Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
i think all the bitch
moan complaing in the world
offers no solution
Haiku # 48629 April 4, 2012 7:44 am ET
by bs
dirty ugly cities
full of pretensions
of purity and aesthetics
Haiku # 48628 April 3, 2012 1:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am unsure why
we have to be living in
an era gone so mad
Haiku # 48627 April 3, 2012 12:10 pm ET
by bs
I'll be very good
I like her small triangle
I will measure it!

with my tongue! ;-)
Haiku # 48626 April 3, 2012 10:33 am ET
by William
Girlfriend said I can
Inspect her small triangle
if im a good boy!

What do you think? I think its worth it.
Haiku # 48625 April 3, 2012 10:29 am ET
by William
yes! you too can sound
like borat! this is very nice!
risotto, you like?
Haiku # 48624 April 1, 2012 5:52 pm ET
by bs
Aloha!
vigrx plus ,
Haiku # 48623 April 1, 2012 3:20 am ET
by rieroyor of USA
Perfect!
xanax , buy klonopin , valium , ativan ,
Haiku # 48622 March 31, 2012 6:13 am ET
by urwwuoor of USA
unrelenting flu
my sinuses have produced
my weight in mucus
Haiku # 48621 March 30, 2012 6:23 pm ET
by PlasticInsect
melon
melting
mildly


Haiku # 48620 March 28, 2012 2:26 pm ET
by WTF
the internet has turned
into the same mess the whole rest
of the world is now

Haiku # 48619 March 28, 2012 12:26 pm ET
by bs
Haiku # 48618 March 28, 2012 11:51 am ET
by itewtuie of USA
coffee beans were stale
sat in the pot for 3 hours
caffeine is my friend
Haiku # 48617 March 27, 2012 4:13 pm ET
by PlasticInsect
is there really
a prophet
beyond the profit
Haiku # 48616 March 27, 2012 2:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
will, I'm already on that one...
Haiku # 48615 March 27, 2012 1:18 pm ET
by bs
Christian he was not!
Jesus never renounced
his Judaism!

is that a problem for anti semites?
Haiku # 48613 March 27, 2012 10:18 am ET
by William
Jusus at congress
Cure the sick and help the poor.
And though shalt not Kill.

they would through him out as Un-American.
Haiku # 48612 March 27, 2012 10:12 am ET
by William
all on the night of
people watching waiting and
wanting to control
Haiku # 48611 March 26, 2012 1:25 pm ET
by bs
Good site,
generic ambien ,
Haiku # 48610 March 26, 2012 11:06 am ET
by yroureow of USA
Think it will cure you?
"US" Sick Nation indeed!
So keen to take drugs.
Haiku # 48609 March 26, 2012 6:52 am ET
by William
Haiku # 48608 March 25, 2012 5:35 am ET
by eoreteop of USA
well at least the spam
program is trying it's own form
of unintentional dada
Haiku # 48607 March 24, 2012 12:33 pm ET
by bs
Sorry but,
vimax pills , buy vimax ,
Haiku # 48606 March 24, 2012 6:07 am ET
by rutyourp of USA
I have been possessed
by Teddy Roosevelt as
of late, and feel, bully...
Haiku # 48605 March 23, 2012 3:26 am ET
by bs
rare sincerity
let us leave David to rest
bested by his best
Haiku # 48604 March 23, 2012 1:41 am ET
by Lush
Haiku # 48603 March 23, 2012 1:13 am ET
by iworeuyt of USA
I'm not too fond of
david foster wallace but
his suicide killed a genius
Haiku # 48602 March 22, 2012 10:25 am ET
by ps
it's a desperate
attempt to be loved by
people incapable of love
Haiku # 48601 March 22, 2012 10:23 am ET
by ps
Such traffic is sad
The best they can come up with
Is not worth reading
Haiku # 48600 March 22, 2012 9:36 am ET
by William
that's a hard one
to follow up on
of course, such a pill
Haiku # 48599 March 22, 2012 8:57 am ET
by ps
now is
before
later
Haiku # 48598 March 21, 2012 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
viagra makes
life harder
but "i have foreseen it"
Haiku # 48597 March 21, 2012 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 48596 March 21, 2012 12:07 pm ET
by oypetwww of USA
you have failed me for
the last time Lush, now you must
(electronic wheeze)...

now you will know the
true power of the dark side
wait, is that Molsons?
Haiku # 48595 March 20, 2012 12:38 pm ET
by bs
straight: why not murder
all Star Wars enthusiasts?
joke: they died inside.
Haiku # 48594 March 20, 2012 1:51 am ET
by Lush
no kidding
and why all the spam
about boner pills?
Haiku # 48593 March 18, 2012 10:52 pm ET
by bs
girls
are
sexy
Haiku # 48592 March 18, 2012 2:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
and today's kids if
hitler were alive they'd go
"yay, swastikas"

fucking idiots
Haiku # 48591 March 18, 2012 2:15 pm ET
by bs
ghastly disturbing
images
of ruined tv
Haiku # 48590 March 18, 2012 6:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the main problem
with the poetry of the vogons
is that they dont have armpits
(just kiddin)
Haiku # 48589 March 18, 2012 6:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nothing inspires this poem

and its dedicated to noone
Haiku # 48588 March 18, 2012 6:37 am ET
by clumsy and dull not so poetic rhymes
Aloha!
Haiku # 48587 March 18, 2012 4:33 am ET
by oueuouup of USA
Nippress and Ash. Darth Gaydar and StormPooper. Together forever! <3
Haiku # 48586 March 17, 2012 10:24 pm ET
by i am back
Good site,
Haiku # 48585 March 17, 2012 5:18 am ET
by eipoieet of USA
hmm, so it gets to
a bigger and bigger and
empty bored souls

conquistadors who took their share
Haiku # 48584 March 15, 2012 10:29 pm ET
by bs
Perfect!
Haiku # 48583 March 15, 2012 11:37 am ET
by pypeyyrw of USA
Sorry but,
Haiku # 48582 March 15, 2012 7:52 am ET
by epppowpy of USA
over the top is the
only solution for a world
gone stepford with cells
Haiku # 48581 March 14, 2012 10:15 pm ET
by bs
yes i has goods deals
on drugs for erections is
very nice! kazakhstan

is very nice country!
Haiku # 48580 March 14, 2012 10:15 pm ET
by bs of borat thou jewish man
Aloha!
Haiku # 48579 March 14, 2012 8:37 am ET
by uewwttep of USA
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