mistress most cruel
never turn your back on her
nature will ass rape

if a tree falls on
one who sought no prime shelter
should anyone care?

J. Bieber mirrors
Linda Blair in Exorcist
All of it makes sense

50 people dead and
a bit of damage done, this
is not a good thing

sandy gets all wet
giving that extreme blow job
she's going coastal

oi vey, with the cheese
on the burger on friday?
ok, where's the a1?

ahh, you're killin' me
get's no respect, i tell ya
resignation, mine

bent over before
a floor to ceiling mirror
uttered, "hello, balls."

two poets enter
one a priest, one a rabbi
neither tells a joke

Well I did not laugh
But I did manage a smile
So thanks you people

well I can say this
after all these years you birds
are consistent

lift a glass to ASS
knot-heads and conquests alike
this poem doth suck

find idiocy
in noose of moderation
chin up, dear William

palace of wisdom
at the cul de sac of excess
according to Blake

carnivorous, I
these haiku are for the birds
feed me an epic*

* a sonnet will do

the thing is wisdom
brings much pain but you must
forgive yourself for

just being human

feeling so fed up
Im in great need of something
Please make me to laugh

Worn out foolish man
Well I had no chance did I?
So much time wasted

life! you

Sorry to you all
anyone I've offended
Life is so dam hard

Life full of regretes
I've made so many mistakes
Life is a huge Maze

When the gold is gone
Only memories remain,
Long and winding road.

the shock of seeing
a man broken in spirit
kills my selfish heart

The colour gold rules
Richness of tone briefly shines
then its gone
just like the sunshine

we call em other
then we fall in love then we
have "inter-race" kids

acrid, rampant source
toppled by volume, beneath
massive denouncement

myopic dunces
and gender neutral maroons
fuel the intrusion

you a stupid hoe
you a you a stupid hoe
you a stupid hoe

orange juice orange juice is
a good thing to drink if you're
alone and crying

a young boy once said
that my lip gloss was poppin
corn beef and cabbage

sweet sweet strawberries
make me happy, but lentils
make my dick frown

ah hell I can't just
focus on making haiku
too much of life crap

Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
Sorry folks, just bored

Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
Is skill invilved here?

Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
And be done with it.

Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
I can't finish it.

libertarian
generation still pushing
a few holla backs

as summer beckons
i reflect on some haiku
and count my blessings

it's all about me
in truth i don't give a fuck
that's your perception

archaic laptop
kamikaze gnats: screen splash!
still: fuck that iPhone

ya lift the lid off
escapees mount the rampart
horizons beckon

slid into fits
a reconciliation
summer down under

Let your mind range wide
set free in the search for words
A Haiku is born

pretty much snapshots
of what people feel at the
time, posting, these words

sometimes I post I
am pissed and want untold wrath
on those who post here.

people still writing
pretty much for their crowd if
this is called a crowd

just the old watering haiku hole

Cartman: suck my balls
Ms. Choksondik: present them
owns The Graduate

Caught in this contest
Who writes the obscure Haikus
No dont answer that.

crisis of ego
some of these Captcha phrases
are pure poetry

small business failure
upstart cat-walking service
I blame Obama

humorless no more
reverse leeching if you will
transfusion of joy