Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
see infra prior
haiku boasting i've read all
not wholly hollow
Haiku # 48285 ↗ December 16, 2011 2:22 am ET
by Lush
well if you like you
might pick up "why orwell mat-
ters" in memoriam

(hitchens wrote it... he has
a brother named peter too who is still alive)
Haiku # 48284 ↗ December 16, 2011 2:16 am ET
by bs
perspicacious bloke
courageous anti-hero
wit shall marshall on
Haiku # 48283 ↗ December 16, 2011 2:04 am ET
by Lush
a mister hitchens
his wagon hitched, sorely missed
choice buffoonery
Haiku # 48282 ↗ December 16, 2011 2:02 am ET
by Lush
there need to be more
haikus from around the world
maybe I need to go

I hate feeling hopeless
Haiku # 48281 ↗ December 16, 2011 1:41 am ET
by bs
a man at work thought
THE RAPTURE was gonna go
may 21st, false it

was, however the
man is a nice man, do we
say belief makes so?
Haiku # 48280 ↗ December 16, 2011 1:39 am ET
by bs
bullshit versus...sounds
like r. u. sirius or
some such name like that...
Haiku # 48279 ↗ December 16, 2011 1:38 am ET
by bs
when something goes say
viral, is this a term to mean
infection ideas...

and Bill Burroughs, the
killer, outlaw, writer, etc
(the) word is a virus...
Haiku # 48278 ↗ December 16, 2011 1:36 am ET
by bs
even though I am a
bit right wing, paranoid, and
watch way too much news

btw christopher hitchens died...
and that kinda sucks
Haiku # 48277 ↗ December 16, 2011 1:34 am ET
by bs
well that was a large
typo, call it a dadaist
marcel duchamp trick
Haiku # 48276 ↗ December 16, 2011 1:32 am ET
by bs
is bullshit versus?
or, bullshit verses unique?
either is just swell
Haiku # 48275 ↗ December 16, 2011 12:29 am ET
by Lush
is b-s v-s?
like Vinnie Barbarino
"i'm so confused," man.
Haiku # 48274 ↗ December 16, 2011 12:27 am ET
by Lush
I hope he leaves more
haikus like that, it's pretty
funny base-d on that
Haiku # 48273 ↗ December 15, 2011 4:01 pm ET
by bs
You're so far away
Reaching you is my desire
...stupid itchy back...
Haiku # 48272 ↗ December 15, 2011 12:27 pm ET
by Asa Eugene Moore of San Bernardino, CA
perhaps there are dreams
of a political buffet
but who shall starve?
Haiku # 48271 ↗ December 14, 2011 12:09 am ET
by vs
relentless gourmand
my feast, banquet of nations
the soil is of one
Haiku # 48270 ↗ December 13, 2011 11:57 pm ET
by Lush
ok joel osteen
I said it, here he is, wow
in a haiku, here
Haiku # 48269 ↗ December 13, 2011 8:30 am ET
by bs
henry miller for
all his lust and frank talk on
sex, he wrote about

what he ate with a
lot more satisfaction but
can you lend a sous?
Haiku # 48268 ↗ December 13, 2011 8:23 am ET
by bs
and I have more faith
in hobbits than I do cash
except well, johnny...
Haiku # 48267 ↗ December 13, 2011 8:21 am ET
by bs
enjoying your stuff
lush, do you like french or do
you like indian
Haiku # 48266 ↗ December 13, 2011 8:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't say why I
know what a chinois is I
guess it just got stuck

funny looking cone
to filter stock in those danged
china cap tools, food
Haiku # 48265 ↗ December 13, 2011 8:19 am ET
by bs
I don't buy it though
those things of exchange are made
up like gods and hobbits
Haiku # 48264 ↗ December 13, 2011 8:17 am ET
by bs
ayn rand is a god
to the idea rational
is cash-onal, $
Haiku # 48263 ↗ December 13, 2011 8:15 am ET
by bs
what I have posted
are some encounters of faith
I've seen in time but

ayn rand saying to
objectivism, a is a
there is no god and

a god is a lie
for those who seek control so
she said, a is a
Haiku # 48262 ↗ December 13, 2011 8:14 am ET
by bs
a young woman
named nema sought friends in
satan, where is she...

