Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 28 Days and 76809 Haiku later...

to be honest lush
I was thinking of you weird
as it may be, how

are you, and all that
cal, canadian are you
but given write guard

we start with the self
Haiku # 48368, January 3, 2012 12:26 am ET
by bs
nothing could be fine
arising in Caroline
a given morning
Haiku # 48367, January 2, 2012 11:29 pm ET
by Lush
whilst barrelling on
obscurantist symbolists
imprison monkeys
Haiku # 48366, January 2, 2012 11:28 pm ET
by Lush
sad nomenclature
other voices dampening
cast open a window
Haiku # 48365, January 2, 2012 11:25 pm ET
by Lush
so many poets
reflect only on themselves
i'm the blackest pot
Haiku # 48364, January 2, 2012 11:23 pm ET
by Lush
the trouble with these
spammers is they're robots, do
not click or get bugged
Haiku # 48363, January 2, 2012 9:28 pm ET
by bs
ayuh, we got the
great sickness bukowski had
we are writing here...
Haiku # 48362, January 2, 2012 9:27 pm ET
by bs
take your pills away
haiku is the drug for us
grandma's packing wood
Haiku # 48361, January 2, 2012 8:05 pm ET
by ash
it's almost like art
is under attack as a
new world forms from X
Haiku # 48359, January 1, 2012 1:51 pm ET
by bs
well as will always
happen the borats of the Net
world post cheap dick drugs
Haiku # 48358, January 1, 2012 1:49 pm ET
by bs
it's that time again
for new year resolutions.
mine? try to keep job.
Haiku # 48354, January 1, 2012 4:11 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
opiate wonder
host spirit rent asunder
whilst flesh doth cohere
Haiku # 48353, January 1, 2012 1:29 am ET
by Lush
scattershot poems
vital targets elusive
pierce some main vessels
Haiku # 48352, January 1, 2012 1:27 am ET
by Lush
voracious mindset
shred the bitter palimpsest
and devour anew
Haiku # 48351, January 1, 2012 1:24 am ET
by Lush
arbitrary turn
dash your abject calendar
harness the moment
Haiku # 48350, January 1, 2012 1:20 am ET
by Lush
tried to write some thing
"profound" and I find even
now spelchckured out
Haiku # 48349, December 31, 2011 8:36 am ET
by bs of the ball must drop
no, it is time for
the world to re-new enough
and sing a nrw song
Haiku # 48348, December 31, 2011 8:35 am ET
by bs
i hear you whimper
this is the way the world ends
but no bang for you
Haiku # 48347, December 31, 2011 12:27 am ET
by ash
action, reaction
social sign of the times, shut
down and go elsewhere
Haiku # 48346, December 30, 2011 8:44 pm ET
by bs
what may be may be
faith may breed whackjobs but some
dare the impossible...

Haiku # 48344, December 30, 2011 3:10 pm ET
by bs
2012 from 2011
not so long ago 2001...
what space odyssey?
Haiku # 48343, December 30, 2011 3:06 pm ET
by bs
exposure winter
frozen creativity
lines cease from dead hands
Haiku # 48342, December 30, 2011 1:55 am ET
by bs
corrosive presence
and some explosive presents
a holiday blast
Haiku # 48341, December 29, 2011 9:51 pm ET
by Lush
an allowance of
unlimited syllables
spoils the child for sure
Haiku # 48340, December 29, 2011 9:50 pm ET
by Lush
whereas Zabadont's
engender rampant disgust
or, guilty chuckles
Haiku # 48339, December 29, 2011 9:47 pm ET
by Lush
or, pretentiously:
litera scripta manet;
written words endure
Haiku # 48338, December 29, 2011 9:41 pm ET
by Lush
when words remain in
a place over the years thoughts
are trapped in amber
Haiku # 48337, December 28, 2011 10:40 am ET
by bs
the moving hand writes
and having writ, moves southward
to squeeze the pus out
Haiku # 48336, December 28, 2011 9:10 am ET
by ash
I guess that's what they
mean by the persistence of
time, writing a book?
Haiku # 48335, December 28, 2011 2:34 am ET
by bs
hey ho ! zabadoo
behold the master baiter
trolling like a pro
Haiku # 48331, December 27, 2011 8:21 am ET
by ash
and lack a daddy
I was on the road again
satori, paris
Haiku # 48330, December 26, 2011 10:25 pm ET
by Lush
well at least the "gang"
is all here, but do you think
we get used to it?
Haiku # 48329, December 26, 2011 2:51 am ET
by bs
Christmas eve morning
snow on roofs, chill in the air,
warm heated car seat.
Haiku # 48327, December 24, 2011 10:36 am ET
by mundane
kerouac died at
49, from drinking too much
fish out of water
Haiku # 48326, December 23, 2011 1:53 pm ET
by bs
whatever insight
once gained, 'twas since lost, alack
gon' buy me some crack
Haiku # 48322, December 23, 2011 2:46 am ET
by Lush
momentarily
for collapse is imminent
straw within puddle
Haiku # 48321, December 23, 2011 2:44 am ET
by Lush
typing the prior
I toppled a fine bottle
self-chastened I stand
Haiku # 48320, December 23, 2011 2:43 am ET
by Lush
indulge if you will
my champagne blighted insight
... mother of mercy!
Haiku # 48319, December 23, 2011 2:40 am ET
by Lush
my lifetime measured
beginning just yesterday
more than four decades
Haiku # 48318, December 23, 2011 2:34 am ET
by Lush
even in this day and
age lives are more complex than
the words on this site
Haiku # 48317, December 23, 2011 1:22 am ET
by bs
quite the oposite
those full of bluster, are all
too often terrified
Haiku # 48316, December 23, 2011 1:21 am ET
by bs
Is self indulgence
A by product of success
Coping with excess
Haiku # 48315, December 22, 2011 3:33 pm ET
by William
ah yes, time is the
old entropy wash, worlds and
countries pass away...

even, stars, even
universes, bigger bangs
fireworks burn out
Haiku # 48314, December 21, 2011 1:04 pm ET
by bs
we live by the sword
but perish by Lord Chronos
scalpels a mere toy
Haiku # 48313, December 21, 2011 1:09 am ET
by Lush
expel the seven
enumerated festoons
and repel all mass
Haiku # 48312, December 20, 2011 1:47 am ET
by Lush
most times, just dig sleep
sometimes, dismantle the mind
wherein resides pride
Haiku # 48311, December 20, 2011 1:42 am ET
by Lush
the worst thing I do
is I stick a wad of chew
in my face and spit...
Haiku # 48310, December 20, 2011 12:56 am ET
by bs
Tax Grover Norquist
this cat is a cocaine fiend
takes one to know one
Haiku # 48309, December 19, 2011 10:47 pm ET
by Lush
the thing is though shall
I deal with the weather or
shall I be the change
Haiku # 48308, December 19, 2011 10:38 pm ET
by bs
suffer if you choose
change isn't optional though
it always happens
Haiku # 48307, December 19, 2011 6:49 pm ET
by ash
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