Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 185 Days and 77097 Haiku later...

erstwhiley...
Haiku # 488, June 26, 1998 2:25 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
hai kuthislowballer
Haiku # 487, June 26, 1998 2:24 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
steamy salad status smiling smartly
Haiku # 486, June 26, 1998 2:23 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
mmmeaty
ur
p
Haiku # 485, June 26, 1998 2:22 am ET
by Brandy Agiter of Sarnia, Canada
meaty ur p
Haiku # 484, June 26, 1998 2:18 am ET
by Ms. D. Nevills of Inwood, Canada
g
g
g r
Haiku # 483, June 26, 1998 2:17 am ET
by Ms. D. Nevills of Inwood, Canada
I'm not in the mood
To write horrible Haiku;
I just want to scroll.
Haiku # 482, June 25, 1998 1:30 am ET
by Chad Beehler of Howell, USA
It's been a long time
i have finally returned
hey, you! stop screaming
Haiku # 481, June 20, 1998 11:15 am ET
by Wolfmind
silence unnintentional
technological breakdowns abound
patrols inneffective
situation critical
activate backup mannouvers
Haiku # 480, June 10, 1998 12:29 pm ET
by swan of London, england
silence unnintentional
technological breakdowns abound
patrols inneffective
Haiku # 479, June 10, 1998 12:20 pm ET
by wizmo of London, england
Silivri demek istiyorum
Asl
Haiku # 478, June 8, 1998 7:48 am ET
by Muhte
Bi kere kapansak
Yeter asl
Haiku # 477, June 8, 1998 7:41 am ET
by Alicik
Cemcim diyorum ki
Haiku # 476, June 8, 1998 7:39 am ET
by erdo
Cemcim diyorum ki
Haiku # 475, June 8, 1998 7:38 am ET
by erdo
what i want to say
make life what you will today
words not fade away
Haiku # 474, June 7, 1998 2:56 pm ET
by matt
Here's a suggestion
this page sucks alot of dick, eh?
i have no life too
Haiku # 473, June 5, 1998 6:50 pm ET
by Craig Volpe of USA
I just don't get it
what is the point of this thing
where are the brakes, huh?
Haiku # 472, June 4, 1998 4:40 pm ET
by Carolynne of Mt. Airy, USoA
uninvited chimes
toll the ending of the day
and the start of night
Haiku # 471, June 4, 1998 4:37 pm ET
by Carolynne of MT. AIRY, USoA
Page loads too slowly
Don't have time to wait for it
Will find other site
Haiku # 470, June 4, 1998 1:25 pm ET
by Tim of Cayucos, USA
the Q train to work superheated urine stench slave ship docks at 9


Haiku # 469, June 3, 1998 8:54 pm ET
by pat of new york, usa
The smelly man sits
Odor wafting through the air
Deoderant Please
Haiku # 468, June 2, 1998 11:07 am ET
by Cora of Lunenburg, La La Land
Photo of a man
Weighs heavily on my mind
Though I don't know him
Haiku # 467, May 30, 1998 2:03 am ET
by Anna of Sydney, Australia
your mind is like
virginity once you lose
it your screwed
Haiku # 466, May 28, 1998 11:44 am ET
by Jo Dee of Edmore, U.S.
Haiku # 465, May 28, 1998 11:39 am ET
by Jo Dee
Was it my blood
I saw a redcat crying when
Violin fallen on her
Haiku # 464, May 20, 1998 2:44 pm ET
by Ali Erdem Ural of Istanbul, Turkey
Poopie do dayly
bringing horror to toilet
I sence a tunder
Haiku # 463, May 18, 1998 12:04 pm ET
by Lusk of ribe, USA
rumbling and running
probably from the bad
food at the deli
Haiku # 462, May 17, 1998 12:44 am ET
by todd akita of brooklyn, yooessayee
Nothing since Monday --
A serious Haiku drought.
Must get word around.
