Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 188 Days and 77101 Haiku later...

Ode to Michaels hair.
That which is not on the top,
is lush on the chin.
Haiku # 49079, September 10, 2012 1:30 pm ET
by Thom of Universe
My good friend Thomas
Abundantly flatulent
Oh so foul and gross
Haiku # 49078, September 10, 2012 1:05 pm ET
by Mike of Michigan
My good friend Thomas
Abundantly flatulent
Oh so foul and gross
Haiku # 49077, September 10, 2012 11:41 am ET
by Mike of Michigan
Dirty nasty sex
Unbridled inhibitions
touch my dirt button.
Haiku # 49076, September 10, 2012 11:35 am ET
by Center of Uranus
Slowly enveloped
Steamy, pungent discomfort
Fart in the shower.
Haiku # 49075, September 10, 2012 11:01 am ET
by Thom of Interlochen, Mi
Clip clop clip clop bang.
The sound of country gangsters.
Menonite drive-by.
Haiku # 49074, September 10, 2012 10:53 am ET
by Thom of Interlochen, MI
Crap in the hallway
Was it the naughty children
Or the fucking dog
Haiku # 49073, September 10, 2012 10:40 am ET
by Mike of Michigan
Accidentally
Spread a falsehood, did not know
Google proved the truth
Haiku # 49072, September 9, 2012 6:55 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
Octopus on ice
Goddamn that's nice
Zamboni, Zamboni
Haiku # 49071, September 9, 2012 12:15 pm ET
by Mike of Michigan
dog licks at crotch
she must have fleas in there now
i have some FrontLine
Haiku # 49069, September 7, 2012 1:58 pm ET
by nembocratious of Portland
rooster awakened
shivering, inert... hastened
alcoholism
Haiku # 49068, September 7, 2012 12:25 am ET
by Lush
captive audience
orchestrated, faux applause
imbecility
Haiku # 49067, September 7, 2012 12:15 am ET
by Lush
bored conventioneers
profuse with slogans and beers
tarnish surroundings
Haiku # 49066, September 6, 2012 10:09 pm ET
by Lush
i stifled friction
betwixt my scrotum and thigh
with organic powders
Haiku # 49065, September 6, 2012 10:04 pm ET
by Lush
that seagull haiku
was flippin' hilarious
restored origins
Haiku # 49064, September 6, 2012 10:02 pm ET
by Lush
holiday's over
the spambassadors return
but i'm not buying
Haiku # 49063, September 4, 2012 9:08 am ET
by ash
Seagulls at Kmart
Are they keen bargain shoppers
or lost in the flock
Haiku # 49059, August 31, 2012 2:46 pm ET
by Ryan of Greensboro, NC
a drunken buffoon
ambassador of malice
hasten forgiveness
Haiku # 49058, August 30, 2012 12:48 am ET
by Lush
math, sense memory
chemistry 'tis reflexive
pure identity
Haiku # 49057, August 29, 2012 11:31 pm ET
by Lush
bhagavad gita
along with upanishads
fulfill med pre-reqs.
Haiku # 49056, August 29, 2012 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
While at Institute
I studied engineering
'midst Patels Galore
Haiku # 49055, August 29, 2012 11:18 pm ET
by Lush
of course the tutors
of physics and biology
hail from India
Haiku # 49054, August 29, 2012 11:17 pm ET
by Lush
Who owns this country?
Government for Government
Such costly ideas
Haiku # 49053, August 29, 2012 5:39 pm ET
by William
Cheat your online class.
Just click the link to the right.
I'll do your homework.
Haiku # 49052, August 28, 2012 10:29 am ET
by Tutor-Homework.com of Math, Chemistry, & Physics -- not poetry. ;-)
Blind leading the blind
you think its about you then?
Maybe its just porn
Haiku # 49051, August 28, 2012 7:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
and that braille as well
never trusted those blind folk
am i paranoid?
Haiku # 49050, August 27, 2012 11:16 pm ET
by Lush
studied ASL
so i could decipher shit
the deaf say 'bout me
Haiku # 49049, August 27, 2012 11:14 pm ET
by Lush
lose the thumbs up, bro
unless you're a navy seal
or an astronaut
Haiku # 49048, August 27, 2012 11:12 pm ET
by Lush
"There is no Dana,"
Said the thing in the icebox
"There is only Zool."
Haiku # 49047, August 27, 2012 9:27 am ET
by Random
Your mom is so dumb
she even tried to make pie
...with dingleberries
Haiku # 49046, August 26, 2012 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 49045, August 24, 2012 6:50 am ET
by ierpooor of USA
pretensions though make
tense spirits, tense minds and the
snake oil shows ride on
Haiku # 49044, August 23, 2012 8:57 am ET
by bhs
i measured my anus
and proclaimed a bloody lie
with this, i leave you
Haiku # 49043, August 23, 2012 3:38 am ET
by Lush
blast the unworthy
who would forestall festivals
i dance without blame
Haiku # 49042, August 23, 2012 3:35 am ET
by Lush
a tent opened wide
replete with clowns and zealots
carnival of all
Haiku # 49041, August 23, 2012 3:32 am ET
by Lush
courting the joyous
seeking will without restraint
let us all flourish
Haiku # 49040, August 23, 2012 3:30 am ET
by Lush
a bumbling dumbass
stumbling unharnessed, alas
harmless, the morass
Haiku # 49039, August 23, 2012 3:28 am ET
by Lush
in this time of how
shall it be defined, wars, stress
hunger games, foreclosed?
Haiku # 49038, August 22, 2012 10:51 pm ET
by bhs
A doll is for play
To be treasured everyday
A friend come what may
Haiku # 49037, August 22, 2012 1:18 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
don't feel pathetic
just as easily as that
i laugh at myself
Haiku # 49036, August 21, 2012 6:26 am ET
by ash
introspection rules
the reasons for our being
are not your doing
Haiku # 49035, August 21, 2012 6:14 am ET
by ash
perhaps I have my
use for you after all as
filters for some thoughts
Haiku # 49034, August 21, 2012 1:39 am ET
by bhs
so what do you of
great mind offer besides
ennui and critique?

so that of course means more
thomas merton references...
Haiku # 49033, August 21, 2012 1:38 am ET
by bhs
concatenation
an ineluctable chain
there is no refrain
Haiku # 49032, August 20, 2012 11:54 pm ET
by Lush
where is the jungle
when occidental meets east
weakened hemispheres
Haiku # 49031, August 20, 2012 11:50 pm ET
by Lush
retain the idle
fathom rhythms archaic
abandon pretense
Haiku # 49030, August 20, 2012 11:45 pm ET
by Lush
no more merton refs
he co-opted the worst of
both the east and west
Haiku # 49029, August 20, 2012 11:41 pm ET
by Lush
I take it no one
here read thomas merton
the wisdom of the crowd

is the end of humanity
Haiku # 49028, August 20, 2012 1:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a suicide jumps
to the streets, and they take cell
pictures of the event
Haiku # 49027, August 20, 2012 12:57 pm ET
by bhs
what is lost to the
hustle and bustle when one
is already dead

then death does not so
matter, zombies walk, shop, eat
such living dead worlds
Haiku # 49026, August 20, 2012 12:56 pm ET
by bhs
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