Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 190 Days and 77102 Haiku later...

woah unto me that
call san dimas cool but woe
to bill and ted, woah
Haiku # 48242, December 11, 2011 7:32 pm ET
by bs
hush hush, I thought I
heard her calling my name say
carpe diem, oi
Haiku # 48241, December 11, 2011 2:09 am ET
by bs
somnolent passage
beset by lurking night mares
galloping darkness
Haiku # 48240, December 10, 2011 2:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Lush
yo, pass me the mic
if I may phrase the question
form of: a tirade
Haiku # 48239, December 10, 2011 1:57 am ET
by Lush
panel discussion
a gathering of eggheads
sans resurrection
Haiku # 48238, December 10, 2011 1:55 am ET
by Lush
sui generis
haiku opened in Latin
the first of its kind
Haiku # 48237, December 10, 2011 1:52 am ET
by Lush
I know a pepper
on a stick named jose who
he fears taco bell
Haiku # 48236, December 7, 2011 12:40 pm ET
by bs
the idea of a
man on a stick who died for
human flaws is...old...
Haiku # 48235, December 7, 2011 12:39 pm ET
by bs

A proclamation
The substance of what we say
Loathing, self pity.
Haiku # 48234, December 7, 2011 11:21 am ET
by William
the main horrorshow
inhabits my mind and days
oh... oh, no... oh noooo
Haiku # 48233, December 5, 2011 10:23 pm ET
by Lush
much of the profane
'tis hyper-conscious fiction
prayer for my id
Haiku # 48232, December 5, 2011 10:20 pm ET
by Lush
forgive my trespass
as I recant all judgment
humble ignorance
Haiku # 48231, December 5, 2011 10:07 pm ET
by Lush
struggling, narrow faith
versus gaping panoply
how is one to choose?
Haiku # 48230, December 5, 2011 10:05 pm ET
by Lush
in christ, agency
without, multi flawed human
which art thou, bs?
Haiku # 48229, December 5, 2011 10:03 pm ET
by Lush
found tiny handprints
left on furnitures and walls
growing suspicion
Haiku # 48228, December 4, 2011 10:00 pm ET
by indiana
and um, por favor
next time I get so lucid
I need a nap, kay?
Haiku # 48227, December 4, 2011 3:38 pm ET
by bs
try as we might the
power of grace even thou you
psychopathts WRITE WRITE WRITE!
Haiku # 48226, December 4, 2011 1:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what we try to find
in drugs or drink we had for
we are lucid angels...
Haiku # 48225, December 4, 2011 1:55 am ET
by bs
I am devout but
this makes me a dangerous fool
for I am human
Haiku # 48224, December 4, 2011 1:53 am ET
by bs
what is good is good
that which we speak of in verse
dadaist a bit...

play for this is art...
Haiku # 48223, December 4, 2011 1:52 am ET
by bs
I like lush, he makes
judas priest look like mister
rogers in haiku

praise the metal lord
Haiku # 48222, December 4, 2011 1:51 am ET
by bs
all these years under
different names, I am christian
I believe in rebirth

and I believe in you because your poetry puts my trifles to shame
Haiku # 48221, December 4, 2011 1:49 am ET
by bs
crapulous morning
submerged in dense vitriol
release me, valise
Haiku # 48220, December 3, 2011 4:03 am ET
by Lush
simpering idols
devoid of circumspection
sniff mutual ass
Haiku # 48219, December 3, 2011 3:59 am ET
by Lush
Bono and Clinton
are eradicating AIDS
to free each other
Haiku # 48218, December 3, 2011 3:57 am ET
by Lush
enter weird science
monitor hormone levels
print out creation
Haiku # 48217, December 2, 2011 12:35 am ET
by indiana
endorphins and sweat
serotonin/dopamine
no trifle are these
Haiku # 48216, November 30, 2011 6:12 am ET
by Lush
don't dismiss uppers
till you've peaked and sapped the juice
then bring it on down
Haiku # 48215, November 30, 2011 6:10 am ET
by Lush
adjust the letters
and the weird become wired
higher than most kites
Haiku # 48214, November 30, 2011 6:06 am ET
by Lush
some days have special
meaning that we assign them
christmas lights and booze
Haiku # 48213, November 29, 2011 1:26 pm ET
by bs pro shop
tomorrows beckon
yesterdays can never change
today's always weird
Haiku # 48212, November 29, 2011 7:51 am ET
by ash
today was weird
I hope tomorrow is rad
that would be awesome
Haiku # 48211, November 28, 2011 4:08 pm ET
by Kee of Wisconsin
I had the right to be
silent but I did not have
the desire to...
Haiku # 48210, November 28, 2011 1:23 am ET
by bs of haiku for ron white
Dancing 'round monsters
Flowers summer and carrots
AHHHHHHHH came over hill.
Haiku # 48209, November 27, 2011 2:09 am ET
by Fakie Healer
here's a new ditty
celebrating nudity
travelling streak show
Haiku # 48208, November 24, 2011 2:48 pm ET
by Lush
publish the blueprint
expose all malefactors
and let us choose sides
Haiku # 48207, November 23, 2011 1:58 am ET
by Lush
security codes?
i prefer perilous truth
rampant exposure
Haiku # 48206, November 23, 2011 1:55 am ET
by Lush
befuddlement reigns
blithering proselytizers
tarnish true idols
Haiku # 48205, November 23, 2011 1:52 am ET
by Lush
Creativity
Reaching back into my mind
Searching for something.
Haiku # 48204, November 22, 2011 2:40 pm ET
by William
psychopathy vs
apathy, I just don't give
a flying appeal
Haiku # 48203, November 22, 2011 12:37 pm ET
by vs
it's a mad mad world
surrounded by craziness
and adding my own
Haiku # 48202, November 22, 2011 5:02 am ET
by ash
though one walks in the
shadow of some guy I don't
even know....
Haiku # 48201, November 22, 2011 2:15 am ET
by vs
damn it, he's even a good writer too...

ahem...

just the same to take
the high road or the low road
why not just not go?
Haiku # 48200, November 22, 2011 2:15 am ET
by vs
valley of dry bones
scattered and left unburied
in badhaiku land
Haiku # 48199, November 22, 2011 2:11 am ET
by indiana
my condolences
though twice belated, sincere
clamor on, dear ash
Haiku # 48198, November 21, 2011 10:24 pm ET
by Lush
sparks fly, gone haywire
your porch lights never blinking
short-circuited life
Haiku # 48197, November 21, 2011 10:11 pm ET
by indiana
electricity
has to go somewhere and takes
the shortest of course
Haiku # 48196, November 21, 2011 7:29 am ET
by vs
it is something though
the writers here also serve
as an audience
Haiku # 48195, November 21, 2011 7:27 am ET
by vs
don't fret about death
self absorbed introspection
isn't really life
Haiku # 48194, November 21, 2011 6:31 am ET
by ash
distracted by the
emotions of the moment
what else is there but

tomorrow and yesterday but now
Haiku # 48193, November 21, 2011 12:10 am ET
by vs
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