Haiku # 461, May 15, 1998 12:55 pm ET
by Adam of Someplace breezy, America
I once knew a yam
who yelled and yodeled while it
sat doing yoga
Haiku # 460, May 11, 1998 1:27 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
the wisdom of the
valedictorrian was
like that of an ass
Haiku # 459, May 11, 1998 1:22 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
the zany zebra
zapped hisself when he tried
to zip his zipper
Haiku # 458, May 11, 1998 1:21 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
In a classroom sits
twenty little ugly children
taught by senile women
Haiku # 457, May 11, 1998 1:20 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
A teenager sits
wondering of puppydogs
when a bird drops doo!
Haiku # 456, May 11, 1998 1:16 am ET
by Jerry Mannor of USA
A chicken sandwich
Ahhhh the glory of poultry
KFC, my ass!
Haiku # 455, May 8, 1998 2:05 pm ET
by ian kiar of T O R O N T O, CANADA
life is death without adventure,
adventure only come to those who are
willing to be daring and take chances.
Haiku # 454, May 7, 1998 7:59 pm ET
by jayester of la, usa
oh,Mr. WoodchuckTime to come out of your holeTime to enjoy spring
Haiku # 453, May 7, 1998 5:07 pm ET
by sarah
machine soul dimension
real is art, faster
Red, Green, Blue
Haiku # 452, May 4, 1998 4:10 pm ET
by Marty of Montreal, Canada
Terrible machine
Fools everyone to think
'Pretty' work is good
Haiku # 451, May 4, 1998 5:57 am ET
by Lynne Street of Masterton (it's only a town!), New Zealand
3D animation
is this the profession I want?
I must get a plugin
to the real world
Haiku # 450, May 4, 1998 4:26 am ET
by Mr.Oz Adi of Tel-Aviv, ISRAEL
no work today
and the day before
and the one before
this month's salary will probably be
FUCKING SHIT SMALL!!!
Haiku # 449, May 4, 1998 4:20 am ET
by Mr. Oz Adi of Tel-Aviv, ISRAEL
why, tell me why
to bother
if no one emails me
anyway?!
Haiku # 448, May 4, 1998 4:17 am ET
by Mr. Oz Adi of Tel-Aviv, ISRAEL
Teeth are glistening
Shaving razor grins its pose
Scrape! Scrape! Nyurking teeth!
Haiku # 447, May 1, 1998 12:41 am ET
by Chad Beehler of howell, usa
Diarrhea stew
Swirls, festers, bubbles and pops
"Yu'll eat en like it!!!"
Haiku # 446, May 1, 1998 12:34 am ET
by Chad Beehler of howell, usa
Slugs glisten the tracks
Slimy, slimy escargot
Train crushes, derails
(Hey, the "(br)" thing does work!)
Haiku # 445, May 1, 1998 12:29 am ET
by Chad Beehler of howell, usa
Random thoughts are blurred.
Hey!That's a Foster bottle!
I wear boxer shorts.
(just seeing if the
thing really works.)
Haiku # 444, May 1, 1998 12:27 am ET
by Chad Beehler of howell, usa
Old milk pastes my gums
It's 12:30 in the morn
err err err err err!
Haiku # 443, May 1, 1998 12:24 am ET
by Chad Beehler of howell, usa
Yank on me now my
Total gaming slut I pass
Blur time, Oh my lord
Haiku # 442, April 30, 1998 12:32 pm ET
by Sticky Rice of Toronto,
oesday a ogday
ikelay otay ollowsway
ishay own itspay?
Haiku # 441, April 29, 1998 5:57 pm ET
by patty jeanne of orofino, usa
bad haiku can be
very hard to have to hear
with your heart and mind
Haiku # 440, April 29, 1998 5:50 pm ET
by patty jeanne of Orofino, USA
Slash & burn farming
hoary family heirloom
dense haze clogs my lungs
Haiku # 439, April 27, 1998 10:23 pm ET
by Andy of KL, Malaysia
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