Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
Sorry but,
vimax pills , buy vimax ,
Haiku # 48606 March 24, 2012 6:07 am ET
by rutyourp of USA
I have been possessed
by Teddy Roosevelt as
of late, and feel, bully...
Haiku # 48605 March 23, 2012 3:26 am ET
by bs
rare sincerity
let us leave David to rest
bested by his best
Haiku # 48604 March 23, 2012 1:41 am ET
by Lush
Haiku # 48603 March 23, 2012 1:13 am ET
by iworeuyt of USA
I'm not too fond of
david foster wallace but
his suicide killed a genius
Haiku # 48602 March 22, 2012 10:25 am ET
by ps
it's a desperate
attempt to be loved by
people incapable of love
Haiku # 48601 March 22, 2012 10:23 am ET
by ps
Such traffic is sad
The best they can come up with
Is not worth reading
Haiku # 48600 March 22, 2012 9:36 am ET
by William
that's a hard one
to follow up on
of course, such a pill
Haiku # 48599 March 22, 2012 8:57 am ET
by ps
now is
before
later
Haiku # 48598 March 21, 2012 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
viagra makes
life harder
but "i have foreseen it"
Haiku # 48597 March 21, 2012 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 48596 March 21, 2012 12:07 pm ET
by oypetwww of USA
you have failed me for
the last time Lush, now you must
(electronic wheeze)...

now you will know the
true power of the dark side
wait, is that Molsons?
Haiku # 48595 March 20, 2012 12:38 pm ET
by bs
straight: why not murder
all Star Wars enthusiasts?
joke: they died inside.
Haiku # 48594 March 20, 2012 1:51 am ET
by Lush
no kidding
and why all the spam
about boner pills?
Haiku # 48593 March 18, 2012 10:52 pm ET
by bs
girls
are
sexy
Haiku # 48592 March 18, 2012 2:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
and today's kids if
hitler were alive they'd go
"yay, swastikas"

fucking idiots
Haiku # 48591 March 18, 2012 2:15 pm ET
by bs
ghastly disturbing
images
of ruined tv
Haiku # 48590 March 18, 2012 6:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the main problem
with the poetry of the vogons
is that they dont have armpits
(just kiddin)
Haiku # 48589 March 18, 2012 6:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nothing inspires this poem

and its dedicated to noone
Haiku # 48588 March 18, 2012 6:37 am ET
by clumsy and dull not so poetic rhymes
Aloha!
Haiku # 48587 March 18, 2012 4:33 am ET
by oueuouup of USA
Nippress and Ash. Darth Gaydar and StormPooper. Together forever! <3
Haiku # 48586 March 17, 2012 10:24 pm ET
by i am back
Good site,
Haiku # 48585 March 17, 2012 5:18 am ET
by eipoieet of USA
hmm, so it gets to
a bigger and bigger and
empty bored souls

conquistadors who took their share
Haiku # 48584 March 15, 2012 10:29 pm ET
by bs
Perfect!
Haiku # 48583 March 15, 2012 11:37 am ET
by pypeyyrw of USA
Sorry but,
Haiku # 48582 March 15, 2012 7:52 am ET
by epppowpy of USA
over the top is the
only solution for a world
gone stepford with cells
Haiku # 48581 March 14, 2012 10:15 pm ET
by bs
yes i has goods deals
on drugs for erections is
very nice! kazakhstan

is very nice country!
Haiku # 48580 March 14, 2012 10:15 pm ET
by bs of borat thou jewish man
Aloha!
Haiku # 48579 March 14, 2012 8:37 am ET
by uewwttep of USA
colonic distress
dipped into a fine bistro
and shed my soiled shorts
Haiku # 48578 March 14, 2012 3:31 am ET
by Lush
time springeth forward
haven't got time for the shame
i eschew the light
Haiku # 48577 March 14, 2012 3:25 am ET
by Lush
beset by danger
categorization maims
simplify and die
Haiku # 48576 March 14, 2012 3:22 am ET
by Lush
my generation
stood by the sidelines sometimes
thinking it was over
Haiku # 48575 March 13, 2012 12:20 pm ET
by bs
surrealism in a world
gone awry, memories destroyed
for false gods in aqarius
Haiku # 48574 March 13, 2012 12:19 pm ET
by bs
Free as the wind
Unique as a teardrop
Krummhorn

Haiku # 48573 March 13, 2012 6:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this poem
is for all those
who cant read
Haiku # 48572 March 13, 2012 5:45 am ET
by point less
the great ocean is still
lookin good
on a postcard
Haiku # 48571 March 13, 2012 5:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Perfect!
Haiku # 48570 March 13, 2012 4:02 am ET
by utoupiou of USA
it's like the breaks in
the song, time, a haiku then
random spam, work it

in
Haiku # 48569 March 11, 2012 2:22 pm ET
by bs
Hi there!
Haiku # 48568 March 11, 2012 7:14 am ET
by roeepeip of USA
the
Haiku # 48567 March 11, 2012 5:04 am ET
by bs
Blanket of snow reveals
Plethora of doggy
Haiku # 48566 March 10, 2012 6:29 pm ET
by Donna Smith of Pennsylvania
Fat cat lies on back
He wants to be petted, not!
Feline on display.
Haiku # 48565 March 10, 2012 6:20 pm ET
by James Hebrank of Bellefonte, Pa
hello my dear, you
seem to remember me and
aren't purring no more
Haiku # 48564 March 10, 2012 2:21 pm ET
by bs
Hello Kitty good
Hello Kitty not evil
Kitty put down gun!
Haiku # 48563 March 9, 2012 2:05 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
and still it posts small
interludes to the wide world
enwebbed to this beast
Haiku # 48562 March 9, 2012 1:38 am ET
by bs
Good site,
Haiku # 48561 March 8, 2012 2:27 pm ET
by yrtryrrt of USA
sounds like bye bye kitty...
hello angry birds and
does stove top go with angry birds?
Haiku # 48560 March 7, 2012 10:49 pm ET
by bs
Bought Hello Kitty
Dog ate stuffed Hello Kitty
Hello Kitty poop
Haiku # 48559 March 7, 2012 9:00 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
rfr f
Haiku # 48558 March 7, 2012 12:13 am ET
by phentermine of USA
not so long ago
there was a spam haiku site
speaking of utirty here...
Haiku # 48557 March 6, 2012 1:24 pm ET
by bs
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