Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 154 Days and 77034 Haiku later...

what would ayn rand do
let go of the train and let
the whole thing fall down?
Haiku # 48858, July 1, 2012 1:19 pm ET
by bs of atlas, shrug
when someone mentions
CS Lewis or some other
person like that here

do you go "oh posh?"
or a jk rowling? or
oh heck get the broom
Haiku # 48857, July 1, 2012 1:18 pm ET
by bs
when under the spell
of a faith does it aid or
hinder humanity
Haiku # 48856, July 1, 2012 1:17 pm ET
by bs
is the Rapture a
sort of suicide idea
evangelicals?

the bigger picture?
is global warming also
just a belief? ok
Haiku # 48855, July 1, 2012 1:17 pm ET
by bs
so when is the end
of the world supposed to go
happen now, later?
Haiku # 48854, July 1, 2012 1:16 pm ET
by bs
african mango
i'd eat me some of that stuff
with my viagra
Haiku # 48853, June 29, 2012 3:28 am ET
by ash
will anyone get
mondrian or pollack
if no one does read printed
words, are we all old?
Haiku # 48852, June 28, 2012 12:40 am ET
by bs
well throw words at a
digital wall, and so you
get this here website

not quite mr. pollack but
splat all the same...

yes yes do you want a slurpee
with you boner pills, yes yes
Haiku # 48850, June 27, 2012 2:19 pm ET
by bs
SMILE
irrepressible
lips in contortion, mine ash
gratitude abounds
Haiku # 48849, June 27, 2012 12:12 am ET
by Lush
you can get a loan
and buy all the paints you need
the spam bot says so
Haiku # 48848, June 26, 2012 9:29 am ET
by ash
furthermore, you'll note
affixed positive title
and eschewed canvas
Haiku # 48846, June 26, 2012 2:14 am ET
by Lush
nor summon the skill
to replicate a Chagall
settled most abstract
Haiku # 48845, June 26, 2012 2:01 am ET
by Lush
i couldn't afford
multicolored cans of paint
for a Mondrian
Haiku # 48844, June 26, 2012 2:00 am ET
by Lush
derivative, yes
but this is my bedroom wall
all rights reserv-ed
Haiku # 48843, June 26, 2012 1:57 am ET
by Lush
It is so pity that the society we have created (or are in verge of creating)
Is based on religion, beliefs and dogmas
Instead of purity, and faith of the heart.
Haiku # 48842, June 26, 2012 12:39 am ET
by Santosh Kalwar
channelling rothko
your wall is derivative
but isn't all art ?
Haiku # 48841, June 25, 2012 11:43 pm ET
by ash
painted a mural
it's entitled: Untitled
a solid black wall
Haiku # 48840, June 25, 2012 4:18 pm ET
by Lush
it just adds a strange
touch of irony to see
viagra ads here
Haiku # 48838, June 24, 2012 2:05 am ET
by bs
As the seasons change
life is a fleeting moment
yet Flowers still bloom
.
Haiku # 48837, June 23, 2012 7:06 am ET
by William.
A zombie haiku
Tails of the apocalypse
Will eat more than brains
Haiku # 48836, June 22, 2012 8:05 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
so long voyager
say hello to carl sagan
and good-bye to us
Haiku # 48834, June 22, 2012 8:06 am ET
by ash
priapic haiku
engorged with advertising
stop fucking with me
Haiku # 48833, June 22, 2012 8:02 am ET
by ash
most of us come from
some background and informs our
style and word essence
Haiku # 48830, June 21, 2012 2:50 am ET
by bs
it's the old my school
is better than your school of
thought thing, keeps it real
Haiku # 48829, June 21, 2012 2:48 am ET
by bs
even when exposed
i edit down to the shit
lingual straitjacket
Haiku # 48828, June 21, 2012 12:51 am ET
by Lush
third prior haiku
"my own" should be in parens
as follows: (my own)
Haiku # 48827, June 21, 2012 12:49 am ET
by Lush
it's all right up here
epidermal frission, men
let us fuck it up
Haiku # 48826, June 21, 2012 12:46 am ET
by Lush
haiku as rorschach
free association, son
naught beneath surface
Haiku # 48825, June 21, 2012 12:45 am ET
by Lush
labor in darkness
revel in obscurity
wallow in my own urine
Haiku # 48824, June 21, 2012 12:41 am ET
by Lush
oh dear, the kid who
used magnifying glasses
on ants had his say

(love it when they try to play God don't you?)
Haiku # 48823, June 20, 2012 8:10 am ET
by bs
watching over
the pathetic snails
which are trying
to pass for eagles
is the guiltiest pleasure
no one could humiliate them more than that
Haiku # 48822, June 20, 2012 6:57 am ET
by PleaseGodForgiveMe
i don't know if I
care about the rich or poor
just me and myself

and what can I do
about the little things in
my own control here
Haiku # 48820, June 18, 2012 1:52 am ET
by bs
I don't know if it
really makes a difference
what we say or do

all the words in law
phrases broken over the
backs of the land state

stating the unknown
future of laws passed words writ
by pharisee fold

cross out the old law
bring in the new, where's the grace
when the word is law

and the law is all
ritual in effect to
protect all the few
Haiku # 48819, June 18, 2012 1:21 am ET
by bs
Oh America
Yet another Ponzi scheme
Don't you ever learn?

Are you just stupid?
Or are you too rich to care
Again and again!


Haiku # 48818, June 15, 2012 6:52 am ET
by William
Oh America
yet another Ponzi scheme
Don
Haiku # 48817, June 15, 2012 6:46 am ET
by William
though I guess haiku
presents a case most unique
nature favors style
Haiku # 48816, June 14, 2012 11:28 pm ET
by Lush
poets near the end
tend toward plain language
vanity behind
Haiku # 48815, June 14, 2012 11:24 pm ET
by Lush
i find grand reward
in the resurgence of ash
sweep it together
Haiku # 48814, June 14, 2012 10:59 pm ET
by Lush
host, resurrection
a dermabrasion of fools
parasites be damned
Haiku # 48813, June 14, 2012 10:58 pm ET
by Lush
haiku addiction
suck it up like a crack whore
cheap, no prescription
Haiku # 48812, June 14, 2012 7:17 am ET
by ash
Reminded of this
after so many years gone
back here I have come
Haiku # 48811, June 13, 2012 8:58 pm ET
by Some Internet Chick
damn it lush, now you
just advertized my fave junk
food and I need some...
Haiku # 48809, June 10, 2012 3:10 am ET
by bs
desires infinite
satisfaction most often
should i declare zen?
Haiku # 48807, June 8, 2012 11:00 pm ET
by Lush
the reverse jared
moribund obesity
five dollar foot longs
Haiku # 48806, June 8, 2012 10:25 pm ET
by Lush
transit of venus
guess i should have gone outside
better luck next time
Haiku # 48805, June 7, 2012 9:54 am ET
by ash
just as temples grey
peaks recede and crowns vanish
male pattern baldness
Haiku # 48803, June 6, 2012 1:24 am ET
by Lush
recorded decline
am i, too, not entertained?
haiku as recall
Haiku # 48802, June 6, 2012 1:21 am ET
by Lush
we have all had a
close relationship with john
now, then and again...
Haiku # 48800, June 5, 2012 1:32 am ET
by bs has beer 101 from college
porcelain face hole
emits lurid siren song
wax regurgitant
Haiku # 48799, June 4, 2012 4:32 am ET
by Lush
final chance saloon
given the option, bufoon
let it rip someways
Haiku # 48798, June 4, 2012 4:29 am ET
by Lush
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