Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 339 Days and 72781 Haikus later...

labor in darkness
revel in obscurity
wallow in my own urine
Haiku # 48824, June 21, 2012 12:41 am ET
by Lush
oh dear, the kid who
used magnifying glasses
on ants had his say

(love it when they try to play God don't you?)
Haiku # 48823, June 20, 2012 8:10 am ET
by bs
watching over
the pathetic snails
which are trying
to pass for eagles
is the guiltiest pleasure
no one could humiliate them more than that
Haiku # 48822, June 20, 2012 6:57 am ET
by PleaseGodForgiveMe
i don't know if I
care about the rich or poor
just me and myself

and what can I do
about the little things in
my own control here
Haiku # 48820, June 18, 2012 1:52 am ET
by bs
I don't know if it
really makes a difference
what we say or do

all the words in law
phrases broken over the
backs of the land state

stating the unknown
future of laws passed words writ
by pharisee fold

cross out the old law
bring in the new, where's the grace
when the word is law

and the law is all
ritual in effect to
protect all the few
Haiku # 48819, June 18, 2012 1:21 am ET
by bs
Oh America
Yet another Ponzi scheme
Don't you ever learn?

Are you just stupid?
Or are you too rich to care
Again and again!

Haiku # 48818, June 15, 2012 6:52 am ET
by William
Oh America
yet another Ponzi scheme
Haiku # 48817, June 15, 2012 6:46 am ET
by William
though I guess haiku
presents a case most unique
nature favors style
Haiku # 48816, June 14, 2012 11:28 pm ET
by Lush
poets near the end
tend toward plain language
vanity behind
Haiku # 48815, June 14, 2012 11:24 pm ET
by Lush
i find grand reward
in the resurgence of ash
sweep it together
Haiku # 48814, June 14, 2012 10:59 pm ET
by Lush
host, resurrection
a dermabrasion of fools
parasites be damned
Haiku # 48813, June 14, 2012 10:58 pm ET
by Lush
haiku addiction
suck it up like a crack whore
cheap, no prescription
Haiku # 48812, June 14, 2012 7:17 am ET
by ash
Reminded of this
after so many years gone
back here I have come
Haiku # 48811, June 13, 2012 8:58 pm ET
by Some Internet Chick
damn it lush, now you
just advertized my fave junk
food and I need some...
Haiku # 48809, June 10, 2012 3:10 am ET
by bs
desires infinite
satisfaction most often
should i declare zen?
Haiku # 48807, June 8, 2012 11:00 pm ET
by Lush
the reverse jared
moribund obesity
five dollar foot longs
Haiku # 48806, June 8, 2012 10:25 pm ET
by Lush
transit of venus
guess i should have gone outside
better luck next time
Haiku # 48805, June 7, 2012 9:54 am ET
by ash
just as temples grey
peaks recede and crowns vanish
male pattern baldness
Haiku # 48803, June 6, 2012 1:24 am ET
by Lush
recorded decline
am i, too, not entertained?
haiku as recall
Haiku # 48802, June 6, 2012 1:21 am ET
by Lush
we have all had a
close relationship with john
now, then and again...
Haiku # 48800, June 5, 2012 1:32 am ET
by bs has beer 101 from college
porcelain face hole
emits lurid siren song
wax regurgitant
Haiku # 48799, June 4, 2012 4:32 am ET
by Lush
final chance saloon
given the option, bufoon
let it rip someways
Haiku # 48798, June 4, 2012 4:29 am ET
by Lush
repetition, piss.
missing "g," no gravity
piteous... that's me
Haiku # 48797, June 4, 2012 4:28 am ET
by Lush
narrowing resource
gathering strenth... um, per force
shattered stratosphere
Haiku # 48796, June 4, 2012 4:26 am ET
by Lush
narrowing resource
gathering strenth... um, per force
shattered stratosphere
Haiku # 48795, June 4, 2012 4:26 am ET
by Lush
skin flick addiction
rampant, carnal affliction
lustrous carousel
Haiku # 48794, June 3, 2012 11:31 pm ET
by Lush
might as well enjoy
seeing the flowering of
colorful words bloom
Haiku # 48793, June 3, 2012 4:43 pm ET
by bs is enjoying the haikus
dang me then dang me
fancy language going out
how to answer you
Haiku # 48792, June 3, 2012 4:42 pm ET
by bs is not a theasaurus
downfall, asplendor
patio umbrella spun
maiming in the rain
Haiku # 48791, June 3, 2012 1:09 am ET
by Lush
dorsal cavity
awaits ventral attention
soiled anatomy
Haiku # 48790, June 3, 2012 1:05 am ET
by Lush
Why are you hiding?
I long for stimulation
Give it to me, NOW!
Haiku # 48788, June 1, 2012 4:27 am ET
by William
gripping the controls
glad for his brown underwear
algernon solos
Haiku # 48787, May 31, 2012 9:19 am ET
by ash
signature design
are the ceiling mirrors, mine
narcissus, divine
Haiku # 48786, May 31, 2012 2:15 am ET
by Lush
invaluable i
undervalued, inverted
Haiku # 48785, May 31, 2012 2:08 am ET
by Lush
pentangular grid
within pentagonal space
friggin' war machine
Haiku # 48784, May 31, 2012 2:01 am ET
by Lush
Air moves about me
Like water about a fish;
I swim through my day
Haiku # 48783, May 30, 2012 5:00 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Rain, rain, go away
Come again some other day.
Kid's Rhyme Is Haiku!

Haiku # 48782, May 30, 2012 4:42 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
shun cogitation
dwelleth not on such intrigue
tarry knave and submit
Haiku # 48780, May 30, 2012 9:30 am ET
by ash
i meant exemplar
torsion unfortunate, mine
drilleth deep, folly
Haiku # 48779, May 30, 2012 3:14 am ET
by Lush
dumb. per examplar
rigid epiphanies, yo!
my hurls are atwirl
Haiku # 48778, May 30, 2012 3:11 am ET
by Lush
fingers a'scatter
upon a tilted keyboard
nailed: shitty haiku
Haiku # 48777, May 30, 2012 3:08 am ET
by Lush
write a life haiku.
Show us your joy, your fear, your death.
Show us who you are1
Haiku # 48776, May 29, 2012 1:52 pm ET
by William
I couldn't even think
that reading a haiku might
help someone well, pee
Haiku # 48774, May 29, 2012 12:17 am ET
by bs-do not squeeze the charmin
hail kurt vonnegut
what goes around comes around
gotta take a leak
Haiku # 48773, May 28, 2012 8:16 pm ET
by ash
obviously there's times
when I can't write haiku
either, just sorta
Haiku # 48772, May 28, 2012 2:35 pm ET
by bs says well at least they're not suras or bible verses
tralfamadore solved
the issue of one hand claps
by being one whole hand
Haiku # 48771, May 28, 2012 2:33 pm ET
by bs read slaughterhouse five in college
all and all is all
we are... the voice long dead still
echoes in my own mind...
Haiku # 48770, May 28, 2012 2:32 pm ET
by bs is not kurt cobain
and and and and and
and and and and and and and
and and and and and
Haiku # 48769, May 28, 2012 9:39 am ET
by and
deep in the forest
the sound of one hand clapping
mixes metaphors
Haiku # 48768, May 28, 2012 5:16 am ET
by ash
A mime make a rhyme
Sure a mime can make a rhyme
But who would hear it
Haiku # 48767, May 27, 2012 4:20 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
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