Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

grins, is this place a
hive of haiku and mos
eisley style critters?
Haiku # 49258, December 4, 2012 12:22 am ET
by vhs
I've spent my whole life
somewhere amongst the rabble;
Where else would I be?
Haiku # 49257, December 3, 2012 11:13 am ET
by Amongst The Rabble of Somewhere amongst the rabble
I was bs, that
was short for bullshit it was
meant for irony

is it not an thing
ironic that irony is
a dead thing then...then...
Haiku # 49256, December 2, 2012 11:25 pm ET
by vhs
I drank a bit and
opened a freaking twitter
I must have been drunk
Haiku # 49255, December 2, 2012 11:14 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku comes and goes
Inspiration is lacking
Need a mews right now.
Haiku # 49254, December 2, 2012 4:27 am ET
by William
no, no... vhs
tried to submit void haiku
met by gate master
Haiku # 49253, December 1, 2012 5:36 pm ET
by Lush
I take that personally dude
Haiku # 49252, December 1, 2012 1:24 pm ET
by vhs
experiment failed...
how to signify nothing?
ellipses taboo
Haiku # 49251, November 30, 2012 1:53 am ET
by Lush
if I post something
here maybe you guys will get
going and post more stuff
Haiku # 49250, November 29, 2012 1:27 pm ET
by vhs
my knee is throbbing
it's hot from staphylococcus
beware spurting pus
Haiku # 49249, November 27, 2012 5:28 am ET
by ash
hot throbbing proceeds
time constricts, and then inflates
thump, thump... thump, thump... thump
Haiku # 49248, November 24, 2012 2:00 am ET
by Lush
as the pulse quickens
kick the fm radio
and dial 9 1 1
Haiku # 49247, November 24, 2012 1:57 am ET
by Lush
a rythmic pulsing
by tempo and depth hastens
Billy Squier: (The) Stroke
Haiku # 49246, November 24, 2012 1:55 am ET
by Lush
Not been on a bike
since i was 18, came off
1963
Haiku # 49245, November 22, 2012 2:45 am ET
by William of 650 Bonneville
so i dropped the bike
and slid across the roadway
but i'm not dead yet
Haiku # 49244, November 21, 2012 10:34 pm ET
by ash
I hear my name called
Come William, come dance tango
OK I'm coming.
Haiku # 49243, November 21, 2012 1:39 pm ET
by William
I hear my name called
Come William, come dance tango
OK I
Haiku # 49242, November 21, 2012 1:37 pm ET
by William
I don't quite think in
floral language, I don't know
what you call my style
Haiku # 49241, November 21, 2012 2:36 am ET
by vhs
critique of style meets
difference of taste, still one
has to be themselves
Haiku # 49240, November 21, 2012 2:35 am ET
by vhs
how myriad tools
don't suffer for ambition
beggars my belief
Haiku # 49239, November 19, 2012 10:30 pm ET
by Lush
balance of my time
carousing and repenting
vacant, relenting
Haiku # 49238, November 19, 2012 10:21 pm ET
by Lush
anniversary
of time ill spent, composing
and well spent reading
Haiku # 49237, November 19, 2012 10:18 pm ET
by Lush
I'm xorry. we have these
memories for a time and
come back, visit them.
Haiku # 49236, November 17, 2012 2:37 am ET
by vhs
Many hours spent here
my salvation whilst my wife
Lay slowly dying
Haiku # 49235, November 16, 2012 2:34 pm ET
by william of Thank you Janis.
Very, very bad.
So very very not good.
Can't help but laugh ha.
Haiku # 49233, November 16, 2012 11:03 am ET
by achelray of T-Drizzle
My sweet bad haiku
Horrible fucking poems
A whole 16 years
Haiku # 49232, November 16, 2012 10:58 am ET
by Janis of TDot.
the site grows older
but some trolls never grow up
blow me, zabadoo
Haiku # 49231, November 16, 2012 4:15 am ET
by ash
sixteen but not sweet
happy birthday bad haiku
i love you long time
Haiku # 49229, November 14, 2012 7:24 am ET
by ash
In a creepy house
I found an old creepy doll
Got out of there quick
Haiku # 49228, November 13, 2012 11:47 am ET
by Shirley Smothers
Want to learn the truth?
Listen to politicians
Do the opposite
Haiku # 49227, November 13, 2012 7:15 am ET
by William of Self-serving egotists
now I know why I'm
glad gen x is "over", folks
seem less x files and

the deal is more real
the challenges are concrete
rather than stale ghosts
Haiku # 49226, November 11, 2012 11:45 pm ET
by vhs
why do I feel like
the older folks get they get
cynical and cool
Haiku # 49225, November 11, 2012 2:27 pm ET
by vhs
in other words there's
a history of the end
of the world out there
Haiku # 49224, November 11, 2012 2:20 pm ET
by vhs
The Cuban blockade
The free world the missile crisis
Annihilation
Haiku # 49223, November 11, 2012 12:56 pm ET
by William of Meadia bullshit
The end of time's here?
who cares heard it all before
Were wiped out so what
Haiku # 49222, November 11, 2012 12:47 pm ET
by William of Theres nothing you can do about it.
congratulations
on mind reading, Chowderhead
you busted that shit
Haiku # 49221, November 11, 2012 12:00 am ET
by Lush
Sleep eludes me on
the AM Midtown Direct
thanks to Coughing Guy

Why not sit next to
Cell Phone Lady or Full Blast
iPod Hipster Ass?
Haiku # 49220, November 9, 2012 4:58 pm ET
by Chowderhead
at the turning points
in history how did folks
live thinking there was

no time left to live?
Haiku # 49219, November 8, 2012 10:07 pm ET
by vhs
why do people you
know even bother when there
is no tomorrow?

must be instinct
Haiku # 49218, November 8, 2012 9:59 pm ET
by vhs
whether this is the
end times or not some days the
weather does not shine
Haiku # 49217, November 8, 2012 5:47 pm ET
by vhs
nostradamus plays
more on history channels
than facts about pasts...
Haiku # 49216, November 8, 2012 5:46 pm ET
by vhs
I wrote that? what now
layer of hell did I go
to to dredge that up?
Haiku # 49215, November 8, 2012 5:45 pm ET
by vhs
the senses dulled down
survive the bad moods, ennui
paradiso revived?
Haiku # 49214, November 8, 2012 1:04 pm ET
by vhs
beagle on my lap
but I sense a looming crap
shall sleeping dogs lie?
Haiku # 49213, November 7, 2012 6:46 pm ET
by Lush
craving a speedball
Irish Coffee won't suffice
venomous River
Haiku # 49212, November 7, 2012 6:44 pm ET
by Lush
what do you call this
driftwood when it washes up
on shore at 5 am?
Haiku # 49211, November 6, 2012 9:34 pm ET
by vhs
nude in a hammock
stretched across a neighbor's porch
swinging morning wood
Haiku # 49209, November 6, 2012 2:44 am ET
by Lush
this is the time of
year of splitting wood and of
splitting headaches, fall

holidays, shopping
pissed off managers asserting
peon power, fudge

the christmas show
the season where love comes trapped
in a box o' wrap
Haiku # 49208, November 5, 2012 12:00 pm ET
by vhs
Autuminal hues
Cold misty mornings bird song
long winter shadows
Haiku # 49207, November 5, 2012 9:50 am ET
by William
Intolerable
Bad Haiku has lost its "Bad"
We need more postings
Haiku # 49206, November 5, 2012 9:39 am ET
by William
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