Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 22 Days and 74125 Haikus later...

in the end times are
not men lovers of themselves
ayn rand's cheap knockoffs
Haiku # 48763, May 27, 2012 2:12 am ET
by bs is not ayn rand
in other words, the years
of cranky elders still manage
to bicker on form
Haiku # 48762, May 27, 2012 2:09 am ET
by bs is not judge judy
Bad Haiku: Legal
If you have to show something,
keep out of prison!
Haiku # 48761, May 26, 2012 10:34 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Horrible poems:
Why do I keep writing them,
showing my crudeness
Haiku # 48760, May 26, 2012 10:31 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Big Fat overweight
Get free Viagra for sale
How stupid are you?
.
Haiku # 48759, May 26, 2012 2:31 pm ET
by William
sometimes "high culture"
leaves me cold, it is supposed
to be "the ideal"

it seems on a hill
guarded by senile tenure
treasures and trash hidden
Haiku # 48758, May 26, 2012 12:29 pm ET
by bs is not ts eliot
that's nice, I like!

when this art comes down
to parody, mockery
to tell truths, what gives?
Haiku # 48757, May 26, 2012 12:27 pm ET
by bs is not borat
In America
you change the world; In Russia,
The world changes you
Haiku # 48756, May 25, 2012 2:34 pm ET
by lame yakov smirnoff joke ripoff
Fugitive penguins
Flee the tropical islands
It's not cold enough
Haiku # 48755, May 25, 2012 12:07 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Relativism
The world changes - but not them-
The world sees them change
Haiku # 48754, May 25, 2012 12:01 pm ET
by Barf
what happens when folks
ignore the world and it changes
all around them?
Haiku # 48753, May 25, 2012 11:55 am ET
by bs
deleted facebook
time for me to get a life
screens are not your friend
Haiku # 48752, May 24, 2012 4:11 pm ET
by slave
At rest, time flys by
so quickly that it "is not"
but, rather, "it was"
Haiku # 48750, May 24, 2012 12:58 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
At work, time grinds by
like screeching, rusty machines
A burden most foul
Haiku # 48749, May 24, 2012 12:54 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
don't you be crappin'
on this site with yo' rappin'
i say you fappin'

stop them lips flappin
changin' or rearrangin'
ain't gonna happen

haiku in the house
yo! five-seven-five bitch
or i stitch your arse
Haiku # 48748, May 24, 2012 5:38 am ET
by ash
Poetry website
Does not recognize haiku
Form of poetry
Haiku # 48747, May 23, 2012 4:51 am ET
by Shirley Smothers
rippin off faces
makin bitches wet in their -places. hey ho hey!
Haiku # 48746, May 22, 2012 5:23 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster
so in yo face I rhyme
stunnin ya, gunnin ya, hey!
y'alls rhymes are gay
Haiku # 48745, May 22, 2012 5:18 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster
got what it takes, to
yo, satisfy the bitches
ho, hey!, yo, yay, all!
Haiku # 48744, May 22, 2012 5:15 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster
knowin they can't
compete...feelin incomplete
they know they aint
Haiku # 48743, May 22, 2012 5:13 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster
Rhymin sublimin
puttin yous in yo playces
other poets weep
Haiku # 48742, May 22, 2012 5:11 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster
The Rappin 'Kuster
is back in y'alls fayces
bustin haiku rhymes
Haiku # 48741, May 22, 2012 5:08 pm ET
by The Rappin Kuster of Yo momma's butt
Haiku # 48740, May 22, 2012 6:04 am ET
by repyriue of USA
Oh this place is bad
Haiku abducted by drugs
such a sick nation
Haiku # 48739, May 22, 2012 2:13 am ET
by WWilliam
one two three four five
five four three two one zero
eleven ten nine
Haiku # 48738, May 21, 2012 8:28 pm ET
by numbers of space
so masturbation
is something pretty boring
when you got no porns
Haiku # 48737, May 21, 2012 8:25 pm ET
by Poopfarts of New York
The sound of boredome
Always seems to ring loudest
In my cubicle
Haiku # 48736, May 21, 2012 4:52 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Haiku # 48735, May 21, 2012 11:11 am ET
by pweuowoi of USA
No point in regret
Even gods can't change the past
Once a choice is made
Haiku # 48734, May 21, 2012 9:39 am ET
by Amongst The Rabble
No point in regret
Even gods can
Haiku # 48733, May 21, 2012 9:39 am ET
by Amongst The Rabble
what was the purpose
of the original haiku
a simple point
Haiku # 48732, May 19, 2012 11:47 am ET
by bs
Haiku # 48731, May 18, 2012 10:26 am ET
by uowyioyt of USA
Haiku in not hard
Just make something stupid up
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Haiku # 48730, May 17, 2012 11:39 am ET
by Shirley Smothers
Perfect!
fat burner ,
Haiku # 48729, May 16, 2012 1:34 pm ET
by uuriruuy of USA
Haiku # 48728, May 16, 2012 11:05 am ET
by XhzSSGCp of FVratqkO
hoybjxhm buy cialis online >:-OOO cheap cialis 8]]] generic viagra rCOIze buy viagra >:-OOO cheap viagra 0136
Haiku # 48727, May 16, 2012 10:22 am ET
by iKlQyIOe of IsuPhlDi
Atheist Wins Right
Religious Pasta Strainer
In ID Photo

Niko Alm supports the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and can now wear the strainer
.
Haiku # 48726, May 16, 2012 3:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
here in spamalot
poets laureate ponder
spoilt by shopping choice
Haiku # 48724, May 15, 2012 9:38 am ET
by ash
all hail to janis
she scours like a tsunami
clearing detritus

Haiku # 48718, May 11, 2012 9:24 am ET
by ash
to my great credit
i can lend you some advice
fuck off and die please
Haiku # 48715, May 10, 2012 9:08 am ET
by ash
and whilst you're at it
append phantom syllable
to prior third line
Haiku # 48713, May 10, 2012 12:00 am ET
by Lush
spent apology
through archival memory
type search term: Lush
Haiku # 48712, May 9, 2012 11:58 pm ET
by Lush
looped beyond most truth
as nom de plume recommends
thus redundant terms
Haiku # 48711, May 9, 2012 11:55 pm ET
by Lush
nor the ride-along
amid willow branch dodging
and tree branch limbo
Haiku # 48710, May 9, 2012 8:25 pm ET
by Lush
Mowing grass barefoot
Isn't for the faint-of-heart;
Watch out for sharp rocks
Haiku # 48709, May 9, 2012 4:38 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
A still winter's day
Bright sun in a hard, blue sky
Doesn't keep me warm
Haiku # 48708, May 9, 2012 4:32 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Greed is a sickness
What does a billionaire need?
Everything there is?
.
Haiku # 48707, May 9, 2012 7:34 am ET
by William
viagra spambot
sad priapic inducement
over-inflated
Haiku # 48706, May 9, 2012 7:32 am ET
by ash
Poem was stolen
Took credit for my effort
Poem was removed
Haiku # 48704, May 7, 2012 9:45 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
Fans of Hemingway
And, perhaps, Metallica
Embraceth the Donne
Haiku # 48701, May 4, 2012 8:34 pm ET
by Lush
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >