Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 192 Days and 77105 Haiku later...

an allowance of
unlimited syllables
spoils the child for sure
Haiku # 48340, December 29, 2011 9:50 pm ET
by Lush
whereas Zabadont's
engender rampant disgust
or, guilty chuckles
Haiku # 48339, December 29, 2011 9:47 pm ET
by Lush
or, pretentiously:
litera scripta manet;
written words endure
Haiku # 48338, December 29, 2011 9:41 pm ET
by Lush
when words remain in
a place over the years thoughts
are trapped in amber
Haiku # 48337, December 28, 2011 10:40 am ET
by bs
the moving hand writes
and having writ, moves southward
to squeeze the pus out
Haiku # 48336, December 28, 2011 9:10 am ET
by ash
I guess that's what they
mean by the persistence of
time, writing a book?
Haiku # 48335, December 28, 2011 2:34 am ET
by bs
hey ho ! zabadoo
behold the master baiter
trolling like a pro
Haiku # 48331, December 27, 2011 8:21 am ET
by ash
and lack a daddy
I was on the road again
satori, paris
Haiku # 48330, December 26, 2011 10:25 pm ET
by Lush
well at least the "gang"
is all here, but do you think
we get used to it?
Haiku # 48329, December 26, 2011 2:51 am ET
by bs
Christmas eve morning
snow on roofs, chill in the air,
warm heated car seat.
Haiku # 48327, December 24, 2011 10:36 am ET
by mundane
kerouac died at
49, from drinking too much
fish out of water
Haiku # 48326, December 23, 2011 1:53 pm ET
by bs
whatever insight
once gained, 'twas since lost, alack
gon' buy me some crack
Haiku # 48322, December 23, 2011 2:46 am ET
by Lush
for collapse is imminent
straw within puddle
Haiku # 48321, December 23, 2011 2:44 am ET
by Lush
typing the prior
I toppled a fine bottle
self-chastened I stand
Haiku # 48320, December 23, 2011 2:43 am ET
by Lush
indulge if you will
my champagne blighted insight
... mother of mercy!
Haiku # 48319, December 23, 2011 2:40 am ET
by Lush
my lifetime measured
beginning just yesterday
more than four decades
Haiku # 48318, December 23, 2011 2:34 am ET
by Lush
even in this day and
age lives are more complex than
the words on this site
Haiku # 48317, December 23, 2011 1:22 am ET
by bs
quite the oposite
those full of bluster, are all
too often terrified
Haiku # 48316, December 23, 2011 1:21 am ET
by bs
Is self indulgence
A by product of success
Coping with excess
Haiku # 48315, December 22, 2011 3:33 pm ET
by William
ah yes, time is the
old entropy wash, worlds and
countries pass away...

even, stars, even
universes, bigger bangs
fireworks burn out
Haiku # 48314, December 21, 2011 1:04 pm ET
by bs
we live by the sword
but perish by Lord Chronos
scalpels a mere toy
Haiku # 48313, December 21, 2011 1:09 am ET
by Lush
expel the seven
enumerated festoons
and repel all mass
Haiku # 48312, December 20, 2011 1:47 am ET
by Lush
most times, just dig sleep
sometimes, dismantle the mind
wherein resides pride
Haiku # 48311, December 20, 2011 1:42 am ET
by Lush
the worst thing I do
is I stick a wad of chew
in my face and spit...
Haiku # 48310, December 20, 2011 12:56 am ET
by bs
Tax Grover Norquist
this cat is a cocaine fiend
takes one to know one
Haiku # 48309, December 19, 2011 10:47 pm ET
by Lush
the thing is though shall
I deal with the weather or
shall I be the change
Haiku # 48308, December 19, 2011 10:38 pm ET
by bs
suffer if you choose
change isn't optional though
it always happens
Haiku # 48307, December 19, 2011 6:49 pm ET
by ash
so many moments
looking back over time gone-
still the same slippers
Haiku # 48306, December 19, 2011 1:33 pm ET
by mundane
the custom of new
year's resolution though of
course is not enough
Haiku # 48305, December 19, 2011 1:16 pm ET
by bs
yup that is true, and
it's up to me to make the
changes I need to
Haiku # 48304, December 19, 2011 1:15 pm ET
by bs
between now and then
there can be more of the same
or not; it's your choice
Haiku # 48303, December 19, 2011 5:37 am ET
by ash
oh I'm fucking hell
all frustrated with people i
feel in my way in

my real life and I
just want them to get the hell
out of the way so I

can live my own life
as I see fit instead of taking
it out on others...
Haiku # 48302, December 18, 2011 2:27 pm ET
by bs
I get tired of it
we all do, we all want to
nirvana's dead, gone
Haiku # 48301, December 18, 2011 1:43 pm ET
by bs
I would love to find
a peg to fit in but that
just ain't gonna be...
Haiku # 48300, December 18, 2011 1:42 pm ET
by bs
I would prefer a
bit of harmony to bullcrap
I'm too old for this...
Haiku # 48299, December 18, 2011 2:59 am ET
by bs
could you please be a
tad more civil, I don't know
you personally but

I genuinely hate some of you
sort of the generic assholes
you meet in english class

wanna be bukowskis
Haiku # 48298, December 18, 2011 2:51 am ET
by bs
scrambled egos of
course make for lousy omelets
and don't go well with

cheese, because the cheese
is quite there, however the
cheese is generic
Haiku # 48297, December 18, 2011 2:48 am ET
by bs
writing groups often
degenerate into egos
go try AA sometime

it worked for chuck palahiniuk
Haiku # 48296, December 18, 2011 2:47 am ET
by bs
Haiku # 48295, December 17, 2011 5:32 pm ET
prolific haiku
sprout from the website like weeds
calling for roundup
Haiku # 48294, December 17, 2011 4:49 pm ET
by ash
fusion does make more
energy, like the sun but
even that fuel gets spent
Haiku # 48293, December 17, 2011 4:27 am ET
by bs
fissile material
renders me indifferent
I prefer fusion
Haiku # 48292, December 17, 2011 12:42 am ET
by Lush
florid corridors
await the intrepid soul
by lever, recline
Haiku # 48291, December 17, 2011 12:36 am ET
by Lush
i spat in the wind
and urinated upstream
awash in my own
Haiku # 48290, December 17, 2011 12:35 am ET
by Lush
circuitous route
twining upon its contour
getting me nowhere
Haiku # 48289, December 17, 2011 12:34 am ET
by Lush
Dean Larry Summers
and others decry chick smarts
door's open ladies
Haiku # 48288, December 17, 2011 12:30 am ET
by Lush
I think we need more
ladies writing haiku here
to round out us men
Haiku # 48287, December 16, 2011 7:28 am ET
by bs of just my opinion keep your stick on the ice
I want to read stuff
that reveals the humanity
of those who write here
Haiku # 48286, December 16, 2011 7:26 am ET
by bs of which generation are u?
see infra prior
haiku boasting i've read all
not wholly hollow
Haiku # 48285, December 16, 2011 2:22 am ET
by Lush
well if you like you
might pick up "why orwell mat-
ters" in memoriam

(hitchens wrote it... he has
a brother named peter too who is still alive)
Haiku # 48284, December 16, 2011 2:16 am ET
by bs
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