Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
and that braille as well
never trusted those blind folk
am i paranoid?
Haiku # 49050 August 27, 2012 11:16 pm ET
by Lush
studied ASL
so i could decipher shit
the deaf say 'bout me
Haiku # 49049 August 27, 2012 11:14 pm ET
by Lush
lose the thumbs up, bro
unless you're a navy seal
or an astronaut
Haiku # 49048 August 27, 2012 11:12 pm ET
by Lush
"There is no Dana,"
Said the thing in the icebox
"There is only Zool."
Haiku # 49047 August 27, 2012 9:27 am ET
by Random
Your mom is so dumb
she even tried to make pie
...with dingleberries
Haiku # 49046 August 26, 2012 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 49045 August 24, 2012 6:50 am ET
by ierpooor of USA
pretensions though make
tense spirits, tense minds and the
snake oil shows ride on
Haiku # 49044 August 23, 2012 8:57 am ET
by bhs
i measured my anus
and proclaimed a bloody lie
with this, i leave you
Haiku # 49043 August 23, 2012 3:38 am ET
by Lush
blast the unworthy
who would forestall festivals
i dance without blame
Haiku # 49042 August 23, 2012 3:35 am ET
by Lush
a tent opened wide
replete with clowns and zealots
carnival of all
Haiku # 49041 August 23, 2012 3:32 am ET
by Lush
courting the joyous
seeking will without restraint
let us all flourish
Haiku # 49040 August 23, 2012 3:30 am ET
by Lush
a bumbling dumbass
stumbling unharnessed, alas
harmless, the morass
Haiku # 49039 August 23, 2012 3:28 am ET
by Lush
in this time of how
shall it be defined, wars, stress
hunger games, foreclosed?
Haiku # 49038 August 22, 2012 10:51 pm ET
by bhs
A doll is for play
To be treasured everyday
A friend come what may
Haiku # 49037 August 22, 2012 1:18 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
don't feel pathetic
just as easily as that
i laugh at myself
Haiku # 49036 August 21, 2012 6:26 am ET
by ash
introspection rules
the reasons for our being
are not your doing
Haiku # 49035 August 21, 2012 6:14 am ET
by ash
perhaps I have my
use for you after all as
filters for some thoughts
Haiku # 49034 August 21, 2012 1:39 am ET
by bhs
so what do you of
great mind offer besides
ennui and critique?

so that of course means more
thomas merton references...
Haiku # 49033 August 21, 2012 1:38 am ET
by bhs
concatenation
an ineluctable chain
there is no refrain
Haiku # 49032 August 20, 2012 11:54 pm ET
by Lush
where is the jungle
when occidental meets east
weakened hemispheres
Haiku # 49031 August 20, 2012 11:50 pm ET
by Lush
retain the idle
fathom rhythms archaic
abandon pretense
Haiku # 49030 August 20, 2012 11:45 pm ET
by Lush
no more merton refs
he co-opted the worst of
both the east and west
Haiku # 49029 August 20, 2012 11:41 pm ET
by Lush
I take it no one
here read thomas merton
the wisdom of the crowd

is the end of humanity
Haiku # 49028 August 20, 2012 1:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a suicide jumps
to the streets, and they take cell
pictures of the event
Haiku # 49027 August 20, 2012 12:57 pm ET
by bhs
what is lost to the
hustle and bustle when one
is already dead

then death does not so
matter, zombies walk, shop, eat
such living dead worlds
Haiku # 49026 August 20, 2012 12:56 pm ET
by bhs
depends where you are
city boys, where is the noise
the quiet consumes

an hourly darkness
can you take the silence for
I abide in it
Haiku # 49025 August 20, 2012 12:54 pm ET
by bhs
Life is for the quick
Otherwise you might end up,
Squished on the sidewalk.
Haiku # 49024 August 20, 2012 12:51 pm ET
by mundane
life is deceptive
you think it could last a while
and then suddenly...
Haiku # 49023 August 20, 2012 6:27 am ET
by ash
life is too short to
worry anymore about
fill in the blank here
Haiku # 49022 August 19, 2012 1:15 pm ET
by bhs
there's more important
things going on than my irks
or chicken fucking
Haiku # 49021 August 19, 2012 2:18 am ET
by bhs
Man f*cks a chicken.
Click on this here link below.
Cock-a-doodle-doo.
Haiku # 49020 August 18, 2012 4:59 pm ET
by Chicken Fucker of A Farm
and so circular
the cycle keeps going till
my cycle ends but

oba dee, oba da
with or without me life goes on
earth spins, people vacation
Haiku # 49019 August 17, 2012 1:54 pm ET
by bhs
it just is and it's
up to me to do something
or nothing at all
Haiku # 49018 August 17, 2012 1:53 pm ET
by bhs
want to escape to
dreams and drams but real life does
not go away
Haiku # 49017 August 17, 2012 1:53 pm ET
by bhs
I get mad and then
wonder at the value of
getting up at all
Haiku # 49016 August 17, 2012 1:52 pm ET
by bhs
there's art and then there's
anti art, the cycle keeps
going and I lose count
Haiku # 49015 August 17, 2012 1:51 pm ET
by bhs
slipshod premises
swallow prime residences
torsion collapses
Haiku # 49014 August 16, 2012 11:33 pm ET
by Lush
on the other hand
a wrist shackled prosthesis
embedded in bum
Haiku # 49013 August 16, 2012 11:27 pm ET
by Lush
trivium beneath
ashen crust of spoiled relics
triumph of notions
Haiku # 49012 August 16, 2012 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
array of products
modes of thought delivery
inequivalence
Haiku # 49011 August 16, 2012 11:22 pm ET
by Lush
you're missing the point
the details are important
even to artists

what inspires us ?
the difference is content
versus discontent
Haiku # 49010 August 16, 2012 9:19 pm ET
by ash
Urgent loin longings
In the night, in the snowbank
Amber authograph
Haiku # 49009 August 16, 2012 6:44 pm ET
by windbag of NC
and sadly this leads
people to give up on being
creative at all
Haiku # 49008 August 16, 2012 2:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
politics for example
tends to have conspiracies
and battles over trifles
Haiku # 49007 August 16, 2012 2:05 pm ET
by bhs
middle management
has very much the same
qualities as such who

worry on these trifles
Haiku # 49006 August 16, 2012 11:23 am ET
by bhs
i'm down for the count
concerning that last haiku
add a syllable
Haiku # 49005 August 16, 2012 8:17 am ET
by ash
take half a dozen
and any twelve step program
add your own cliff
Haiku # 49004 August 16, 2012 8:10 am ET
by ash
if you are a cunt
convinced you know all you need
the cliff is two steps...
Haiku # 49003 August 16, 2012 1:25 am ET
by bhs
antique virtues and
antique vices, outhouse is
thataway ye gents
Haiku # 49002 August 16, 2012 1:23 am ET
by bhs
isn't that the magic
of the internet, two folks
I don't know wrote words
Haiku # 49001 August 16, 2012 1:19 am ET
by bhs