Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 27 Days and 77408 Haiku later...

page up, page down, ho!
or annihilate the base
or free base, who cares?
Haiku # 48497, February 22, 2012 12:09 am ET
by Lush
psychic exhaustion
no pharmaceutical balm
turn the next leaf, son
Haiku # 48496, February 22, 2012 12:07 am ET
by Lush
Just fill the page, push the pushers off the end
Haiku # 48495, February 21, 2012 6:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
An old pond
Haiku # 48494, February 21, 2012 6:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
An old pond
Haiku # 48493, February 21, 2012 6:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The old pond;
A frog jumps in
Haiku # 48492, February 21, 2012 6:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Into the ancient pond
A frog jumps
Water
Haiku # 48491, February 21, 2012 6:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A lonely pond in age-old stillness sleeps . . .
Apart, unstirred by sound or motion . . . till
Suddenly into it a lithe frog leaps.
Haiku # 48490, February 21, 2012 6:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Furu ike ya
kawazu tobikomu
mizu no oto
Haiku # 48489, February 21, 2012 6:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
good site pharmacy
morphine propofol benzos
methylphenidate

go the fuck away
make like whitney and jackson
enough, too much, die
Haiku # 48488, February 20, 2012 6:51 pm ET
by ash
Surrealist haikus
Welcome to Salvador Daly
Drugs and crafted words
Haiku # 48486, February 17, 2012 10:03 am ET
by William
Surrealist haikus
Welcome to Salvador Daly
Drugs and crafted words
Haiku # 48485, February 17, 2012 9:51 am ET
by William
sorry for the wait
i haven't wasted your time
you used it badly
Haiku # 48484, February 17, 2012 4:18 am ET
by ash
Lick me, suck me, girl.
My little Valentine's ho
Oh how you can blow.
Haiku # 48481, February 14, 2012 11:04 pm ET
by Dirty Sanchez of your mouth
crystalline downfall
wintertime value decline
invest in poems
Haiku # 48480, February 13, 2012 5:26 am ET
by Lush
'twas waxing forwards
slippery double helix
now waning backwards
Haiku # 48477, February 9, 2012 1:03 am ET
by Lush
repetitively
your tautology repeats
one more time again
Haiku # 48474, February 8, 2012 12:40 am ET
by ash
Nippress and Ash are gay homosexuals. Just sayin'
Haiku # 48473, February 7, 2012 12:45 pm ET
by i be back0
Adobe Reader?!!
That shit updates one more time...
I will choke a bitch.
Haiku # 48472, February 7, 2012 4:24 am ET
by Lush
He came with "The Word..."
The King of the graveyards!!!
bore the cross of sin???
Haiku # 48471, February 6, 2012 9:46 pm ET
by simon_legree of Tucson, Arizona
(dis)equilibrium
spiral staircase, atumble
i think i saw GOD
Haiku # 48470, February 4, 2012 1:45 am ET
by Lush
Well, there's inversion
and there's also perversion
then Televersion
Haiku # 48469, February 4, 2012 1:40 am ET
by Lush
none of that shit thanks
i can provide my own drugs
way cheaper than you
Haiku # 48468, February 3, 2012 6:02 am ET
by ash
blog in the morning
sunlight is burning brightly
across smokey sky
Haiku # 48464, January 31, 2012 1:08 pm ET
by rowdy of grassy gultch
No, not alcole
nice to know someone gets it
think its a virus
Haiku # 48463, January 30, 2012 8:17 am ET
by William
affection ensconced
half-gone and anesthetized
pretty folding chair
Haiku # 48462, January 30, 2012 1:14 am ET
by shirley
await sober one
we could all be here awhile
for shame, affliction
Haiku # 48461, January 29, 2012 10:46 pm ET
by Lush
series heretofore
ramshackle drunken blather
series hereafter?
Haiku # 48460, January 29, 2012 10:28 pm ET
by Lush
You woudn't be here
if it hadn't been for love
it's gone, now your here
Haiku # 48459, January 27, 2012 3:20 pm ET
by William
You wouldn
Haiku # 48458, January 27, 2012 3:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You wouldn
Haiku # 48457, January 27, 2012 3:16 pm ET
by William
No connections here
We write we read and we laugh
Haiku solitude
..
Haiku # 48456, January 25, 2012 9:36 am ET
by William
clarification
annihilate profiteers
and bathe in excess
Haiku # 48455, January 24, 2012 2:14 am ET
by Lush
subdivide power
widespread serial murder
top down stimulus
Haiku # 48454, January 24, 2012 2:12 am ET
by Lush
a beauteous niche
amid vainglory and filth
nurture the obscure
Haiku # 48453, January 23, 2012 11:50 pm ET
by Lush
a white glove affair
donned to conceal fingerprints
crime remunerates*

* pays handsomely
Haiku # 48452, January 21, 2012 7:15 pm ET
by Lush of An Isle Unto Myself
a triple feature
three sheets taut, midafternoon
next: Mommie Dearest
Haiku # 48451, January 21, 2012 5:34 pm ET
by Lush
comparative film
Estevez: Did I stutter?
No, but Bertie did.
Haiku # 48450, January 21, 2012 5:19 pm ET
by Lush
just roll with it, it's
like you regard me, a fluff
get over it, write
Haiku # 48449, January 19, 2012 10:07 pm ET
by bs
Hey you drug pushers
Check your records on sales here
Zero, None at all...
Haiku # 48446, January 19, 2012 7:48 am ET
by William
the aussie prezzer?
does he quote nancy reagan
abysmal harridan
Haiku # 48445, January 19, 2012 1:45 am ET
by Lush
worse things have happened
take the president's advice
just say no to drugs
Haiku # 48444, January 18, 2012 5:41 am ET
by ash
herein i do mourn
the demise of bad haiku
angel dusted, i
Haiku # 48443, January 18, 2012 1:47 am ET
by Lush
Unique flakes of snow,
individuality.
Lost amongst the mass.
Haiku # 48440, January 14, 2012 6:32 pm ET
by mundane
Crystalline beauty,
freshly fallen mornings snow.
Just margins of life.
Haiku # 48439, January 14, 2012 12:10 pm ET
by mundane
there's two ways to
view this spam,,,bad crap or a
bit of dada art

there's more than two ways
Haiku # 48438, January 14, 2012 11:47 am ET
by bs
salutary pile
comprising common compost
shit heaps majestic
Haiku # 48436, January 13, 2012 11:57 pm ET
by Lush
they call me butter
cause i'm on a heated roll
and one fat bastard
Haiku # 48435, January 13, 2012 11:53 pm ET
by Lush
recalcitrant boob
perambulating askew
woe is the other
Haiku # 48434, January 13, 2012 11:52 pm ET
by Lush
craigs listed a dude
age and form identical
i ravished myself
Haiku # 48433, January 13, 2012 11:50 pm ET
by Lush
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