in the end times are
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in other words, the years
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Bad Haiku: Legal
If you have to show something,
keep out of prison!

Horrible poems:
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sometimes "high culture"
leaves me cold, it is supposed
to be "the ideal"

it seems on a hill
guarded by senile tenure
treasures and trash hidden

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when this art comes down
to parody, mockery
to tell truths, what gives?

In America
you change the world; In Russia,
The world changes you

Fugitive penguins
Flee the tropical islands
It's not cold enough

Relativism
The world changes - but not them-
The world sees them change

what happens when folks
ignore the world and it changes
all around them?

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time for me to get a life
screens are not your friend

At rest, time flys by
so quickly that it "is not"
but, rather, "it was"

At work, time grinds by
like screeching, rusty machines
A burden most foul

don't you be crappin'
on this site with yo' rappin'
i say you fappin'

stop them lips flappin
changin' or rearrangin'
ain't gonna happen

haiku in the house
yo! five-seven-five bitch
or i stitch your arse

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rippin off faces
makin bitches wet in their -places. hey ho hey!

so in yo face I rhyme
stunnin ya, gunnin ya, hey!
y'alls rhymes are gay

got what it takes, to
yo, satisfy the bitches
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knowin they can't
compete...feelin incomplete
they know they aint

Rhymin sublimin
puttin yous in yo playces
other poets weep

The Rappin 'Kuster
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Oh this place is bad
Haiku abducted by drugs
such a sick nation

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The sound of boredome
Always seems to ring loudest
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Even gods can't change the past
Once a choice is made

No point in regret
Even gods can

what was the purpose
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poets laureate ponder
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all hail to janis
she scours like a tsunami
clearing detritus

to my great credit
i can lend you some advice
fuck off and die please

and whilst you're at it
append phantom syllable
to prior third line

spent apology
through archival memory
type search term: Lush

looped beyond most truth
as nom de plume recommends
thus redundant terms

nor the ride-along
amid willow branch dodging
and tree branch limbo

Mowing grass barefoot
Isn't for the faint-of-heart;
Watch out for sharp rocks

A still winter's day
Bright sun in a hard, blue sky
Doesn't keep me warm

Greed is a sickness
What does a billionaire need?
Everything there is?
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Poem was stolen
Took credit for my effort
Poem was removed

Fans of Hemingway
And, perhaps, Metallica
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