Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 19 Days and 76797 Haiku later...

fahrenheit collapse
chilly register, synapse
'tis the season, rapt
Haiku # 48250, December 12, 2011 10:49 pm ET
by Lush
mercurial waste
iconoclastic scatter
patent corrosion
Haiku # 48249, December 12, 2011 10:45 pm ET
by Lush
blanketed morass
a cistern past putrescence
gathering charade
Haiku # 48248, December 12, 2011 10:44 pm ET
by Lush
all your new fangled
post deconstructionism
renders me frigid
Haiku # 48247, December 12, 2011 10:41 pm ET
by Lush
yeah, i read that book
shucks, i fear i've read them all
my conscience remains
Haiku # 48246, December 12, 2011 10:39 pm ET
by Lush
I think i ned a
spel chekur 2 c hw I
rite on hear sumtimes
Haiku # 48245, December 12, 2011 11:34 am ET
by bs of embarassing
crack a few eggheads
waddya get but some
omelet at denys
Haiku # 48244, December 11, 2011 10:42 pm ET
by bs of yum
every day time
I remember those talk shows
speaking their pass times
Haiku # 48243, December 11, 2011 10:41 pm ET
by bs
woah unto me that
call san dimas cool but woe
to bill and ted, woah
Haiku # 48242, December 11, 2011 7:32 pm ET
by bs
hush hush, I thought I
heard her calling my name say
carpe diem, oi
Haiku # 48241, December 11, 2011 2:09 am ET
by bs
somnolent passage
beset by lurking night mares
galloping darkness
Haiku # 48240, December 10, 2011 2:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Lush
yo, pass me the mic
if I may phrase the question
form of: a tirade
Haiku # 48239, December 10, 2011 1:57 am ET
by Lush
panel discussion
a gathering of eggheads
sans resurrection
Haiku # 48238, December 10, 2011 1:55 am ET
by Lush
sui generis
haiku opened in Latin
the first of its kind
Haiku # 48237, December 10, 2011 1:52 am ET
by Lush
I know a pepper
on a stick named jose who
he fears taco bell
Haiku # 48236, December 7, 2011 12:40 pm ET
by bs
the idea of a
man on a stick who died for
human flaws is...old...
Haiku # 48235, December 7, 2011 12:39 pm ET
by bs

A proclamation
The substance of what we say
Loathing, self pity.
Haiku # 48234, December 7, 2011 11:21 am ET
by William
the main horrorshow
inhabits my mind and days
oh... oh, no... oh noooo
Haiku # 48233, December 5, 2011 10:23 pm ET
by Lush
much of the profane
'tis hyper-conscious fiction
prayer for my id
Haiku # 48232, December 5, 2011 10:20 pm ET
by Lush
forgive my trespass
as I recant all judgment
humble ignorance
Haiku # 48231, December 5, 2011 10:07 pm ET
by Lush
struggling, narrow faith
versus gaping panoply
how is one to choose?
Haiku # 48230, December 5, 2011 10:05 pm ET
by Lush
in christ, agency
without, multi flawed human
which art thou, bs?
Haiku # 48229, December 5, 2011 10:03 pm ET
by Lush
found tiny handprints
left on furnitures and walls
growing suspicion
Haiku # 48228, December 4, 2011 10:00 pm ET
by indiana
and um, por favor
next time I get so lucid
I need a nap, kay?
Haiku # 48227, December 4, 2011 3:38 pm ET
by bs
try as we might the
power of grace even thou you
psychopathts WRITE WRITE WRITE!
Haiku # 48226, December 4, 2011 1:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what we try to find
in drugs or drink we had for
we are lucid angels...
Haiku # 48225, December 4, 2011 1:55 am ET
by bs
I am devout but
this makes me a dangerous fool
for I am human
Haiku # 48224, December 4, 2011 1:53 am ET
by bs
what is good is good
that which we speak of in verse
dadaist a bit...

play for this is art...
Haiku # 48223, December 4, 2011 1:52 am ET
by bs
I like lush, he makes
judas priest look like mister
rogers in haiku

praise the metal lord
Haiku # 48222, December 4, 2011 1:51 am ET
by bs
all these years under
different names, I am christian
I believe in rebirth

and I believe in you because your poetry puts my trifles to shame
Haiku # 48221, December 4, 2011 1:49 am ET
by bs
crapulous morning
submerged in dense vitriol
release me, valise
Haiku # 48220, December 3, 2011 4:03 am ET
by Lush
simpering idols
devoid of circumspection
sniff mutual ass
Haiku # 48219, December 3, 2011 3:59 am ET
by Lush
Bono and Clinton
are eradicating AIDS
to free each other
Haiku # 48218, December 3, 2011 3:57 am ET
by Lush
enter weird science
monitor hormone levels
print out creation
Haiku # 48217, December 2, 2011 12:35 am ET
by indiana
endorphins and sweat
serotonin/dopamine
no trifle are these
Haiku # 48216, November 30, 2011 6:12 am ET
by Lush
don't dismiss uppers
till you've peaked and sapped the juice
then bring it on down
Haiku # 48215, November 30, 2011 6:10 am ET
by Lush
adjust the letters
and the weird become wired
higher than most kites
Haiku # 48214, November 30, 2011 6:06 am ET
by Lush
some days have special
meaning that we assign them
christmas lights and booze
Haiku # 48213, November 29, 2011 1:26 pm ET
by bs pro shop
tomorrows beckon
yesterdays can never change
today's always weird
Haiku # 48212, November 29, 2011 7:51 am ET
by ash
today was weird
I hope tomorrow is rad
that would be awesome
Haiku # 48211, November 28, 2011 4:08 pm ET
by Kee of Wisconsin
I had the right to be
silent but I did not have
the desire to...
Haiku # 48210, November 28, 2011 1:23 am ET
by bs of haiku for ron white
Dancing 'round monsters
Flowers summer and carrots
AHHHHHHHH came over hill.
Haiku # 48209, November 27, 2011 2:09 am ET
by Fakie Healer
here's a new ditty
celebrating nudity
travelling streak show
Haiku # 48208, November 24, 2011 2:48 pm ET
by Lush
publish the blueprint
expose all malefactors
and let us choose sides
Haiku # 48207, November 23, 2011 1:58 am ET
by Lush
security codes?
i prefer perilous truth
rampant exposure
Haiku # 48206, November 23, 2011 1:55 am ET
by Lush
befuddlement reigns
blithering proselytizers
tarnish true idols
Haiku # 48205, November 23, 2011 1:52 am ET
by Lush
Creativity
Reaching back into my mind
Searching for something.
Haiku # 48204, November 22, 2011 2:40 pm ET
by William
psychopathy vs
apathy, I just don't give
a flying appeal
Haiku # 48203, November 22, 2011 12:37 pm ET
by vs
it's a mad mad world
surrounded by craziness
and adding my own
Haiku # 48202, November 22, 2011 5:02 am ET
by ash
though one walks in the
shadow of some guy I don't
even know....
Haiku # 48201, November 22, 2011 2:15 am ET
by vs
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