Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 338 Days and 72686 Haikus later...

Rain, rain, go away
Come again some other day.
Kid's Rhyme Is Haiku!

(almost)
Haiku # 48782, May 30, 2012 4:42 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
shun cogitation
dwelleth not on such intrigue
tarry knave and submit
Haiku # 48780, May 30, 2012 9:30 am ET
by ash
i meant exemplar
torsion unfortunate, mine
drilleth deep, folly
Haiku # 48779, May 30, 2012 3:14 am ET
by Lush
dumb. per examplar
rigid epiphanies, yo!
my hurls are atwirl
Haiku # 48778, May 30, 2012 3:11 am ET
by Lush
fingers a'scatter
upon a tilted keyboard
nailed: shitty haiku
Haiku # 48777, May 30, 2012 3:08 am ET
by Lush
write a life haiku.
Show us your joy, your fear, your death.
Show us who you are1
Haiku # 48776, May 29, 2012 1:52 pm ET
by William
I couldn't even think
that reading a haiku might
help someone well, pee
Haiku # 48774, May 29, 2012 12:17 am ET
by bs-do not squeeze the charmin
hail kurt vonnegut
what goes around comes around
gotta take a leak
Haiku # 48773, May 28, 2012 8:16 pm ET
by ash
obviously there's times
when I can't write haiku
either, just sorta
Haiku # 48772, May 28, 2012 2:35 pm ET
by bs says well at least they're not suras or bible verses
tralfamadore solved
the issue of one hand claps
by being one whole hand
Haiku # 48771, May 28, 2012 2:33 pm ET
by bs read slaughterhouse five in college
all and all is all
we are... the voice long dead still
echoes in my own mind...
Haiku # 48770, May 28, 2012 2:32 pm ET
by bs is not kurt cobain
and and and and and
and and and and and and and
and and and and and
Haiku # 48769, May 28, 2012 9:39 am ET
by and
deep in the forest
the sound of one hand clapping
mixes metaphors
Haiku # 48768, May 28, 2012 5:16 am ET
by ash
A mime make a rhyme
Sure a mime can make a rhyme
But who would hear it
Haiku # 48767, May 27, 2012 4:20 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
haiku of course is
an art form and it offends
those who ignore that
Haiku # 48766, May 27, 2012 9:38 am ET
by bs is gen x
over fifteen years
after five centuries
haiku can still rock
Haiku # 48765, May 27, 2012 4:47 am ET
by ash
I was told once it
is posted here on line, in a
way one is published
Haiku # 48764, May 27, 2012 2:14 am ET
by bs is not penguin audio
in the end times are
not men lovers of themselves
ayn rand's cheap knockoffs
Haiku # 48763, May 27, 2012 2:12 am ET
by bs is not ayn rand
in other words, the years
of cranky elders still manage
to bicker on form
Haiku # 48762, May 27, 2012 2:09 am ET
by bs is not judge judy
Bad Haiku: Legal
If you have to show something,
keep out of prison!
Haiku # 48761, May 26, 2012 10:34 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Horrible poems:
Why do I keep writing them,
showing my crudeness
Haiku # 48760, May 26, 2012 10:31 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Big Fat overweight
Get free Viagra for sale
How stupid are you?
.
Haiku # 48759, May 26, 2012 2:31 pm ET
by William
sometimes "high culture"
leaves me cold, it is supposed
to be "the ideal"

it seems on a hill
guarded by senile tenure
treasures and trash hidden
Haiku # 48758, May 26, 2012 12:29 pm ET
by bs is not ts eliot
that's nice, I like!

when this art comes down
to parody, mockery
to tell truths, what gives?
Haiku # 48757, May 26, 2012 12:27 pm ET
by bs is not borat
In America
you change the world; In Russia,
The world changes you
Haiku # 48756, May 25, 2012 2:34 pm ET
by lame yakov smirnoff joke ripoff
Fugitive penguins
Flee the tropical islands
It's not cold enough
Haiku # 48755, May 25, 2012 12:07 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Relativism
The world changes - but not them-
The world sees them change
Haiku # 48754, May 25, 2012 12:01 pm ET
by Barf
what happens when folks
ignore the world and it changes
all around them?
Haiku # 48753, May 25, 2012 11:55 am ET
by bs
deleted facebook
time for me to get a life
screens are not your friend
Haiku # 48752, May 24, 2012 4:11 pm ET
by slave
At rest, time flys by
so quickly that it "is not"
but, rather, "it was"
Haiku # 48750, May 24, 2012 12:58 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
At work, time grinds by
like screeching, rusty machines
A burden most foul
Haiku # 48749, May 24, 2012 12:54 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
don't you be crappin'
on this site with yo' rappin'
i say you fappin'

stop them lips flappin
changin' or rearrangin'
ain't gonna happen

haiku in the house
yo! five-seven-five bitch
or i stitch your arse
Haiku # 48748, May 24, 2012 5:38 am ET
by ash
Poetry website
Does not recognize haiku
Form of poetry
Haiku # 48747, May 23, 2012 4:51 am ET
by Shirley Smothers
rippin off faces
makin bitches wet in their -places. hey ho hey!
Haiku # 48746, May 22, 2012 5:23 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster
so in yo face I rhyme
stunnin ya, gunnin ya, hey!
y'alls rhymes are gay
Haiku # 48745, May 22, 2012 5:18 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster
got what it takes, to
yo, satisfy the bitches
ho, hey!, yo, yay, all!
Haiku # 48744, May 22, 2012 5:15 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster
knowin they can't
compete...feelin incomplete
they know they aint
Haiku # 48743, May 22, 2012 5:13 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster
Rhymin sublimin
puttin yous in yo playces
other poets weep
Haiku # 48742, May 22, 2012 5:11 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster
The Rappin 'Kuster
is back in y'alls fayces
bustin haiku rhymes
Haiku # 48741, May 22, 2012 5:08 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster of Yo momma's butt
Haiku # 48740, May 22, 2012 6:04 am ET
by repyriue of USA
Oh this place is bad
Haiku abducted by drugs
such a sick nation
Haiku # 48739, May 22, 2012 2:13 am ET
by WWilliam
one two three four five
five four three two one zero
eleven ten nine
Haiku # 48738, May 21, 2012 8:28 pm ET
by numbers of space
so masturbation
is something pretty boring
when you got no porns
Haiku # 48737, May 21, 2012 8:25 pm ET
by Poopfarts of New York
The sound of boredome
Always seems to ring loudest
In my cubicle
Haiku # 48736, May 21, 2012 4:52 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Haiku # 48735, May 21, 2012 11:11 am ET
by pweuowoi of USA
No point in regret
Even gods can't change the past
Once a choice is made
Haiku # 48734, May 21, 2012 9:39 am ET
by Amongst The Rabble
No point in regret
Even gods can
Haiku # 48733, May 21, 2012 9:39 am ET
by Amongst The Rabble
what was the purpose
of the original haiku
a simple point
Haiku # 48732, May 19, 2012 11:47 am ET
by bs
Haiku # 48731, May 18, 2012 10:26 am ET
by uowyioyt of USA
Haiku in not hard
Just make something stupid up
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Haiku # 48730, May 17, 2012 11:39 am ET
by Shirley Smothers
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