Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 269 Days and 75945 Haiku later...

Haiku # 48603, March 23, 2012 1:13 am ET
by iworeuyt of USA
I'm not too fond of
david foster wallace but
his suicide killed a genius
Haiku # 48602, March 22, 2012 10:25 am ET
by ps
it's a desperate
attempt to be loved by
people incapable of love
Haiku # 48601, March 22, 2012 10:23 am ET
by ps
Such traffic is sad
The best they can come up with
Is not worth reading
Haiku # 48600, March 22, 2012 9:36 am ET
by William
that's a hard one
to follow up on
of course, such a pill
Haiku # 48599, March 22, 2012 8:57 am ET
by ps
now is
before
later
Haiku # 48598, March 21, 2012 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
viagra makes
life harder
but "i have foreseen it"
Haiku # 48597, March 21, 2012 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 48596, March 21, 2012 12:07 pm ET
by oypetwww of USA
you have failed me for
the last time Lush, now you must
(electronic wheeze)...

now you will know the
true power of the dark side
wait, is that Molsons?
Haiku # 48595, March 20, 2012 12:38 pm ET
by bs
straight: why not murder
all Star Wars enthusiasts?
joke: they died inside.
Haiku # 48594, March 20, 2012 1:51 am ET
by Lush
no kidding
and why all the spam
about boner pills?
Haiku # 48593, March 18, 2012 10:52 pm ET
by bs
girls
are
sexy
Haiku # 48592, March 18, 2012 2:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
and today's kids if
hitler were alive they'd go
"yay, swastikas"

fucking idiots
Haiku # 48591, March 18, 2012 2:15 pm ET
by bs
ghastly disturbing
images
of ruined tv
Haiku # 48590, March 18, 2012 6:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the main problem
with the poetry of the vogons
is that they dont have armpits
(just kiddin)
Haiku # 48589, March 18, 2012 6:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nothing inspires this poem

and its dedicated to noone
Haiku # 48588, March 18, 2012 6:37 am ET
by clumsy and dull not so poetic rhymes
Aloha!
Haiku # 48587, March 18, 2012 4:33 am ET
by oueuouup of USA
Nippress and Ash. Darth Gaydar and StormPooper. Together forever! <3
Haiku # 48586, March 17, 2012 10:24 pm ET
by i am back
Good site,
Haiku # 48585, March 17, 2012 5:18 am ET
by eipoieet of USA
hmm, so it gets to
a bigger and bigger and
empty bored souls

conquistadors who took their share
Haiku # 48584, March 15, 2012 10:29 pm ET
by bs
Perfect!
Haiku # 48583, March 15, 2012 11:37 am ET
by pypeyyrw of USA
Sorry but,
Haiku # 48582, March 15, 2012 7:52 am ET
by epppowpy of USA
over the top is the
only solution for a world
gone stepford with cells
Haiku # 48581, March 14, 2012 10:15 pm ET
by bs
yes i has goods deals
on drugs for erections is
very nice! kazakhstan

is very nice country!
Haiku # 48580, March 14, 2012 10:15 pm ET
by bs of borat thou jewish man
Aloha!
Haiku # 48579, March 14, 2012 8:37 am ET
by uewwttep of USA
colonic distress
dipped into a fine bistro
and shed my soiled shorts
Haiku # 48578, March 14, 2012 3:31 am ET
by Lush
time springeth forward
haven't got time for the shame
i eschew the light
Haiku # 48577, March 14, 2012 3:25 am ET
by Lush
beset by danger
categorization maims
simplify and die
Haiku # 48576, March 14, 2012 3:22 am ET
by Lush
my generation
stood by the sidelines sometimes
thinking it was over
Haiku # 48575, March 13, 2012 12:20 pm ET
by bs
surrealism in a world
gone awry, memories destroyed
for false gods in aqarius
Haiku # 48574, March 13, 2012 12:19 pm ET
by bs
Free as the wind
Unique as a teardrop
Krummhorn

Haiku # 48573, March 13, 2012 6:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this poem
is for all those
who cant read
Haiku # 48572, March 13, 2012 5:45 am ET
by point less
the great ocean is still
lookin good
on a postcard
Haiku # 48571, March 13, 2012 5:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Perfect!
Haiku # 48570, March 13, 2012 4:02 am ET
by utoupiou of USA
it's like the breaks in
the song, time, a haiku then
random spam, work it

in
Haiku # 48569, March 11, 2012 2:22 pm ET
by bs
Hi there!
Haiku # 48568, March 11, 2012 7:14 am ET
by roeepeip of USA
the
Haiku # 48567, March 11, 2012 5:04 am ET
by bs
Blanket of snow reveals
Plethora of doggy
Haiku # 48566, March 10, 2012 6:29 pm ET
by Donna Smith of Pennsylvania
Fat cat lies on back
He wants to be petted, not!
Feline on display.
Haiku # 48565, March 10, 2012 6:20 pm ET
by James Hebrank of Bellefonte, Pa
hello my dear, you
seem to remember me and
aren't purring no more
Haiku # 48564, March 10, 2012 2:21 pm ET
by bs
Hello Kitty good
Hello Kitty not evil
Kitty put down gun!
Haiku # 48563, March 9, 2012 2:05 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
and still it posts small
interludes to the wide world
enwebbed to this beast
Haiku # 48562, March 9, 2012 1:38 am ET
by bs
Good site,
Haiku # 48561, March 8, 2012 2:27 pm ET
by yrtryrrt of USA
sounds like bye bye kitty...
hello angry birds and
does stove top go with angry birds?
Haiku # 48560, March 7, 2012 10:49 pm ET
by bs
Bought Hello Kitty
Dog ate stuffed Hello Kitty
Hello Kitty poop
Haiku # 48559, March 7, 2012 9:00 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
rfr f
Haiku # 48558, March 7, 2012 12:13 am ET
by phentermine of USA
not so long ago
there was a spam haiku site
speaking of utirty here...
Haiku # 48557, March 6, 2012 1:24 pm ET
by bs
wasn't it the end
of history about 10
years ago or such
?
Haiku # 48556, March 6, 2012 12:00 pm ET
by bs
Sorry but,
Haiku # 48555, March 6, 2012 5:51 am ET
by ututwiry of USA
the moving hand writes
and then having writ, moves on
or something like that
Haiku # 48554, March 6, 2012 3:14 am ET
by ash
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