Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 19 Days and 74079 Haikus later...

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Haiku # 48729, May 16, 2012 1:34 pm ET
by uuriruuy of USA
Haiku # 48728, May 16, 2012 11:05 am ET
by XhzSSGCp of FVratqkO
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Haiku # 48727, May 16, 2012 10:22 am ET
by iKlQyIOe of IsuPhlDi
Atheist Wins Right
Religious Pasta Strainer
In ID Photo

Niko Alm supports the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and can now wear the strainer
.
Haiku # 48726, May 16, 2012 3:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
here in spamalot
poets laureate ponder
spoilt by shopping choice
Haiku # 48724, May 15, 2012 9:38 am ET
by ash
all hail to janis
she scours like a tsunami
clearing detritus

Haiku # 48718, May 11, 2012 9:24 am ET
by ash
to my great credit
i can lend you some advice
fuck off and die please
Haiku # 48715, May 10, 2012 9:08 am ET
by ash
and whilst you're at it
append phantom syllable
to prior third line
Haiku # 48713, May 10, 2012 12:00 am ET
by Lush
spent apology
through archival memory
type search term: Lush
Haiku # 48712, May 9, 2012 11:58 pm ET
by Lush
looped beyond most truth
as nom de plume recommends
thus redundant terms
Haiku # 48711, May 9, 2012 11:55 pm ET
by Lush
nor the ride-along
amid willow branch dodging
and tree branch limbo
Haiku # 48710, May 9, 2012 8:25 pm ET
by Lush
Mowing grass barefoot
Isn't for the faint-of-heart;
Watch out for sharp rocks
Haiku # 48709, May 9, 2012 4:38 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
A still winter's day
Bright sun in a hard, blue sky
Doesn't keep me warm
Haiku # 48708, May 9, 2012 4:32 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Greed is a sickness
What does a billionaire need?
Everything there is?
.
Haiku # 48707, May 9, 2012 7:34 am ET
by William
viagra spambot
sad priapic inducement
over-inflated
Haiku # 48706, May 9, 2012 7:32 am ET
by ash
Poem was stolen
Took credit for my effort
Poem was removed
Haiku # 48704, May 7, 2012 9:45 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
Fans of Hemingway
And, perhaps, Metallica
Embraceth the Donne
Haiku # 48701, May 4, 2012 8:34 pm ET
by Lush
death knells a clangin'
who is summoned by these tolls?
bad haiku, mon frere
Haiku # 48700, May 4, 2012 8:30 pm ET
by Lush
Broken things come here
To vent their spleen and cry out loud
Tell me your secrets?
Haiku # 48697, May 3, 2012 2:59 am ET
by William
Broken things come here
To vent their spleen and cry out loud
What secrets have you?
.
Haiku # 48696, May 3, 2012 2:57 am ET
by William
before meth i had a daughter
now i have a prostite
Haiku # 48695, May 2, 2012 2:51 pm ET
by benny benson of brookings oregon
Dear Ms. Monkey Poo,
I lunched on wine and pasta
Not flying sausage
Haiku # 48693, May 2, 2012 1:31 pm ET
by bobrarian of D F'n C
i want to retire
where has all the money gone
you'll work till you die
Haiku # 48691, May 1, 2012 1:28 pm ET
by slave
I am seeing these
websites about police states
and think the cycle is

just another bug
just another time the meek
just need to sit back
Haiku # 48690, April 30, 2012 12:26 pm ET
by bs
To top it all off
Adverts are wasted
Too small readership
.
Haiku # 48689, April 30, 2012 10:17 am ET
by William
spam spam spam spam spam
the vikings sing on line, for
credit, boner pills
Haiku # 48688, April 29, 2012 9:37 pm ET
by bs
the frozen mess gone
fresh dog shit litters sidewalks
another prague spring
Haiku # 48685, April 27, 2012 4:17 pm ET
by ap
europe calls me now
enough of arabs, dubai
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 48684, April 27, 2012 4:05 pm ET
by ap
We need a first line
Hilary rocks your socks off
Are you wearing shoes?
Haiku # 48683, April 27, 2012 2:27 am ET
by Edgar Allen Whoa
Tax free pants he bought
Plays the drums they say uh huh
Shout it Kandy Kane
Haiku # 48682, April 27, 2012 1:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dave, Kane and Matt play
Together in a band called
The Northstar Session
Haiku # 48681, April 26, 2012 10:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tim Thomas, Bruins lose
Black player from Washington
The sweet irony
Haiku # 48680, April 26, 2012 3:45 pm ET
by fungus_amungus
so what does it mean
when death finally comes for
a voice online...just

more of the same snark
the flippant gen x nonsense
to a voice silenced?
Haiku # 48679, April 23, 2012 11:43 pm ET
by bs
Mister Anderson
He has versatile hair styles
And programs like mad
Haiku # 48678, April 23, 2012 6:43 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Remember Jake Leg
He makes your insides floppy
Like strong-ass tonic
Haiku # 48677, April 23, 2012 6:41 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Ben eats rice a lot
But he doesn't hate on those
Who eat bold flavors
Haiku # 48676, April 23, 2012 6:40 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Patrick McCormick
His name is five syllables
Not much left over
Haiku # 48675, April 23, 2012 6:39 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Call me steady Cam
The early adoption man
Make you say Van Damme!
Haiku # 48674, April 23, 2012 6:38 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Erin fell into
An alternate dimension
Of Korean soaps
Haiku # 48673, April 23, 2012 6:34 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Alison and Juan
Cooking up an Irish Flan
Grab spoon and dig in
Haiku # 48672, April 23, 2012 6:32 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Brianna in love
Dangerously infectious
Smile like atom bomb
Haiku # 48671, April 23, 2012 6:29 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Feline Alexis
Your life's a cat video
Let's watch it again
Haiku # 48670, April 23, 2012 6:27 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
gracefully daily
the comfort of a mid days' night,
settles suddenly.
Haiku # 48669, April 23, 2012 2:20 pm ET
by mundane
Haiku # 48668, April 23, 2012 10:48 am ET
by eretppoi of USA
calmness of the pond
reflections of many trees,
ducks bobbing for food.
Haiku # 48667, April 23, 2012 10:19 am ET
by mundane
roosting on coffee
brightness of the days' full sun,
fully awake now.
Haiku # 48666, April 23, 2012 10:12 am ET
by mundane
there's nothing to read
this place was once a chalenge
Now full of dullards
.
Haiku # 48665, April 23, 2012 8:26 am ET
by William
There
Haiku # 48664, April 23, 2012 8:23 am ET
by William
There
Haiku # 48663, April 23, 2012 8:22 am ET
by William
Enlighten me please
Why do some of you post here?
You offer nothing!
'
'
Haiku # 48662, April 23, 2012 8:16 am ET
by William
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