Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
most of us come from
some background and informs our
style and word essence
Haiku # 48830 June 21, 2012 2:50 am ET
by bs
it's the old my school
is better than your school of
thought thing, keeps it real
Haiku # 48829 June 21, 2012 2:48 am ET
by bs
even when exposed
i edit down to the shit
lingual straitjacket
Haiku # 48828 June 21, 2012 12:51 am ET
by Lush
third prior haiku
"my own" should be in parens
as follows: (my own)
Haiku # 48827 June 21, 2012 12:49 am ET
by Lush
it's all right up here
epidermal frission, men
let us fuck it up
Haiku # 48826 June 21, 2012 12:46 am ET
by Lush
haiku as rorschach
free association, son
naught beneath surface
Haiku # 48825 June 21, 2012 12:45 am ET
by Lush
labor in darkness
revel in obscurity
wallow in my own urine
Haiku # 48824 June 21, 2012 12:41 am ET
by Lush
oh dear, the kid who
used magnifying glasses
on ants had his say

(love it when they try to play God don't you?)
Haiku # 48823 June 20, 2012 8:10 am ET
by bs
watching over
the pathetic snails
which are trying
to pass for eagles
is the guiltiest pleasure
no one could humiliate them more than that
Haiku # 48822 June 20, 2012 6:57 am ET
by PleaseGodForgiveMe
i don't know if I
care about the rich or poor
just me and myself

and what can I do
about the little things in
my own control here
Haiku # 48820 June 18, 2012 1:52 am ET
by bs
I don't know if it
really makes a difference
what we say or do

all the words in law
phrases broken over the
backs of the land state

stating the unknown
future of laws passed words writ
by pharisee fold

cross out the old law
bring in the new, where's the grace
when the word is law

and the law is all
ritual in effect to
protect all the few
Haiku # 48819 June 18, 2012 1:21 am ET
by bs
Oh America
Yet another Ponzi scheme
Don't you ever learn?

Are you just stupid?
Or are you too rich to care
Again and again!


Haiku # 48818 June 15, 2012 6:52 am ET
by William
Oh America
yet another Ponzi scheme
Don
Haiku # 48817 June 15, 2012 6:46 am ET
by William
though I guess haiku
presents a case most unique
nature favors style
Haiku # 48816 June 14, 2012 11:28 pm ET
by Lush
poets near the end
tend toward plain language
vanity behind
Haiku # 48815 June 14, 2012 11:24 pm ET
by Lush
i find grand reward
in the resurgence of ash
sweep it together
Haiku # 48814 June 14, 2012 10:59 pm ET
by Lush
host, resurrection
a dermabrasion of fools
parasites be damned
Haiku # 48813 June 14, 2012 10:58 pm ET
by Lush
haiku addiction
suck it up like a crack whore
cheap, no prescription
Haiku # 48812 June 14, 2012 7:17 am ET
by ash
Reminded of this
after so many years gone
back here I have come
Haiku # 48811 June 13, 2012 8:58 pm ET
by Some Internet Chick
damn it lush, now you
just advertized my fave junk
food and I need some...
Haiku # 48809 June 10, 2012 3:10 am ET
by bs
desires infinite
satisfaction most often
should i declare zen?
Haiku # 48807 June 8, 2012 11:00 pm ET
by Lush
the reverse jared
moribund obesity
five dollar foot longs
Haiku # 48806 June 8, 2012 10:25 pm ET
by Lush
transit of venus
guess i should have gone outside
better luck next time
Haiku # 48805 June 7, 2012 9:54 am ET
by ash
just as temples grey
peaks recede and crowns vanish
male pattern baldness
Haiku # 48803 June 6, 2012 1:24 am ET
by Lush
recorded decline
am i, too, not entertained?
haiku as recall
Haiku # 48802 June 6, 2012 1:21 am ET
by Lush
we have all had a
close relationship with john
now, then and again...
Haiku # 48800 June 5, 2012 1:32 am ET
by bs has beer 101 from college
porcelain face hole
emits lurid siren song
wax regurgitant
Haiku # 48799 June 4, 2012 4:32 am ET
by Lush
final chance saloon
given the option, bufoon
let it rip someways
Haiku # 48798 June 4, 2012 4:29 am ET
by Lush
repetition, piss.
missing "g," no gravity
piteous... that's me
Haiku # 48797 June 4, 2012 4:28 am ET
by Lush
narrowing resource
gathering strenth... um, per force
shattered stratosphere
Haiku # 48796 June 4, 2012 4:26 am ET
by Lush
narrowing resource
gathering strenth... um, per force
shattered stratosphere
Haiku # 48795 June 4, 2012 4:26 am ET
by Lush
skin flick addiction
rampant, carnal affliction
lustrous carousel
Haiku # 48794 June 3, 2012 11:31 pm ET
by Lush
might as well enjoy
seeing the flowering of
colorful words bloom
Haiku # 48793 June 3, 2012 4:43 pm ET
by bs is enjoying the haikus
dang me then dang me
fancy language going out
how to answer you
Haiku # 48792 June 3, 2012 4:42 pm ET
by bs is not a theasaurus
downfall, asplendor
patio umbrella spun
maiming in the rain
Haiku # 48791 June 3, 2012 1:09 am ET
by Lush
dorsal cavity
awaits ventral attention
soiled anatomy
Haiku # 48790 June 3, 2012 1:05 am ET
by Lush
Why are you hiding?
I long for stimulation
Give it to me, NOW!
Haiku # 48788 June 1, 2012 4:27 am ET
by William
gripping the controls
glad for his brown underwear
algernon solos
Haiku # 48787 May 31, 2012 9:19 am ET
by ash
signature design
are the ceiling mirrors, mine
narcissus, divine
Haiku # 48786 May 31, 2012 2:15 am ET
by Lush
invaluable i
undervalued, inverted
imaginary
Haiku # 48785 May 31, 2012 2:08 am ET
by Lush
pentangular grid
within pentagonal space
friggin' war machine
Haiku # 48784 May 31, 2012 2:01 am ET
by Lush
Air moves about me
Like water about a fish;
I swim through my day
Haiku # 48783 May 30, 2012 5:00 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Rain, rain, go away
Come again some other day.
Kid's Rhyme Is Haiku!

(almost)
Haiku # 48782 May 30, 2012 4:42 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
shun cogitation
dwelleth not on such intrigue
tarry knave and submit
Haiku # 48780 May 30, 2012 9:30 am ET
by ash
i meant exemplar
torsion unfortunate, mine
drilleth deep, folly
Haiku # 48779 May 30, 2012 3:14 am ET
by Lush
dumb. per examplar
rigid epiphanies, yo!
my hurls are atwirl
Haiku # 48778 May 30, 2012 3:11 am ET
by Lush
fingers a'scatter
upon a tilted keyboard
nailed: shitty haiku
Haiku # 48777 May 30, 2012 3:08 am ET
by Lush
write a life haiku.
Show us your joy, your fear, your death.
Show us who you are1
Haiku # 48776 May 29, 2012 1:52 pm ET
by William
I couldn't even think
that reading a haiku might
help someone well, pee
Haiku # 48774 May 29, 2012 12:17 am ET
by bs-do not squeeze the charmin
hail kurt vonnegut
what goes around comes around
gotta take a leak
Haiku # 48773 May 28, 2012 8:16 pm ET
by ash