Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 157 Days and 77035 Haiku later...

so grunge children, no
answer? what have we been sunk
to but ads from dumb

pakistani bot
programs that sell el o so
cheapo crapo pronto
Haiku # 48393, January 7, 2012 11:58 pm ET
by bs
ok ok, the next big
crisis comes along and the
next, and the next, and...
Haiku # 48386, January 6, 2012 12:26 am ET
by bs
how's for racism?
asian dude in a wool cap
must be a dj
Haiku # 48385, January 5, 2012 11:39 pm ET
by Lush
return to the stacks
revise your pallid theses
for the real is yet...
Haiku # 48384, January 5, 2012 11:28 pm ET
by Lush
pestilence, famine
torture, rape and slavery
THESE are concerns
Haiku # 48383, January 5, 2012 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
ordered disorder?
civil disobedience?
just finger painting
Haiku # 48382, January 5, 2012 11:24 pm ET
by Lush
nuclear funtime,
economic brinksmanship
these cannot compete
Haiku # 48381, January 5, 2012 11:22 pm ET
by Lush
crisis or crises
immediacy distorts
remember the plague?
Haiku # 48380, January 5, 2012 11:20 pm ET
by Lush
it seems meaningless
given the crisis we have
to plant these dumb seeds
Haiku # 48378, January 3, 2012 11:51 pm ET
by bs
well it becomes a
satire, the persistence
of "zabadooey"
Haiku # 48377, January 3, 2012 11:43 pm ET
by bs
DTE telephone helper
a temporary password xxxxfu
random chance maybe
Haiku # 48375, January 3, 2012 12:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mannequin surmised
upon mountainous sunrise
disoriented
Haiku # 48374, January 3, 2012 3:06 am ET
by Lush
depiction varies
while truth resides in berries
in vino veritas
Haiku # 48373, January 3, 2012 2:50 am ET
by Lush
rest in Assumption
internal discourse valid
save some revision
Haiku # 48372, January 3, 2012 2:46 am ET
by Lush
it is a plague of
narcissism me me me
for te se me la...

the freaks out, the jocks
of society in, do they
repeat these mistakes?
Haiku # 48371, January 3, 2012 2:16 am ET
by bs
dash repetition
mine folly, lame condition
neural mutiny
Haiku # 48370, January 3, 2012 1:54 am ET
by Lush
dash bottlenecking
density ripped from the void
infinity flows
Haiku # 48369, January 3, 2012 1:47 am ET
by Lush
to be honest lush
I was thinking of you weird
as it may be, how

are you, and all that
cal, canadian are you
but given write guard

we start with the self
Haiku # 48368, January 3, 2012 12:26 am ET
by bs
nothing could be fine
arising in Caroline
a given morning
Haiku # 48367, January 2, 2012 11:29 pm ET
by Lush
whilst barrelling on
obscurantist symbolists
imprison monkeys
Haiku # 48366, January 2, 2012 11:28 pm ET
by Lush
sad nomenclature
other voices dampening
cast open a window
Haiku # 48365, January 2, 2012 11:25 pm ET
by Lush
so many poets
reflect only on themselves
i'm the blackest pot
Haiku # 48364, January 2, 2012 11:23 pm ET
by Lush
the trouble with these
spammers is they're robots, do
not click or get bugged
Haiku # 48363, January 2, 2012 9:28 pm ET
by bs
ayuh, we got the
great sickness bukowski had
we are writing here...
Haiku # 48362, January 2, 2012 9:27 pm ET
by bs
take your pills away
haiku is the drug for us
grandma's packing wood
Haiku # 48361, January 2, 2012 8:05 pm ET
by ash
it's almost like art
is under attack as a
new world forms from X
Haiku # 48359, January 1, 2012 1:51 pm ET
by bs
well as will always
happen the borats of the Net
world post cheap dick drugs
Haiku # 48358, January 1, 2012 1:49 pm ET
by bs
it's that time again
for new year resolutions.
mine? try to keep job.
Haiku # 48354, January 1, 2012 4:11 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
opiate wonder
host spirit rent asunder
whilst flesh doth cohere
Haiku # 48353, January 1, 2012 1:29 am ET
by Lush
scattershot poems
vital targets elusive
pierce some main vessels
Haiku # 48352, January 1, 2012 1:27 am ET
by Lush
voracious mindset
shred the bitter palimpsest
and devour anew
Haiku # 48351, January 1, 2012 1:24 am ET
by Lush
arbitrary turn
dash your abject calendar
harness the moment
Haiku # 48350, January 1, 2012 1:20 am ET
by Lush
tried to write some thing
"profound" and I find even
now spelchckured out
Haiku # 48349, December 31, 2011 8:36 am ET
by bs of the ball must drop
no, it is time for
the world to re-new enough
and sing a nrw song
Haiku # 48348, December 31, 2011 8:35 am ET
by bs
i hear you whimper
this is the way the world ends
but no bang for you
Haiku # 48347, December 31, 2011 12:27 am ET
by ash
action, reaction
social sign of the times, shut
down and go elsewhere
Haiku # 48346, December 30, 2011 8:44 pm ET
by bs
what may be may be
faith may breed whackjobs but some
dare the impossible...

Haiku # 48344, December 30, 2011 3:10 pm ET
by bs
2012 from 2011
not so long ago 2001...
what space odyssey?
Haiku # 48343, December 30, 2011 3:06 pm ET
by bs
exposure winter
frozen creativity
lines cease from dead hands
Haiku # 48342, December 30, 2011 1:55 am ET
by bs
corrosive presence
and some explosive presents
a holiday blast
Haiku # 48341, December 29, 2011 9:51 pm ET
by Lush
an allowance of
unlimited syllables
spoils the child for sure
Haiku # 48340, December 29, 2011 9:50 pm ET
by Lush
whereas Zabadont's
engender rampant disgust
or, guilty chuckles
Haiku # 48339, December 29, 2011 9:47 pm ET
by Lush
or, pretentiously:
litera scripta manet;
written words endure
Haiku # 48338, December 29, 2011 9:41 pm ET
by Lush
when words remain in
a place over the years thoughts
are trapped in amber
Haiku # 48337, December 28, 2011 10:40 am ET
by bs
the moving hand writes
and having writ, moves southward
to squeeze the pus out
Haiku # 48336, December 28, 2011 9:10 am ET
by ash
I guess that's what they
mean by the persistence of
time, writing a book?
Haiku # 48335, December 28, 2011 2:34 am ET
by bs
hey ho ! zabadoo
behold the master baiter
trolling like a pro
Haiku # 48331, December 27, 2011 8:21 am ET
by ash
and lack a daddy
I was on the road again
satori, paris
Haiku # 48330, December 26, 2011 10:25 pm ET
by Lush
well at least the "gang"
is all here, but do you think
we get used to it?
Haiku # 48329, December 26, 2011 2:51 am ET
by bs
Christmas eve morning
snow on roofs, chill in the air,
warm heated car seat.
Haiku # 48327, December 24, 2011 10:36 am ET
by mundane
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