I hope she is well
Haiku # 48261 ↗ December 13, 2011 8:12 am ET
by bs
I am told santa
is a pagan too, the old
claim by those who need
Haiku # 48260 ↗ December 13, 2011 8:11 am ET
by bs
have I gone too far
this time down the rabbit hole
do I drink "drink me"
Haiku # 48259 ↗ December 13, 2011 8:11 am ET
by bs
such anger in the
name of faith, I've known, it turns
someone inside out
Haiku # 48258 ↗ December 13, 2011 8:09 am ET
by bs
catholics say that
their way is it, protestants
the same, rolls his eyes...
Haiku # 48257 ↗ December 13, 2011 8:08 am ET
by bs
I had a young man
lay a curse on me and now
to forgive, or no?
Haiku # 48256 ↗ December 13, 2011 8:08 am ET
by bs
some frontier anew
shedding pretext and veneer
blast the past, vroom vroom
Haiku # 48255 ↗ December 13, 2011 12:20 am ET
by Lush
glistening fabric
pressed against tasty extreme
how shall i resist
Haiku # 48254 ↗ December 13, 2011 12:15 am ET
by Lush
yes yes yes yes yes
nothing new under the sun
and the following...
Haiku # 48253 ↗ December 13, 2011 12:09 am ET
by Lush
what comes after a
post post deconetc etc
what is there that's new?

solomon in all his splendour
said all is vanity at his end
Haiku # 48252 ↗ December 12, 2011 11:55 pm ET
by bs
well bub, despite all
the classic queen's english now
it is canada

of course it is cold
Haiku # 48251 ↗ December 12, 2011 11:54 pm ET
by bs
fahrenheit collapse
chilly register, synapse
'tis the season, rapt
Haiku # 48250 ↗ December 12, 2011 10:49 pm ET
by Lush
mercurial waste
iconoclastic scatter
patent corrosion
Haiku # 48249 ↗ December 12, 2011 10:45 pm ET
by Lush
blanketed morass
a cistern past putrescence
gathering charade
Haiku # 48248 ↗ December 12, 2011 10:44 pm ET
by Lush
all your new fangled
post deconstructionism
renders me frigid
Haiku # 48247 ↗ December 12, 2011 10:41 pm ET
by Lush
yeah, i read that book
shucks, i fear i've read them all
my conscience remains
Haiku # 48246 ↗ December 12, 2011 10:39 pm ET
by Lush
I think i ned a
spel chekur 2 c hw I
rite on hear sumtimes
Haiku # 48245 ↗ December 12, 2011 11:34 am ET
by bs of embarassing
crack a few eggheads
waddya get but some
omelet at denys
Haiku # 48244 ↗ December 11, 2011 10:42 pm ET
by bs of yum
every day time
I remember those talk shows
speaking their pass times
Haiku # 48243 ↗ December 11, 2011 10:41 pm ET
by bs
woah unto me that
call san dimas cool but woe
to bill and ted, woah
Haiku # 48242 ↗ December 11, 2011 7:32 pm ET
by bs
hush hush, I thought I
heard her calling my name say
carpe diem, oi
Haiku # 48241 ↗ December 11, 2011 2:09 am ET
by bs
somnolent passage
beset by lurking night mares
galloping darkness
Haiku # 48240 ↗ December 10, 2011 2:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Lush
yo, pass me the mic
if I may phrase the question
form of: a tirade
Haiku # 48239 ↗ December 10, 2011 1:57 am ET
by Lush
panel discussion
a gathering of eggheads
sans resurrection
Haiku # 48238 ↗ December 10, 2011 1:55 am ET
by Lush
sui generis
haiku opened in Latin
the first of its kind
Haiku # 48237 ↗ December 10, 2011 1:52 am ET
by Lush
I know a pepper
on a stick named jose who
he fears taco bell
Haiku # 48236 ↗ December 7, 2011 12:40 pm ET
by bs