Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
and whilst you're at it
append phantom syllable
to prior third line
Haiku # 48713 May 10, 2012 12:00 am ET
by Lush
spent apology
through archival memory
type search term: Lush
Haiku # 48712 May 9, 2012 11:58 pm ET
by Lush
looped beyond most truth
as nom de plume recommends
thus redundant terms
Haiku # 48711 May 9, 2012 11:55 pm ET
by Lush
nor the ride-along
amid willow branch dodging
and tree branch limbo
Haiku # 48710 May 9, 2012 8:25 pm ET
by Lush
Mowing grass barefoot
Isn't for the faint-of-heart;
Watch out for sharp rocks
Haiku # 48709 May 9, 2012 4:38 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
A still winter's day
Bright sun in a hard, blue sky
Doesn't keep me warm
Haiku # 48708 May 9, 2012 4:32 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Greed is a sickness
What does a billionaire need?
Everything there is?
.
Haiku # 48707 May 9, 2012 7:34 am ET
by William
viagra spambot
sad priapic inducement
over-inflated
Haiku # 48706 May 9, 2012 7:32 am ET
by ash
Poem was stolen
Took credit for my effort
Poem was removed
Haiku # 48704 May 7, 2012 9:45 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
Fans of Hemingway
And, perhaps, Metallica
Embraceth the Donne
Haiku # 48701 May 4, 2012 8:34 pm ET
by Lush
death knells a clangin'
who is summoned by these tolls?
bad haiku, mon frere
Haiku # 48700 May 4, 2012 8:30 pm ET
by Lush
Broken things come here
To vent their spleen and cry out loud
Tell me your secrets?
Haiku # 48697 May 3, 2012 2:59 am ET
by William
Broken things come here
To vent their spleen and cry out loud
What secrets have you?
.
Haiku # 48696 May 3, 2012 2:57 am ET
by William
before meth i had a daughter
now i have a prostite
Haiku # 48695 May 2, 2012 2:51 pm ET
by benny benson of brookings oregon
Dear Ms. Monkey Poo,
I lunched on wine and pasta
Not flying sausage
Haiku # 48693 May 2, 2012 1:31 pm ET
by bobrarian of D F'n C
i want to retire
where has all the money gone
you'll work till you die
Haiku # 48691 May 1, 2012 1:28 pm ET
by slave
I am seeing these
websites about police states
and think the cycle is

just another bug
just another time the meek
just need to sit back
Haiku # 48690 April 30, 2012 12:26 pm ET
by bs
To top it all off
Adverts are wasted
Too small readership
.
Haiku # 48689 April 30, 2012 10:17 am ET
by William
spam spam spam spam spam
the vikings sing on line, for
credit, boner pills
Haiku # 48688 April 29, 2012 9:37 pm ET
by bs
the frozen mess gone
fresh dog shit litters sidewalks
another prague spring
Haiku # 48685 April 27, 2012 4:17 pm ET
by ap
europe calls me now
enough of arabs, dubai
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 48684 April 27, 2012 4:05 pm ET
by ap
We need a first line
Hilary rocks your socks off
Are you wearing shoes?
Haiku # 48683 April 27, 2012 2:27 am ET
by Edgar Allen Whoa
Tax free pants he bought
Plays the drums they say uh huh
Shout it Kandy Kane
Haiku # 48682 April 27, 2012 1:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dave, Kane and Matt play
Together in a band called
The Northstar Session
Haiku # 48681 April 26, 2012 10:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tim Thomas, Bruins lose
Black player from Washington
The sweet irony
Haiku # 48680 April 26, 2012 3:45 pm ET
by fungus_amungus
so what does it mean
when death finally comes for
a voice online...just

more of the same snark
the flippant gen x nonsense
to a voice silenced?
Haiku # 48679 April 23, 2012 11:43 pm ET
by bs
Mister Anderson
He has versatile hair styles
And programs like mad
Haiku # 48678 April 23, 2012 6:43 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Remember Jake Leg
He makes your insides floppy
Like strong-ass tonic
Haiku # 48677 April 23, 2012 6:41 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Ben eats rice a lot
But he doesn't hate on those
Who eat bold flavors
Haiku # 48676 April 23, 2012 6:40 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Patrick McCormick
His name is five syllables
Not much left over
Haiku # 48675 April 23, 2012 6:39 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Call me steady Cam
The early adoption man
Make you say Van Damme!
Haiku # 48674 April 23, 2012 6:38 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Erin fell into
An alternate dimension
Of Korean soaps
Haiku # 48673 April 23, 2012 6:34 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Alison and Juan
Cooking up an Irish Flan
Grab spoon and dig in
Haiku # 48672 April 23, 2012 6:32 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Brianna in love
Dangerously infectious
Smile like atom bomb
Haiku # 48671 April 23, 2012 6:29 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Feline Alexis
Your life's a cat video
Let's watch it again
Haiku # 48670 April 23, 2012 6:27 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
gracefully daily
the comfort of a mid days' night,
settles suddenly.
Haiku # 48669 April 23, 2012 2:20 pm ET
by mundane
Haiku # 48668 April 23, 2012 10:48 am ET
by eretppoi of USA
calmness of the pond
reflections of many trees,
ducks bobbing for food.
Haiku # 48667 April 23, 2012 10:19 am ET
by mundane
roosting on coffee
brightness of the days' full sun,
fully awake now.
Haiku # 48666 April 23, 2012 10:12 am ET
by mundane
there's nothing to read
this place was once a chalenge
Now full of dullards
.
Haiku # 48665 April 23, 2012 8:26 am ET
by William
There
Haiku # 48664 April 23, 2012 8:23 am ET
by William
There
Haiku # 48663 April 23, 2012 8:22 am ET
by William
Enlighten me please
Why do some of you post here?
You offer nothing!
'
'
Haiku # 48662 April 23, 2012 8:16 am ET
by William
also, from the side
i resemble most simply
a pound note symbol
Haiku # 48661 April 19, 2012 12:08 am ET
by Lush
strolling cityscapes
i carve a dire sillhouette
presaging darkness
Haiku # 48660 April 19, 2012 12:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a belted laptop
ode to the popcorn vendor
lone mobile device
Haiku # 48659 April 19, 2012 12:00 am ET
by Lush
good, the world embraced
a machine to take away
boundaries and life
Haiku # 48658 April 17, 2012 7:13 am ET
by bs
Irish nepotism,
your family redefined;
We're your surly kids.
Haiku # 48657 April 16, 2012 5:32 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Cat video beats
drunkest man in the world
only in your dreams
Haiku # 48656 April 16, 2012 5:30 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Nestled in fire house
Battling image fires
Take off you hoser
Haiku # 48655 April 16, 2012 5:27 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
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