Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 248 Days and 77180 Haiku later...

I think we need more
ladies writing haiku here
to round out us men
Haiku # 48287, December 16, 2011 7:28 am ET
by bs of just my opinion keep your stick on the ice
I want to read stuff
that reveals the humanity
of those who write here
Haiku # 48286, December 16, 2011 7:26 am ET
by bs of which generation are u?
see infra prior
haiku boasting i've read all
not wholly hollow
Haiku # 48285, December 16, 2011 2:22 am ET
by Lush
well if you like you
might pick up "why orwell mat-
ters" in memoriam

(hitchens wrote it... he has
a brother named peter too who is still alive)
Haiku # 48284, December 16, 2011 2:16 am ET
by bs
perspicacious bloke
courageous anti-hero
wit shall marshall on
Haiku # 48283, December 16, 2011 2:04 am ET
by Lush
a mister hitchens
his wagon hitched, sorely missed
choice buffoonery
Haiku # 48282, December 16, 2011 2:02 am ET
by Lush
there need to be more
haikus from around the world
maybe I need to go

I hate feeling hopeless
Haiku # 48281, December 16, 2011 1:41 am ET
by bs
a man at work thought
THE RAPTURE was gonna go
may 21st, false it

was, however the
man is a nice man, do we
say belief makes so?
Haiku # 48280, December 16, 2011 1:39 am ET
by bs
bullshit versus...sounds
like r. u. sirius or
some such name like that...
Haiku # 48279, December 16, 2011 1:38 am ET
by bs
when something goes say
viral, is this a term to mean
infection ideas...

and Bill Burroughs, the
killer, outlaw, writer, etc
(the) word is a virus...
Haiku # 48278, December 16, 2011 1:36 am ET
by bs
even though I am a
bit right wing, paranoid, and
watch way too much news

btw christopher hitchens died...
and that kinda sucks
Haiku # 48277, December 16, 2011 1:34 am ET
by bs
well that was a large
typo, call it a dadaist
marcel duchamp trick
Haiku # 48276, December 16, 2011 1:32 am ET
by bs
is bullshit versus?
or, bullshit verses unique?
either is just swell
Haiku # 48275, December 16, 2011 12:29 am ET
by Lush
is b-s v-s?
like Vinnie Barbarino
"i'm so confused," man.
Haiku # 48274, December 16, 2011 12:27 am ET
by Lush
I hope he leaves more
haikus like that, it's pretty
funny base-d on that
Haiku # 48273, December 15, 2011 4:01 pm ET
by bs
You're so far away
Reaching you is my desire
...stupid itchy back...
Haiku # 48272, December 15, 2011 12:27 pm ET
by Asa Eugene Moore of San Bernardino, CA
perhaps there are dreams
of a political buffet
but who shall starve?
Haiku # 48271, December 14, 2011 12:09 am ET
by vs
relentless gourmand
my feast, banquet of nations
the soil is of one
Haiku # 48270, December 13, 2011 11:57 pm ET
by Lush
ok joel osteen
I said it, here he is, wow
in a haiku, here
Haiku # 48269, December 13, 2011 8:30 am ET
by bs
henry miller for
all his lust and frank talk on
sex, he wrote about

what he ate with a
lot more satisfaction but
can you lend a sous?
Haiku # 48268, December 13, 2011 8:23 am ET
by bs
and I have more faith
in hobbits than I do cash
except well, johnny...
Haiku # 48267, December 13, 2011 8:21 am ET
by bs
enjoying your stuff
lush, do you like french or do
you like indian
Haiku # 48266, December 13, 2011 8:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't say why I
know what a chinois is I
guess it just got stuck

funny looking cone
to filter stock in those danged
china cap tools, food
Haiku # 48265, December 13, 2011 8:19 am ET
by bs
I don't buy it though
those things of exchange are made
up like gods and hobbits
Haiku # 48264, December 13, 2011 8:17 am ET
by bs
ayn rand is a god
to the idea rational
is cash-onal, $
Haiku # 48263, December 13, 2011 8:15 am ET
by bs
what I have posted
are some encounters of faith
I've seen in time but

ayn rand saying to
objectivism, a is a
there is no god and

a god is a lie
for those who seek control so
she said, a is a
Haiku # 48262, December 13, 2011 8:14 am ET
by bs
a young woman
named nema sought friends in
satan, where is she...

I hope she is well
Haiku # 48261, December 13, 2011 8:12 am ET
by bs
I am told santa
is a pagan too, the old
claim by those who need
Haiku # 48260, December 13, 2011 8:11 am ET
by bs
have I gone too far
this time down the rabbit hole
do I drink "drink me"
Haiku # 48259, December 13, 2011 8:11 am ET
by bs
such anger in the
name of faith, I've known, it turns
someone inside out
Haiku # 48258, December 13, 2011 8:09 am ET
by bs
catholics say that
their way is it, protestants
the same, rolls his eyes...
Haiku # 48257, December 13, 2011 8:08 am ET
by bs
I had a young man
lay a curse on me and now
to forgive, or no?
Haiku # 48256, December 13, 2011 8:08 am ET
by bs
some frontier anew
shedding pretext and veneer
blast the past, vroom vroom
Haiku # 48255, December 13, 2011 12:20 am ET
by Lush
glistening fabric
pressed against tasty extreme
how shall i resist
Haiku # 48254, December 13, 2011 12:15 am ET
by Lush
yes yes yes yes yes
nothing new under the sun
and the following...
Haiku # 48253, December 13, 2011 12:09 am ET
by Lush
what comes after a
post post deconetc etc
what is there that's new?

solomon in all his splendour
said all is vanity at his end
Haiku # 48252, December 12, 2011 11:55 pm ET
by bs
well bub, despite all
the classic queen's english now
it is canada

of course it is cold
Haiku # 48251, December 12, 2011 11:54 pm ET
by bs
fahrenheit collapse
chilly register, synapse
'tis the season, rapt
Haiku # 48250, December 12, 2011 10:49 pm ET
by Lush
mercurial waste
iconoclastic scatter
patent corrosion
Haiku # 48249, December 12, 2011 10:45 pm ET
by Lush
blanketed morass
a cistern past putrescence
gathering charade
Haiku # 48248, December 12, 2011 10:44 pm ET
by Lush
all your new fangled
post deconstructionism
renders me frigid
Haiku # 48247, December 12, 2011 10:41 pm ET
by Lush
yeah, i read that book
shucks, i fear i've read them all
my conscience remains
Haiku # 48246, December 12, 2011 10:39 pm ET
by Lush
I think i ned a
spel chekur 2 c hw I
rite on hear sumtimes
Haiku # 48245, December 12, 2011 11:34 am ET
by bs of embarassing
crack a few eggheads
waddya get but some
omelet at denys
Haiku # 48244, December 11, 2011 10:42 pm ET
by bs of yum
every day time
I remember those talk shows
speaking their pass times
Haiku # 48243, December 11, 2011 10:41 pm ET
by bs
woah unto me that
call san dimas cool but woe
to bill and ted, woah
Haiku # 48242, December 11, 2011 7:32 pm ET
by bs
hush hush, I thought I
heard her calling my name say
carpe diem, oi
Haiku # 48241, December 11, 2011 2:09 am ET
by bs
somnolent passage
beset by lurking night mares
galloping darkness
Haiku # 48240, December 10, 2011 2:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Lush
yo, pass me the mic
if I may phrase the question
form of: a tirade
Haiku # 48239, December 10, 2011 1:57 am ET
by Lush
panel discussion
a gathering of eggheads
sans resurrection
Haiku # 48238, December 10, 2011 1:55 am ET
by Lush
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