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i carve a dire sillhouette
presaging darkness

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Foot-in-your-mouth proof?

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I have two dogs on my lap
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allow for best guess
absent any pressed duress
each is a blessed mess

maternity, damn
paternity, hammy slam
most inadvertant

the whole reality
bites thing is all good and fun and
I want it again

but, don't we grow up
why the hell are we so sad?
there's revenge to be had

gentlemen, I hate
to say it but isn't gen x
depressed enough now?

dwight eisenhower was
from the last generation
similar to our own...

we put the decayed
in a decade and a half
making bad haiku

Haiku is easy
But some make no sense at all
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i paid my taxes
then i checked my credit cards
now melancholy

Our food is doctored
Butane is added as a
Antioxidant
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The Cat chased the Rat
The Rat outsmarted the Cat
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forgive me for not caring
but the eggs were good

I am told about
these robot drones we need to
protect us from maybe

me jerking off or
people having picnics or
gun rights? hunters? give

me a fucking break...

annoying idiots
lookin for money
in the grass

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i havent read more beachiest
monaning than the previous
'haiku'

i think all the bitch
moan complaing in the world
offers no solution

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full of pretensions
of purity and aesthetics

I am unsure why
we have to be living in
an era gone so mad

I'll be very good
I like her small triangle
I will measure it!

with my tongue! ;-)

Girlfriend said I can
Inspect her small triangle
if im a good boy!

What do you think? I think its worth it.

yes! you too can sound
like borat! this is very nice!
risotto, you like?

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my sinuses have produced
my weight in mucus

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melting
mildly

the internet has turned
into the same mess the whole rest
of the world is now

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coffee beans were stale
sat in the pot for 3 hours
caffeine is my friend

is there really
a prophet
beyond the profit

will, I'm already on that one...

Christian he was not!
Jesus never renounced
his Judaism!

is that a problem for anti semites?

Jusus at congress
Cure the sick and help the poor.
And though shalt not Kill.

they would through him out as Un-American.