Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 316 Days and 76078 Haiku later...

Broken things come here
To vent their spleen and cry out loud
What secrets have you?
.
Haiku # 48696, May 3, 2012 2:57 am ET
by William
before meth i had a daughter
now i have a prostite
Haiku # 48695, May 2, 2012 2:51 pm ET
by benny benson of brookings oregon
Dear Ms. Monkey Poo,
I lunched on wine and pasta
Not flying sausage
Haiku # 48693, May 2, 2012 1:31 pm ET
by bobrarian of D F'n C
i want to retire
where has all the money gone
you'll work till you die
Haiku # 48691, May 1, 2012 1:28 pm ET
by slave
I am seeing these
websites about police states
and think the cycle is

just another bug
just another time the meek
just need to sit back
Haiku # 48690, April 30, 2012 12:26 pm ET
by bs
To top it all off
Adverts are wasted
Too small readership
.
Haiku # 48689, April 30, 2012 10:17 am ET
by William
spam spam spam spam spam
the vikings sing on line, for
credit, boner pills
Haiku # 48688, April 29, 2012 9:37 pm ET
by bs
the frozen mess gone
fresh dog shit litters sidewalks
another prague spring
Haiku # 48685, April 27, 2012 4:17 pm ET
by ap
europe calls me now
enough of arabs, dubai
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 48684, April 27, 2012 4:05 pm ET
by ap
We need a first line
Hilary rocks your socks off
Are you wearing shoes?
Haiku # 48683, April 27, 2012 2:27 am ET
by Edgar Allen Whoa
Tax free pants he bought
Plays the drums they say uh huh
Shout it Kandy Kane
Haiku # 48682, April 27, 2012 1:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dave, Kane and Matt play
Together in a band called
The Northstar Session
Haiku # 48681, April 26, 2012 10:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tim Thomas, Bruins lose
Black player from Washington
The sweet irony
Haiku # 48680, April 26, 2012 3:45 pm ET
by fungus_amungus
so what does it mean
when death finally comes for
a voice online...just

more of the same snark
the flippant gen x nonsense
to a voice silenced?
Haiku # 48679, April 23, 2012 11:43 pm ET
by bs
Mister Anderson
He has versatile hair styles
And programs like mad
Haiku # 48678, April 23, 2012 6:43 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Remember Jake Leg
He makes your insides floppy
Like strong-ass tonic
Haiku # 48677, April 23, 2012 6:41 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Ben eats rice a lot
But he doesn't hate on those
Who eat bold flavors
Haiku # 48676, April 23, 2012 6:40 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Patrick McCormick
His name is five syllables
Not much left over
Haiku # 48675, April 23, 2012 6:39 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Call me steady Cam
The early adoption man
Make you say Van Damme!
Haiku # 48674, April 23, 2012 6:38 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Erin fell into
An alternate dimension
Of Korean soaps
Haiku # 48673, April 23, 2012 6:34 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Alison and Juan
Cooking up an Irish Flan
Grab spoon and dig in
Haiku # 48672, April 23, 2012 6:32 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Brianna in love
Dangerously infectious
Smile like atom bomb
Haiku # 48671, April 23, 2012 6:29 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Feline Alexis
Your life's a cat video
Let's watch it again
Haiku # 48670, April 23, 2012 6:27 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
gracefully daily
the comfort of a mid days' night,
settles suddenly.
Haiku # 48669, April 23, 2012 2:20 pm ET
by mundane
Haiku # 48668, April 23, 2012 10:48 am ET
by eretppoi of USA
calmness of the pond
reflections of many trees,
ducks bobbing for food.
Haiku # 48667, April 23, 2012 10:19 am ET
by mundane
roosting on coffee
brightness of the days' full sun,
fully awake now.
Haiku # 48666, April 23, 2012 10:12 am ET
by mundane
there's nothing to read
this place was once a chalenge
Now full of dullards
.
Haiku # 48665, April 23, 2012 8:26 am ET
by William
There
Haiku # 48664, April 23, 2012 8:23 am ET
by William
There
Haiku # 48663, April 23, 2012 8:22 am ET
by William
Enlighten me please
Why do some of you post here?
You offer nothing!
'
'
Haiku # 48662, April 23, 2012 8:16 am ET
by William
also, from the side
i resemble most simply
a pound note symbol
Haiku # 48661, April 19, 2012 12:08 am ET
by Lush
strolling cityscapes
i carve a dire sillhouette
presaging darkness
Haiku # 48660, April 19, 2012 12:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a belted laptop
ode to the popcorn vendor
lone mobile device
Haiku # 48659, April 19, 2012 12:00 am ET
by Lush
good, the world embraced
a machine to take away
boundaries and life
Haiku # 48658, April 17, 2012 7:13 am ET
by bs
Irish nepotism,
your family redefined;
We're your surly kids.
Haiku # 48657, April 16, 2012 5:32 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Cat video beats
drunkest man in the world
only in your dreams
Haiku # 48656, April 16, 2012 5:30 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Nestled in fire house
Battling image fires
Take off you hoser
Haiku # 48655, April 16, 2012 5:27 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
O Sister Company,
Your apps shine so bright.
Blinding apple white.
Haiku # 48654, April 16, 2012 5:23 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Public relations
Spiffy new flack jacket
Foot-in-your-mouth proof?
Haiku # 48653, April 16, 2012 5:20 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Got your press release
Just a few tweaks for you
Got time for a call?
Haiku # 48652, April 16, 2012 5:19 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Waves of porcelain
Desired for hundreds of years
Worth millions of dosh
.
.
Haiku # 48651, April 16, 2012 5:08 pm ET
by William
Thunder and lightning
I have two dogs on my lap
A long night ahead
Haiku # 48650, April 15, 2012 9:38 pm ET
by Chistery of Illinois
instant results, to
make powdered water just add
water to the water
Haiku # 48649, April 15, 2012 2:16 pm ET
by bs
Cam Clark, ladies man
But who's girl enough for Cam?
Cam, Cam, the ladies man?
Haiku # 48648, April 13, 2012 8:24 pm ET
by Juan Fernandez of Portland, OR
Allison, my love
Happy Anniversary
This Friday one three
Haiku # 48647, April 13, 2012 8:14 pm ET
by Juan Fernandez of Portland, OR
Oh Ben, Oh Ben Ford
PHP, ya you know me.
Wouldn't you agree?
Haiku # 48646, April 13, 2012 8:11 pm ET
by Juan Fernandez of Portland, OR
Choreography
Words leading a merry dance
Just weaving with words
.
.
Haiku # 48645, April 13, 2012 7:12 pm ET
by William
allow for best guess
absent any pressed duress
each is a blessed mess
Haiku # 48644, April 13, 2012 1:08 am ET
by Lush
maternity, damn
paternity, hammy slam
most inadvertant
Haiku # 48643, April 13, 2012 1:05 am ET
by Lush
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