Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 21 Days and 76196 Haiku later...

Furu ike ya
kawazu tobikomu
mizu no oto
Haiku # 48489, February 21, 2012 6:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
good site pharmacy
morphine propofol benzos
methylphenidate

go the fuck away
make like whitney and jackson
enough, too much, die
Haiku # 48488, February 20, 2012 6:51 pm ET
by ash
Surrealist haikus
Welcome to Salvador Daly
Drugs and crafted words
Haiku # 48486, February 17, 2012 10:03 am ET
by William
Surrealist haikus
Welcome to Salvador Daly
Drugs and crafted words
Haiku # 48485, February 17, 2012 9:51 am ET
by William
sorry for the wait
i haven't wasted your time
you used it badly
Haiku # 48484, February 17, 2012 4:18 am ET
by ash
Lick me, suck me, girl.
My little Valentine's ho
Oh how you can blow.
Haiku # 48481, February 14, 2012 11:04 pm ET
by Dirty Sanchez of your mouth
crystalline downfall
wintertime value decline
invest in poems
Haiku # 48480, February 13, 2012 5:26 am ET
by Lush
'twas waxing forwards
slippery double helix
now waning backwards
Haiku # 48477, February 9, 2012 1:03 am ET
by Lush
repetitively
your tautology repeats
one more time again
Haiku # 48474, February 8, 2012 12:40 am ET
by ash
Nippress and Ash are gay homosexuals. Just sayin'
Haiku # 48473, February 7, 2012 12:45 pm ET
by i be back0
Adobe Reader?!!
That shit updates one more time...
I will choke a bitch.
Haiku # 48472, February 7, 2012 4:24 am ET
by Lush
He came with "The Word..."
The King of the graveyards!!!
bore the cross of sin???
Haiku # 48471, February 6, 2012 9:46 pm ET
by simon_legree of Tucson, Arizona
(dis)equilibrium
spiral staircase, atumble
i think i saw GOD
Haiku # 48470, February 4, 2012 1:45 am ET
by Lush
Well, there's inversion
and there's also perversion
then Televersion
Haiku # 48469, February 4, 2012 1:40 am ET
by Lush
none of that shit thanks
i can provide my own drugs
way cheaper than you
Haiku # 48468, February 3, 2012 6:02 am ET
by ash
blog in the morning
sunlight is burning brightly
across smokey sky
Haiku # 48464, January 31, 2012 1:08 pm ET
by rowdy of grassy gultch
No, not alcole
nice to know someone gets it
think its a virus
Haiku # 48463, January 30, 2012 8:17 am ET
by William
affection ensconced
half-gone and anesthetized
pretty folding chair
Haiku # 48462, January 30, 2012 1:14 am ET
by shirley
await sober one
we could all be here awhile
for shame, affliction
Haiku # 48461, January 29, 2012 10:46 pm ET
by Lush
series heretofore
ramshackle drunken blather
series hereafter?
Haiku # 48460, January 29, 2012 10:28 pm ET
by Lush
You woudn't be here
if it hadn't been for love
it's gone, now your here
Haiku # 48459, January 27, 2012 3:20 pm ET
by William
You wouldn
Haiku # 48458, January 27, 2012 3:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You wouldn
Haiku # 48457, January 27, 2012 3:16 pm ET
by William
No connections here
We write we read and we laugh
Haiku solitude
..
Haiku # 48456, January 25, 2012 9:36 am ET
by William
clarification
annihilate profiteers
and bathe in excess
Haiku # 48455, January 24, 2012 2:14 am ET
by Lush
subdivide power
widespread serial murder
top down stimulus
Haiku # 48454, January 24, 2012 2:12 am ET
by Lush
a beauteous niche
amid vainglory and filth
nurture the obscure
Haiku # 48453, January 23, 2012 11:50 pm ET
by Lush
a white glove affair
donned to conceal fingerprints
crime remunerates*

* pays handsomely
Haiku # 48452, January 21, 2012 7:15 pm ET
by Lush of An Isle Unto Myself
a triple feature
three sheets taut, midafternoon
next: Mommie Dearest
Haiku # 48451, January 21, 2012 5:34 pm ET
by Lush
comparative film
Estevez: Did I stutter?
No, but Bertie did.
Haiku # 48450, January 21, 2012 5:19 pm ET
by Lush
just roll with it, it's
like you regard me, a fluff
get over it, write
Haiku # 48449, January 19, 2012 10:07 pm ET
by bs
Hey you drug pushers
Check your records on sales here
Zero, None at all...
Haiku # 48446, January 19, 2012 7:48 am ET
by William
the aussie prezzer?
does he quote nancy reagan
abysmal harridan
Haiku # 48445, January 19, 2012 1:45 am ET
by Lush
worse things have happened
take the president's advice
just say no to drugs
Haiku # 48444, January 18, 2012 5:41 am ET
by ash
herein i do mourn
the demise of bad haiku
angel dusted, i
Haiku # 48443, January 18, 2012 1:47 am ET
by Lush
Unique flakes of snow,
individuality.
Lost amongst the mass.
Haiku # 48440, January 14, 2012 6:32 pm ET
by mundane
Crystalline beauty,
freshly fallen mornings snow.
Just margins of life.
Haiku # 48439, January 14, 2012 12:10 pm ET
by mundane
there's two ways to
view this spam,,,bad crap or a
bit of dada art

there's more than two ways
Haiku # 48438, January 14, 2012 11:47 am ET
by bs
salutary pile
comprising common compost
shit heaps majestic
Haiku # 48436, January 13, 2012 11:57 pm ET
by Lush
they call me butter
cause i'm on a heated roll
and one fat bastard
Haiku # 48435, January 13, 2012 11:53 pm ET
by Lush
recalcitrant boob
perambulating askew
woe is the other
Haiku # 48434, January 13, 2012 11:52 pm ET
by Lush
craigs listed a dude
age and form identical
i ravished myself
Haiku # 48433, January 13, 2012 11:50 pm ET
by Lush
boorish morgue lessees
imagine undead soirees
visage slap dirt nap
Haiku # 48432, January 13, 2012 11:47 pm ET
by Lush
people imitate
the leader hoping that that
leader knows something

hitler blew his brains out
Haiku # 48429, January 12, 2012 11:02 am ET
by bs
image us men
standing on a ruined empire
barbarians at the gate
Haiku # 48428, January 12, 2012 11:01 am ET
by bs
Imagine these men
How simple minded they are
Non haiku sale goods
..
Haiku # 48427, January 12, 2012 9:11 am ET
by William
who or what programs
these, things to sell people stuff
we don't really need
Haiku # 48426, January 11, 2012 12:49 pm ET
by bs
well at least um um
ao12ded is trying to spam
in haiku form maybe
Haiku # 48423, January 11, 2012 9:41 am ET
by bs
gratitude suffused
awash in humbled splendor
vigorous witness
Haiku # 48421, January 11, 2012 2:01 am ET
by Lush
tug on the reins, son
paranoia destroys ya
quilted for pleasure
Haiku # 48420, January 11, 2012 1:55 am ET
by Lush
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