Bad Haiku
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25 Years, 236 Days and 75872 Haiku later...

Public relations
Spiffy new flack jacket
Foot-in-your-mouth proof?
Haiku # 48653, April 16, 2012 5:20 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Got your press release
Just a few tweaks for you
Got time for a call?
Haiku # 48652, April 16, 2012 5:19 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Waves of porcelain
Desired for hundreds of years
Worth millions of dosh
.
.
Haiku # 48651, April 16, 2012 5:08 pm ET
by William
Thunder and lightning
I have two dogs on my lap
A long night ahead
Haiku # 48650, April 15, 2012 9:38 pm ET
by Chistery of Illinois
instant results, to
make powdered water just add
water to the water
Haiku # 48649, April 15, 2012 2:16 pm ET
by bs
Cam Clark, ladies man
But who's girl enough for Cam?
Cam, Cam, the ladies man?
Haiku # 48648, April 13, 2012 8:24 pm ET
by Juan Fernandez of Portland, OR
Allison, my love
Happy Anniversary
This Friday one three
Haiku # 48647, April 13, 2012 8:14 pm ET
by Juan Fernandez of Portland, OR
Oh Ben, Oh Ben Ford
PHP, ya you know me.
Wouldn't you agree?
Haiku # 48646, April 13, 2012 8:11 pm ET
by Juan Fernandez of Portland, OR
Choreography
Words leading a merry dance
Just weaving with words
.
.
Haiku # 48645, April 13, 2012 7:12 pm ET
by William
allow for best guess
absent any pressed duress
each is a blessed mess
Haiku # 48644, April 13, 2012 1:08 am ET
by Lush
maternity, damn
paternity, hammy slam
most inadvertant
Haiku # 48643, April 13, 2012 1:05 am ET
by Lush
the whole reality
bites thing is all good and fun and
I want it again

but, don't we grow up
why the hell are we so sad?
there's revenge to be had
Haiku # 48642, April 11, 2012 3:20 pm ET
by bs
gentlemen, I hate
to say it but isn't gen x
depressed enough now?

dwight eisenhower was
from the last generation
similar to our own...
Haiku # 48641, April 11, 2012 2:13 pm ET
by bs
we put the decayed
in a decade and a half
making bad haiku
Haiku # 48640, April 11, 2012 9:33 am ET
by ash
Haiku is easy
But some make no sense at all
Refrigerator
Haiku # 48639, April 10, 2012 12:23 pm ET
by SandmanEsq of NYC
i paid my taxes
then i checked my credit cards
now melancholy
Haiku # 48638, April 10, 2012 10:24 am ET
by jonafi
Our food is doctored
Butane is added as a
Antioxidant
..
Haiku # 48637, April 10, 2012 6:54 am ET
by William
The Cat chased the Rat
The Rat outsmarted the Cat
Next time MR. Rat
Haiku # 48636, April 9, 2012 9:02 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
Haiku # 48635, April 8, 2012 12:27 pm ET
by oriuiuie of USA
another easter
forgive me for not caring
but the eggs were good
Haiku # 48634, April 8, 2012 10:52 am ET
by ash
I am told about
these robot drones we need to
protect us from maybe

me jerking off or
people having picnics or
gun rights? hunters? give

me a fucking break...
Haiku # 48633, April 5, 2012 2:42 pm ET
by bs
annoying idiots
lookin for money
in the grass
Haiku # 48632, April 4, 2012 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
funk
u
beach
Haiku # 48631, April 4, 2012 1:29 pm ET
by lol
i havent read more beachiest
monaning than the previous
'haiku'
Haiku # 48630, April 4, 2012 1:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i think all the bitch
moan complaing in the world
offers no solution
Haiku # 48629, April 4, 2012 7:44 am ET
by bs
dirty ugly cities
full of pretensions
of purity and aesthetics
Haiku # 48628, April 3, 2012 1:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am unsure why
we have to be living in
an era gone so mad
Haiku # 48627, April 3, 2012 12:10 pm ET
by bs
I'll be very good
I like her small triangle
I will measure it!

with my tongue! ;-)
Haiku # 48626, April 3, 2012 10:33 am ET
by William
Girlfriend said I can
Inspect her small triangle
if im a good boy!

What do you think? I think its worth it.
Haiku # 48625, April 3, 2012 10:29 am ET
by William
yes! you too can sound
like borat! this is very nice!
risotto, you like?
Haiku # 48624, April 1, 2012 5:52 pm ET
by bs
Aloha!
vigrx plus ,
Haiku # 48623, April 1, 2012 3:20 am ET
by rieroyor of USA
Perfect!
xanax , buy klonopin , valium , ativan ,
Haiku # 48622, March 31, 2012 6:13 am ET
by urwwuoor of USA
unrelenting flu
my sinuses have produced
my weight in mucus
Haiku # 48621, March 30, 2012 6:23 pm ET
by PlasticInsect
melon
melting
mildly


Haiku # 48620, March 28, 2012 2:26 pm ET
by WTF
the internet has turned
into the same mess the whole rest
of the world is now

Haiku # 48619, March 28, 2012 12:26 pm ET
by bs
Haiku # 48618, March 28, 2012 11:51 am ET
by itewtuie of USA
coffee beans were stale
sat in the pot for 3 hours
caffeine is my friend
Haiku # 48617, March 27, 2012 4:13 pm ET
by PlasticInsect
is there really
a prophet
beyond the profit
Haiku # 48616, March 27, 2012 2:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
will, I'm already on that one...
Haiku # 48615, March 27, 2012 1:18 pm ET
by bs
Christian he was not!
Jesus never renounced
his Judaism!

is that a problem for anti semites?
Haiku # 48613, March 27, 2012 10:18 am ET
by William
Jusus at congress
Cure the sick and help the poor.
And though shalt not Kill.

they would through him out as Un-American.
Haiku # 48612, March 27, 2012 10:12 am ET
by William
all on the night of
people watching waiting and
wanting to control
Haiku # 48611, March 26, 2012 1:25 pm ET
by bs
Good site,
generic ambien ,
Haiku # 48610, March 26, 2012 11:06 am ET
by yroureow of USA
Think it will cure you?
"US" Sick Nation indeed!
So keen to take drugs.
Haiku # 48609, March 26, 2012 6:52 am ET
by William
Haiku # 48608, March 25, 2012 5:35 am ET
by eoreteop of USA
well at least the spam
program is trying it's own form
of unintentional dada
Haiku # 48607, March 24, 2012 12:33 pm ET
by bs
Sorry but,
vimax pills , buy vimax ,
Haiku # 48606, March 24, 2012 6:07 am ET
by rutyourp of USA
I have been possessed
by Teddy Roosevelt as
of late, and feel, bully...
Haiku # 48605, March 23, 2012 3:26 am ET
by bs
rare sincerity
let us leave David to rest
bested by his best
Haiku # 48604, March 23, 2012 1:41 am ET
by Lush
Haiku # 48603, March 23, 2012 1:13 am ET
by iworeuyt of USA
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