Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

toppled wine bottle
wrist plant, severed ligament
just another sprawl
Haiku # 48401, January 9, 2012 10:34 pm ET
by Lush
agile court jester
befuddles the monolith
flummox the onslaught
Haiku # 48400, January 9, 2012 10:30 pm ET
by Lush
if a person who
is controversial dies then
are their ideas, seen?
Haiku # 48399, January 9, 2012 1:37 pm ET
by bs
the expansion
of spam bots has made the Net
not what it once was
Haiku # 48398, January 9, 2012 7:20 am ET
by bs
We struggle with words
And they sell us Viagra
How stupid are they?
..
Haiku # 48397, January 9, 2012 6:32 am ET
by William
plumbing is an in
depth subject and we plunge to
the deepest sewage
Haiku # 48396, January 8, 2012 2:30 pm ET
by bs
If my own mother
had any sense in the world,
she'd flush the toilet!
Haiku # 48395, January 8, 2012 6:36 am ET
by A.J. Chilson of Princeton, TX
shall we sink lower
and I shall post joel osteen
sermons vebatim?
Haiku # 48394, January 8, 2012 12:04 am ET
by bs
so grunge children, no
answer? what have we been sunk
to but ads from dumb

pakistani bot
programs that sell el o so
cheapo crapo pronto
Haiku # 48393, January 7, 2012 11:58 pm ET
by bs
ok ok, the next big
crisis comes along and the
next, and the next, and...
Haiku # 48386, January 6, 2012 12:26 am ET
by bs
how's for racism?
asian dude in a wool cap
must be a dj
Haiku # 48385, January 5, 2012 11:39 pm ET
by Lush
return to the stacks
revise your pallid theses
for the real is yet...
Haiku # 48384, January 5, 2012 11:28 pm ET
by Lush
pestilence, famine
torture, rape and slavery
THESE are concerns
Haiku # 48383, January 5, 2012 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
ordered disorder?
civil disobedience?
just finger painting
Haiku # 48382, January 5, 2012 11:24 pm ET
by Lush
nuclear funtime,
economic brinksmanship
these cannot compete
Haiku # 48381, January 5, 2012 11:22 pm ET
by Lush
crisis or crises
immediacy distorts
remember the plague?
Haiku # 48380, January 5, 2012 11:20 pm ET
by Lush
it seems meaningless
given the crisis we have
to plant these dumb seeds
Haiku # 48378, January 3, 2012 11:51 pm ET
by bs
well it becomes a
satire, the persistence
of "zabadooey"
Haiku # 48377, January 3, 2012 11:43 pm ET
by bs
DTE telephone helper
a temporary password xxxxfu
random chance maybe
Haiku # 48375, January 3, 2012 12:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mannequin surmised
upon mountainous sunrise
disoriented
Haiku # 48374, January 3, 2012 3:06 am ET
by Lush
depiction varies
while truth resides in berries
in vino veritas
Haiku # 48373, January 3, 2012 2:50 am ET
by Lush
rest in Assumption
internal discourse valid
save some revision
Haiku # 48372, January 3, 2012 2:46 am ET
by Lush
it is a plague of
narcissism me me me
for te se me la...

the freaks out, the jocks
of society in, do they
repeat these mistakes?
Haiku # 48371, January 3, 2012 2:16 am ET
by bs
dash repetition
mine folly, lame condition
neural mutiny
Haiku # 48370, January 3, 2012 1:54 am ET
by Lush
dash bottlenecking
density ripped from the void
infinity flows
Haiku # 48369, January 3, 2012 1:47 am ET
by Lush
to be honest lush
I was thinking of you weird
as it may be, how

are you, and all that
cal, canadian are you
but given write guard

we start with the self
Haiku # 48368, January 3, 2012 12:26 am ET
by bs
nothing could be fine
arising in Caroline
a given morning
Haiku # 48367, January 2, 2012 11:29 pm ET
by Lush
whilst barrelling on
obscurantist symbolists
imprison monkeys
Haiku # 48366, January 2, 2012 11:28 pm ET
by Lush
sad nomenclature
other voices dampening
cast open a window
Haiku # 48365, January 2, 2012 11:25 pm ET
by Lush
so many poets
reflect only on themselves
i'm the blackest pot
Haiku # 48364, January 2, 2012 11:23 pm ET
by Lush
the trouble with these
spammers is they're robots, do
not click or get bugged
Haiku # 48363, January 2, 2012 9:28 pm ET
by bs
ayuh, we got the
great sickness bukowski had
we are writing here...
Haiku # 48362, January 2, 2012 9:27 pm ET
by bs
take your pills away
haiku is the drug for us
grandma's packing wood
Haiku # 48361, January 2, 2012 8:05 pm ET
by ash
it's almost like art
is under attack as a
new world forms from X
Haiku # 48359, January 1, 2012 1:51 pm ET
by bs
well as will always
happen the borats of the Net
world post cheap dick drugs
Haiku # 48358, January 1, 2012 1:49 pm ET
by bs
it's that time again
for new year resolutions.
mine? try to keep job.
Haiku # 48354, January 1, 2012 4:11 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
opiate wonder
host spirit rent asunder
whilst flesh doth cohere
Haiku # 48353, January 1, 2012 1:29 am ET
by Lush
scattershot poems
vital targets elusive
pierce some main vessels
Haiku # 48352, January 1, 2012 1:27 am ET
by Lush
voracious mindset
shred the bitter palimpsest
and devour anew
Haiku # 48351, January 1, 2012 1:24 am ET
by Lush
arbitrary turn
dash your abject calendar
harness the moment
Haiku # 48350, January 1, 2012 1:20 am ET
by Lush
tried to write some thing
"profound" and I find even
now spelchckured out
Haiku # 48349, December 31, 2011 8:36 am ET
by bs of the ball must drop
no, it is time for
the world to re-new enough
and sing a nrw song
Haiku # 48348, December 31, 2011 8:35 am ET
by bs
i hear you whimper
this is the way the world ends
but no bang for you
Haiku # 48347, December 31, 2011 12:27 am ET
by ash
action, reaction
social sign of the times, shut
down and go elsewhere
Haiku # 48346, December 30, 2011 8:44 pm ET
by bs
what may be may be
faith may breed whackjobs but some
dare the impossible...

Haiku # 48344, December 30, 2011 3:10 pm ET
by bs
2012 from 2011
not so long ago 2001...
what space odyssey?
Haiku # 48343, December 30, 2011 3:06 pm ET
by bs
exposure winter
frozen creativity
lines cease from dead hands
Haiku # 48342, December 30, 2011 1:55 am ET
by bs
corrosive presence
and some explosive presents
a holiday blast
Haiku # 48341, December 29, 2011 9:51 pm ET
by Lush
an allowance of
unlimited syllables
spoils the child for sure
Haiku # 48340, December 29, 2011 9:50 pm ET
by Lush
whereas Zabadont's
engender rampant disgust
or, guilty chuckles
Haiku # 48339, December 29, 2011 9:47 pm ET
by Lush
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >