Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Complete the Haiku
I supply the first two lines
You finish the third

OK, here we go
Let's give this game a try now
You know what to do


"Can we remain friends?"
The worst words a man can hear?

_____ _____ _____ _____ _____

Haiku # 48891 July 11, 2012 1:00 am ET
by Let's play a Haiku game
oh now the tanking
economy goes south with a
sherman lemming crash...
Haiku # 48890 July 10, 2012 4:05 pm ET
by bhs
Hello!
phen375 , fat burner ,
Haiku # 48889 July 10, 2012 5:14 am ET
by potywprr of USA
I am at a loss
for words, or form, for all is
formless in this form
Haiku # 48888 July 10, 2012 2:40 am ET
by bhs
hmm, well since we're all
fucking around here why not
just get a threesome?
Haiku # 48887 July 9, 2012 1:53 am ET
by bhs
How to avoid love
Agony and ecstasy
Another man's wife
Hahahaha
Haiku # 48886 July 8, 2012 6:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
How to avoid love
Agony and ecstasy
Another man
Haiku # 48885 July 8, 2012 6:35 am ET
by Tisme
why is it that these
not so happy smart folks feel
the need to call stuff

lame, I feel dated
surrounded by gin blos-
oms leftovers
Haiku # 48884 July 8, 2012 3:02 am ET
by bhs
the fabric of the
universe, black holes as seeds
for new universe(s)

so sci fi writers
are out of a job now that
michio kaku

invented the things
that he read in those books and
wrote books about that
Haiku # 48883 July 8, 2012 3:00 am ET
by bs
piping below ground
within the dark it matters
hark the boson's call
Haiku # 48882 July 7, 2012 8:53 pm ET
by ash
Fixed interest rates
You can bank on Barclays Bank
To fix a good deal
Haiku # 48881 July 7, 2012 11:36 am ET
by William
Law: Lush mechanics
Rules: all within shall be swell
all without, not swell

Haiku # 48880 July 6, 2012 11:49 pm ET
by Lush
no violation
within a closed stat system
immeasurably lame
Haiku # 48879 July 6, 2012 11:46 pm ET
by Lush
self evident dross
mathematics without source
number fudging, son
Haiku # 48878 July 6, 2012 11:44 pm ET
by Lush
quantum state vague
without momentum i twirl
massive ego, no?
Haiku # 48877 July 6, 2012 11:40 pm ET
by Lush
This Higgs Boson binds
The universe together?
Sure sounds like The Force.
Haiku # 48876 July 6, 2012 11:33 pm ET
by another Anonymous Poet
I pledge allegiance
to the Higgs and the concepts
I don't understand
Haiku # 48875 July 6, 2012 11:30 pm ET
by an Anonymous Poet of Let's try that again
I pledge allegiance
to the Higgs and the concepts
I don
Haiku # 48874 July 6, 2012 11:29 pm ET
by an Anonymous Poet
let's tap this sum' bitch
and harness the consequence
a bid from the rear?
Haiku # 48873 July 6, 2012 9:34 pm ET
by Lush
solicited dough
accelerated some crap
hence, i must name it
Haiku # 48872 July 6, 2012 9:30 pm ET
by Lush
that particle's new
new as the Indian shore
plant a flag in it
Haiku # 48871 July 6, 2012 9:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a new particle
thought to be the Higgs boson
discovered at CERN
Haiku # 48870 July 6, 2012 10:02 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
oh say can't you see
that his rocket isn't red
but his pills are blue
Haiku # 48869 July 6, 2012 7:26 am ET
by ash
hmm I wonder if
the zombie ads will plug the
boner pills for uncle sam
Haiku # 48868 July 6, 2012 2:07 am ET
by bs
age is catching up
happy birthday uncle sam
buy the aricept
Haiku # 48867 July 5, 2012 8:58 am ET
by ash
Independance Day
Happy Birthday U.S.A.
Born on July 4th
Haiku # 48865 July 4, 2012 4:39 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
black shoes with coal dust
printed ideas left behind
Mines gone forever
.
Haiku # 48864 July 4, 2012 10:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
bottlecap bouncing
signals the crapulence, mine
bedward i canter
Haiku # 48862 July 3, 2012 1:40 am ET
by Lush
gambol when able
whirlabout and shine within
let the head slide guise
Haiku # 48861 July 3, 2012 1:38 am ET
by Lush
in the words of me
i feel taken to the dry
cleaners and hung up
Haiku # 48860 July 2, 2012 1:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
open your eyes now
She stood outside of the car
Totally naked
;-)
Haiku # 48859 July 2, 2012 12:51 pm ET
by William
what would ayn rand do
let go of the train and let
the whole thing fall down?
Haiku # 48858 July 1, 2012 1:19 pm ET
by bs of atlas, shrug
when someone mentions
CS Lewis or some other
person like that here

do you go "oh posh?"
or a jk rowling? or
oh heck get the broom
Haiku # 48857 July 1, 2012 1:18 pm ET
by bs
when under the spell
of a faith does it aid or
hinder humanity
Haiku # 48856 July 1, 2012 1:17 pm ET
by bs
is the Rapture a
sort of suicide idea
evangelicals?

the bigger picture?
is global warming also
just a belief? ok
Haiku # 48855 July 1, 2012 1:17 pm ET
by bs
so when is the end
of the world supposed to go
happen now, later?
Haiku # 48854 July 1, 2012 1:16 pm ET
by bs
african mango
i'd eat me some of that stuff
with my viagra
Haiku # 48853 June 29, 2012 3:28 am ET
by ash
will anyone get
mondrian or pollack
if no one does read printed
words, are we all old?
Haiku # 48852 June 28, 2012 12:40 am ET
by bs
well throw words at a
digital wall, and so you
get this here website

not quite mr. pollack but
splat all the same...

yes yes do you want a slurpee
with you boner pills, yes yes
Haiku # 48850 June 27, 2012 2:19 pm ET
by bs
SMILE
irrepressible
lips in contortion, mine ash
gratitude abounds
Haiku # 48849 June 27, 2012 12:12 am ET
by Lush
you can get a loan
and buy all the paints you need
the spam bot says so
Haiku # 48848 June 26, 2012 9:29 am ET
by ash
furthermore, you'll note
affixed positive title
and eschewed canvas
Haiku # 48846 June 26, 2012 2:14 am ET
by Lush
nor summon the skill
to replicate a Chagall
settled most abstract
Haiku # 48845 June 26, 2012 2:01 am ET
by Lush
i couldn't afford
multicolored cans of paint
for a Mondrian
Haiku # 48844 June 26, 2012 2:00 am ET
by Lush
derivative, yes
but this is my bedroom wall
all rights reserv-ed
Haiku # 48843 June 26, 2012 1:57 am ET
by Lush
It is so pity that the society we have created (or are in verge of creating)
Is based on religion, beliefs and dogmas
Instead of purity, and faith of the heart.
Haiku # 48842 June 26, 2012 12:39 am ET
by Santosh Kalwar
channelling rothko
your wall is derivative
but isn't all art ?
Haiku # 48841 June 25, 2012 11:43 pm ET
by ash
painted a mural
it's entitled: Untitled
a solid black wall
Haiku # 48840 June 25, 2012 4:18 pm ET
by Lush
it just adds a strange
touch of irony to see
viagra ads here
Haiku # 48838 June 24, 2012 2:05 am ET
by bs
As the seasons change
life is a fleeting moment
yet Flowers still bloom
.
Haiku # 48837 June 23, 2012 7:06 am ET
by William.