December 16, 2011 1:38 am ET
by bs
when something goes say
viral, is this a term to mean
infection ideas...

and Bill Burroughs, the
killer, outlaw, writer, etc
(the) word is a virus...
Haiku # 48278 December 16, 2011 1:36 am ET
by bs
even though I am a
bit right wing, paranoid, and
watch way too much news

btw christopher hitchens died...
and that kinda sucks
Haiku # 48277 December 16, 2011 1:34 am ET
by bs
well that was a large
typo, call it a dadaist
marcel duchamp trick
Haiku # 48276 December 16, 2011 1:32 am ET
by bs
is bullshit versus?
or, bullshit verses unique?
either is just swell
Haiku # 48275 December 16, 2011 12:29 am ET
by Lush
is b-s v-s?
like Vinnie Barbarino
"i'm so confused," man.
Haiku # 48274 December 16, 2011 12:27 am ET
by Lush
I hope he leaves more
haikus like that, it's pretty
funny base-d on that
Haiku # 48273 December 15, 2011 4:01 pm ET
by bs
You're so far away
Reaching you is my desire
...stupid itchy back...
Haiku # 48272 December 15, 2011 12:27 pm ET
by Asa Eugene Moore of San Bernardino, CA
perhaps there are dreams
of a political buffet
but who shall starve?
Haiku # 48271 December 14, 2011 12:09 am ET
by vs
relentless gourmand
my feast, banquet of nations
the soil is of one
Haiku # 48270 December 13, 2011 11:57 pm ET
by Lush
ok joel osteen
I said it, here he is, wow
in a haiku, here
Haiku # 48269 December 13, 2011 8:30 am ET
by bs
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