Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

craving a speedball
Irish Coffee won't suffice
venomous River
Haiku # 49212, November 7, 2012 6:44 pm ET
by Lush
what do you call this
driftwood when it washes up
on shore at 5 am?
Haiku # 49211, November 6, 2012 9:34 pm ET
by vhs
nude in a hammock
stretched across a neighbor's porch
swinging morning wood
Haiku # 49209, November 6, 2012 2:44 am ET
by Lush
this is the time of
year of splitting wood and of
splitting headaches, fall

holidays, shopping
pissed off managers asserting
peon power, fudge

the christmas show
the season where love comes trapped
in a box o' wrap
Haiku # 49208, November 5, 2012 12:00 pm ET
by vhs
Autuminal hues
Cold misty mornings bird song
long winter shadows
Haiku # 49207, November 5, 2012 9:50 am ET
by William
Intolerable
Bad Haiku has lost its "Bad"
We need more postings
Haiku # 49206, November 5, 2012 9:39 am ET
by William
a broken motive
shuttered with tacit notice
provokes mutterance
Haiku # 49205, November 4, 2012 12:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a hellscape anon
whereabouts we lilt, aimless
boundless, without point
Haiku # 49204, November 4, 2012 12:32 am ET
by Lush
patterns arising
from simply interlaced threads
omigosh, l'hopital
Haiku # 49203, November 4, 2012 12:26 am ET
by Lush
perhaps the reverse
a dalliance in blank verse
tossed to the lions
Haiku # 49202, November 4, 2012 12:24 am ET
by Lush
a lovelorn letter
for an audience of none
shattered matter falls
Haiku # 49201, November 4, 2012 12:21 am ET
by Lush
all it takes is one
good or bad event to crush
or awaken voice
Haiku # 49200, November 3, 2012 12:39 pm ET
by vhs of on rewind
As the Earth rotates
Too much of anythings bad
But Sun I miss you
Haiku # 49199, November 3, 2012 7:30 am ET
by William of I hate Winter
Isolation sucks
Ebola virus not bad
Come give me a hug
Haiku # 49198, November 3, 2012 7:20 am ET
by William of Food for thought
Pains me to say it
But its rather slow on here
Muse deserted you?
Haiku # 49197, November 3, 2012 7:15 am ET
by William
I don't know who is
worse, a cruel mistress or a
cruel master. both cut...

how they cut and with
what one rips the flesh but she
murders the damned soul
Haiku # 49196, November 1, 2012 7:17 am ET
by vhs
mistress most cruel
never turn your back on her
nature will ass rape
Haiku # 49195, November 1, 2012 12:26 am ET
by Lush
if a tree falls on
one who sought no prime shelter
should anyone care?
Haiku # 49194, November 1, 2012 12:23 am ET
by Lush
J. Bieber mirrors
Linda Blair in Exorcist
All of it makes sense
Haiku # 49193, November 1, 2012 12:21 am ET
by Lush
50 people dead and
a bit of damage done, this
is not a good thing
Haiku # 49192, October 31, 2012 1:41 am ET
by vhs
sandy gets all wet
giving that extreme blow job
she's going coastal
Haiku # 49191, October 30, 2012 5:58 am ET
by ash
oi vey, with the cheese
on the burger on friday?
ok, where's the a1?
Haiku # 49190, October 28, 2012 2:56 am ET
by vhs of rabbi conversion experience
ahh, you're killin' me
get's no respect, i tell ya
resignation, mine
Haiku # 49189, October 28, 2012 12:57 am ET
by Lush
bent over before
a floor to ceiling mirror
uttered, "hello, balls."
Haiku # 49188, October 28, 2012 12:53 am ET
by Lush
two poets enter
one a priest, one a rabbi
neither tells a joke
Haiku # 49187, October 28, 2012 12:50 am ET
by Lush
Well I did not laugh
But I did manage a smile
So thanks you people
Haiku # 49186, October 27, 2012 10:03 am ET
by William
well I can say this
after all these years you birds
are consistent
Haiku # 49185, October 25, 2012 2:24 am ET
by vhs
lift a glass to ASS
knot-heads and conquests alike
this poem doth suck
Haiku # 49184, October 24, 2012 9:03 pm ET
by Lush
find idiocy
in noose of moderation
chin up, dear William
Haiku # 49183, October 24, 2012 8:59 pm ET
by Lush
palace of wisdom
at the cul de sac of excess
according to Blake
Haiku # 49182, October 24, 2012 8:57 pm ET
by Lush
carnivorous, I
these haiku are for the birds
feed me an epic*

* a sonnet will do

Haiku # 49181, October 24, 2012 8:55 pm ET
by Lush
the thing is wisdom
brings much pain but you must
forgive yourself for

just being human
Haiku # 49180, October 24, 2012 12:34 pm ET
by vhs
feeling so fed up
Im in great need of something
Please make me to laugh
Haiku # 49179, October 24, 2012 10:33 am ET
by William
Worn out foolish man
Well I had no chance did I?
So much time wasted
Haiku # 49178, October 24, 2012 10:29 am ET
by William
life! you
Haiku # 49177, October 24, 2012 10:22 am ET
by William
Sorry to you all
anyone I've offended
Life is so dam hard
Haiku # 49176, October 24, 2012 10:16 am ET
by William
Life full of regretes
I've made so many mistakes
Life is a huge Maze
Haiku # 49175, October 24, 2012 10:09 am ET
by William
When the gold is gone
Only memories remain,
Long and winding road.
Haiku # 49174, October 22, 2012 5:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the shock of seeing
a man broken in spirit
kills my selfish heart
Haiku # 49173, October 22, 2012 12:41 pm ET
by vhs
The colour gold rules
Richness of tone briefly shines
then its gone
just like the sunshine
Haiku # 49172, October 22, 2012 4:36 am ET
by William
we call em other
then we fall in love then we
have "inter-race" kids
Haiku # 49171, October 21, 2012 2:35 am ET
by vhs
acrid, rampant source
toppled by volume, beneath
massive denouncement
Haiku # 49170, October 20, 2012 11:08 pm ET
by Lush
myopic dunces
and gender neutral maroons
fuel the intrusion
Haiku # 49169, October 20, 2012 11:02 pm ET
by Lush
you a stupid hoe
you a you a stupid hoe
you a stupid hoe
Haiku # 49166, October 18, 2012 1:18 am ET
by sashafierce of 90210
orange juice orange juice is
a good thing to drink if you're
alone and crying
Haiku # 49165, October 18, 2012 1:16 am ET
by sashafierce of 90210
a young boy once said
that my lip gloss was poppin
corn beef and cabbage
Haiku # 49164, October 18, 2012 1:15 am ET
by sashafierce of 90210
sweet sweet strawberries
make me happy, but lentils
make my dick frown
Haiku # 49163, October 18, 2012 12:57 am ET
by cfk of 207
ah hell I can't just
focus on making haiku
too much of life crap
Haiku # 49162, October 17, 2012 11:39 am ET
by bhs
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
Sorry folks, just bored
Haiku # 49161, October 17, 2012 6:06 am ET
by William
Creative word craft
Fitted to a formular
Is skill invilved here?
Haiku # 49160, October 17, 2012 6:04 am ET
by William
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