Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 236 Days and 75872 Haiku later...

Haiku # 48635, April 8, 2012 12:27 pm ET
by oriuiuie of USA
another easter
forgive me for not caring
but the eggs were good
Haiku # 48634, April 8, 2012 10:52 am ET
by ash
I am told about
these robot drones we need to
protect us from maybe

me jerking off or
people having picnics or
gun rights? hunters? give

me a fucking break...
Haiku # 48633, April 5, 2012 2:42 pm ET
by bs
annoying idiots
lookin for money
in the grass
Haiku # 48632, April 4, 2012 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
funk
u
beach
Haiku # 48631, April 4, 2012 1:29 pm ET
by lol
i havent read more beachiest
monaning than the previous
'haiku'
Haiku # 48630, April 4, 2012 1:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i think all the bitch
moan complaing in the world
offers no solution
Haiku # 48629, April 4, 2012 7:44 am ET
by bs
dirty ugly cities
full of pretensions
of purity and aesthetics
Haiku # 48628, April 3, 2012 1:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am unsure why
we have to be living in
an era gone so mad
Haiku # 48627, April 3, 2012 12:10 pm ET
by bs
I'll be very good
I like her small triangle
I will measure it!

with my tongue! ;-)
Haiku # 48626, April 3, 2012 10:33 am ET
by William
Girlfriend said I can
Inspect her small triangle
if im a good boy!

What do you think? I think its worth it.
Haiku # 48625, April 3, 2012 10:29 am ET
by William
yes! you too can sound
like borat! this is very nice!
risotto, you like?
Haiku # 48624, April 1, 2012 5:52 pm ET
by bs
Aloha!
vigrx plus ,
Haiku # 48623, April 1, 2012 3:20 am ET
by rieroyor of USA
Perfect!
xanax , buy klonopin , valium , ativan ,
Haiku # 48622, March 31, 2012 6:13 am ET
by urwwuoor of USA
unrelenting flu
my sinuses have produced
my weight in mucus
Haiku # 48621, March 30, 2012 6:23 pm ET
by PlasticInsect
melon
melting
mildly


Haiku # 48620, March 28, 2012 2:26 pm ET
by WTF
the internet has turned
into the same mess the whole rest
of the world is now

Haiku # 48619, March 28, 2012 12:26 pm ET
by bs
Haiku # 48618, March 28, 2012 11:51 am ET
by itewtuie of USA
coffee beans were stale
sat in the pot for 3 hours
caffeine is my friend
Haiku # 48617, March 27, 2012 4:13 pm ET
by PlasticInsect
is there really
a prophet
beyond the profit
Haiku # 48616, March 27, 2012 2:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
will, I'm already on that one...
Haiku # 48615, March 27, 2012 1:18 pm ET
by bs
Christian he was not!
Jesus never renounced
his Judaism!

is that a problem for anti semites?
Haiku # 48613, March 27, 2012 10:18 am ET
by William
Jusus at congress
Cure the sick and help the poor.
And though shalt not Kill.

they would through him out as Un-American.
Haiku # 48612, March 27, 2012 10:12 am ET
by William
all on the night of
people watching waiting and
wanting to control
Haiku # 48611, March 26, 2012 1:25 pm ET
by bs
Good site,
generic ambien ,
Haiku # 48610, March 26, 2012 11:06 am ET
by yroureow of USA
Think it will cure you?
"US" Sick Nation indeed!
So keen to take drugs.
Haiku # 48609, March 26, 2012 6:52 am ET
by William
Haiku # 48608, March 25, 2012 5:35 am ET
by eoreteop of USA
well at least the spam
program is trying it's own form
of unintentional dada
Haiku # 48607, March 24, 2012 12:33 pm ET
by bs
Sorry but,
vimax pills , buy vimax ,
Haiku # 48606, March 24, 2012 6:07 am ET
by rutyourp of USA
I have been possessed
by Teddy Roosevelt as
of late, and feel, bully...
Haiku # 48605, March 23, 2012 3:26 am ET
by bs
rare sincerity
let us leave David to rest
bested by his best
Haiku # 48604, March 23, 2012 1:41 am ET
by Lush
Haiku # 48603, March 23, 2012 1:13 am ET
by iworeuyt of USA
I'm not too fond of
david foster wallace but
his suicide killed a genius
Haiku # 48602, March 22, 2012 10:25 am ET
by ps
it's a desperate
attempt to be loved by
people incapable of love
Haiku # 48601, March 22, 2012 10:23 am ET
by ps
Such traffic is sad
The best they can come up with
Is not worth reading
Haiku # 48600, March 22, 2012 9:36 am ET
by William
that's a hard one
to follow up on
of course, such a pill
Haiku # 48599, March 22, 2012 8:57 am ET
by ps
now is
before
later
Haiku # 48598, March 21, 2012 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
viagra makes
life harder
but "i have foreseen it"
Haiku # 48597, March 21, 2012 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 48596, March 21, 2012 12:07 pm ET
by oypetwww of USA
you have failed me for
the last time Lush, now you must
(electronic wheeze)...

now you will know the
true power of the dark side
wait, is that Molsons?
Haiku # 48595, March 20, 2012 12:38 pm ET
by bs
straight: why not murder
all Star Wars enthusiasts?
joke: they died inside.
Haiku # 48594, March 20, 2012 1:51 am ET
by Lush
no kidding
and why all the spam
about boner pills?
Haiku # 48593, March 18, 2012 10:52 pm ET
by bs
girls
are
sexy
Haiku # 48592, March 18, 2012 2:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
and today's kids if
hitler were alive they'd go
"yay, swastikas"

fucking idiots
Haiku # 48591, March 18, 2012 2:15 pm ET
by bs
ghastly disturbing
images
of ruined tv
Haiku # 48590, March 18, 2012 6:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the main problem
with the poetry of the vogons
is that they dont have armpits
(just kiddin)
Haiku # 48589, March 18, 2012 6:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nothing inspires this poem

and its dedicated to noone
Haiku # 48588, March 18, 2012 6:37 am ET
by clumsy and dull not so poetic rhymes
Aloha!
Haiku # 48587, March 18, 2012 4:33 am ET
by oueuouup of USA
Nippress and Ash. Darth Gaydar and StormPooper. Together forever! <3
Haiku # 48586, March 17, 2012 10:24 pm ET
by i am back
Good site,
Haiku # 48585, March 17, 2012 5:18 am ET
by eipoieet of USA
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