Bad Haiku
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Relativism
The world changes - but not them-
The world sees them change
Haiku # 48754, May 25, 2012 12:01 pm ET
by Barf
what happens when folks
ignore the world and it changes
all around them?
Haiku # 48753, May 25, 2012 11:55 am ET
by bs
deleted facebook
time for me to get a life
screens are not your friend
Haiku # 48752, May 24, 2012 4:11 pm ET
by slave
At rest, time flys by
so quickly that it "is not"
but, rather, "it was"
Haiku # 48750, May 24, 2012 12:58 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
At work, time grinds by
like screeching, rusty machines
A burden most foul
Haiku # 48749, May 24, 2012 12:54 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
don't you be crappin'
on this site with yo' rappin'
i say you fappin'

stop them lips flappin
changin' or rearrangin'
ain't gonna happen

haiku in the house
yo! five-seven-five bitch
or i stitch your arse
Haiku # 48748, May 24, 2012 5:38 am ET
by ash
Poetry website
Does not recognize haiku
Form of poetry
Haiku # 48747, May 23, 2012 4:51 am ET
by Shirley Smothers
rippin off faces
makin bitches wet in their -places. hey ho hey!
Haiku # 48746, May 22, 2012 5:23 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster
so in yo face I rhyme
stunnin ya, gunnin ya, hey!
y'alls rhymes are gay
Haiku # 48745, May 22, 2012 5:18 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster
got what it takes, to
yo, satisfy the bitches
ho, hey!, yo, yay, all!
Haiku # 48744, May 22, 2012 5:15 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster
knowin they can't
compete...feelin incomplete
they know they aint
Haiku # 48743, May 22, 2012 5:13 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster
Rhymin sublimin
puttin yous in yo playces
other poets weep
Haiku # 48742, May 22, 2012 5:11 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster
The Rappin 'Kuster
is back in y'alls fayces
bustin haiku rhymes
Haiku # 48741, May 22, 2012 5:08 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster of Yo momma's butt
Haiku # 48740, May 22, 2012 6:04 am ET
by repyriue of USA
Oh this place is bad
Haiku abducted by drugs
such a sick nation
Haiku # 48739, May 22, 2012 2:13 am ET
by WWilliam
one two three four five
five four three two one zero
eleven ten nine
Haiku # 48738, May 21, 2012 8:28 pm ET
by numbers of space
so masturbation
is something pretty boring
when you got no porns
Haiku # 48737, May 21, 2012 8:25 pm ET
by Poopfarts of New York
The sound of boredome
Always seems to ring loudest
In my cubicle
Haiku # 48736, May 21, 2012 4:52 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Haiku # 48735, May 21, 2012 11:11 am ET
by pweuowoi of USA
No point in regret
Even gods can't change the past
Once a choice is made
Haiku # 48734, May 21, 2012 9:39 am ET
by Amongst The Rabble
No point in regret
Even gods can
Haiku # 48733, May 21, 2012 9:39 am ET
by Amongst The Rabble
what was the purpose
of the original haiku
a simple point
Haiku # 48732, May 19, 2012 11:47 am ET
by bs
Haiku # 48731, May 18, 2012 10:26 am ET
by uowyioyt of USA
Haiku in not hard
Just make something stupid up
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Haiku # 48730, May 17, 2012 11:39 am ET
by Shirley Smothers
Perfect!
fat burner ,
Haiku # 48729, May 16, 2012 1:34 pm ET
by uuriruuy of USA
Haiku # 48728, May 16, 2012 11:05 am ET
by XhzSSGCp of FVratqkO
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Haiku # 48727, May 16, 2012 10:22 am ET
by iKlQyIOe of IsuPhlDi
Atheist Wins Right
Religious Pasta Strainer
In ID Photo

Niko Alm supports the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and can now wear the strainer
.
Haiku # 48726, May 16, 2012 3:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
here in spamalot
poets laureate ponder
spoilt by shopping choice
Haiku # 48724, May 15, 2012 9:38 am ET
by ash
all hail to janis
she scours like a tsunami
clearing detritus

Haiku # 48718, May 11, 2012 9:24 am ET
by ash
to my great credit
i can lend you some advice
fuck off and die please
Haiku # 48715, May 10, 2012 9:08 am ET
by ash
and whilst you're at it
append phantom syllable
to prior third line
Haiku # 48713, May 10, 2012 12:00 am ET
by Lush
spent apology
through archival memory
type search term: Lush
Haiku # 48712, May 9, 2012 11:58 pm ET
by Lush
looped beyond most truth
as nom de plume recommends
thus redundant terms
Haiku # 48711, May 9, 2012 11:55 pm ET
by Lush
nor the ride-along
amid willow branch dodging
and tree branch limbo
Haiku # 48710, May 9, 2012 8:25 pm ET
by Lush
Mowing grass barefoot
Isn't for the faint-of-heart;
Watch out for sharp rocks
Haiku # 48709, May 9, 2012 4:38 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
A still winter's day
Bright sun in a hard, blue sky
Doesn't keep me warm
Haiku # 48708, May 9, 2012 4:32 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Greed is a sickness
What does a billionaire need?
Everything there is?
.
Haiku # 48707, May 9, 2012 7:34 am ET
by William
viagra spambot
sad priapic inducement
over-inflated
Haiku # 48706, May 9, 2012 7:32 am ET
by ash
Poem was stolen
Took credit for my effort
Poem was removed
Haiku # 48704, May 7, 2012 9:45 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
Fans of Hemingway
And, perhaps, Metallica
Embraceth the Donne
Haiku # 48701, May 4, 2012 8:34 pm ET
by Lush
death knells a clangin'
who is summoned by these tolls?
bad haiku, mon frere
Haiku # 48700, May 4, 2012 8:30 pm ET
by Lush
Broken things come here
To vent their spleen and cry out loud
Tell me your secrets?
Haiku # 48697, May 3, 2012 2:59 am ET
by William
Broken things come here
To vent their spleen and cry out loud
What secrets have you?
.
Haiku # 48696, May 3, 2012 2:57 am ET
by William
before meth i had a daughter
now i have a prostite
Haiku # 48695, May 2, 2012 2:51 pm ET
by benny benson of brookings oregon
Dear Ms. Monkey Poo,
I lunched on wine and pasta
Not flying sausage
Haiku # 48693, May 2, 2012 1:31 pm ET
by bobrarian of D F'n C
i want to retire
where has all the money gone
you'll work till you die
Haiku # 48691, May 1, 2012 1:28 pm ET
by slave
I am seeing these
websites about police states
and think the cycle is

just another bug
just another time the meek
just need to sit back
Haiku # 48690, April 30, 2012 12:26 pm ET
by bs
To top it all off
Adverts are wasted
Too small readership
.
Haiku # 48689, April 30, 2012 10:17 am ET
by William
spam spam spam spam spam
the vikings sing on line, for
credit, boner pills
Haiku # 48688, April 29, 2012 9:37 pm ET
by bs
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