Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 163 Days and 77044 Haiku later...

after that you rot
you can do that earlier
but it's less pleasant
Haiku # 49262, December 5, 2012 6:19 am ET
by ash
do your time in life
then do your time in death and
after that then what?
Haiku # 49261, December 5, 2012 3:12 am ET
by septic funeral
it's just extremely
hard for me to follow adverb
ish verbose statments

(I liked it though)
Haiku # 49260, December 5, 2012 1:28 am ET
by vhs
inescapably
autobiographical
ineluctable

[alas]

Haiku # 49259, December 5, 2012 1:18 am ET
by Lush
grins, is this place a
hive of haiku and mos
eisley style critters?
Haiku # 49258, December 4, 2012 12:22 am ET
by vhs
I've spent my whole life
somewhere amongst the rabble;
Where else would I be?
Haiku # 49257, December 3, 2012 11:13 am ET
by Amongst The Rabble of Somewhere amongst the rabble
I was bs, that
was short for bullshit it was
meant for irony

is it not an thing
ironic that irony is
a dead thing then...then...
Haiku # 49256, December 2, 2012 11:25 pm ET
by vhs
I drank a bit and
opened a freaking twitter
I must have been drunk
Haiku # 49255, December 2, 2012 11:14 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku comes and goes
Inspiration is lacking
Need a mews right now.
Haiku # 49254, December 2, 2012 4:27 am ET
by William
no, no... vhs
tried to submit void haiku
met by gate master
Haiku # 49253, December 1, 2012 5:36 pm ET
by Lush
I take that personally dude
Haiku # 49252, December 1, 2012 1:24 pm ET
by vhs
experiment failed...
how to signify nothing?
ellipses taboo
Haiku # 49251, November 30, 2012 1:53 am ET
by Lush
if I post something
here maybe you guys will get
going and post more stuff
Haiku # 49250, November 29, 2012 1:27 pm ET
by vhs
my knee is throbbing
it's hot from staphylococcus
beware spurting pus
Haiku # 49249, November 27, 2012 5:28 am ET
by ash
hot throbbing proceeds
time constricts, and then inflates
thump, thump... thump, thump... thump
Haiku # 49248, November 24, 2012 2:00 am ET
by Lush
as the pulse quickens
kick the fm radio
and dial 9 1 1
Haiku # 49247, November 24, 2012 1:57 am ET
by Lush
a rythmic pulsing
by tempo and depth hastens
Billy Squier: (The) Stroke
Haiku # 49246, November 24, 2012 1:55 am ET
by Lush
Not been on a bike
since i was 18, came off
1963
Haiku # 49245, November 22, 2012 2:45 am ET
by William of 650 Bonneville
so i dropped the bike
and slid across the roadway
but i'm not dead yet
Haiku # 49244, November 21, 2012 10:34 pm ET
by ash
I hear my name called
Come William, come dance tango
OK I'm coming.
Haiku # 49243, November 21, 2012 1:39 pm ET
by William
I hear my name called
Come William, come dance tango
OK I
Haiku # 49242, November 21, 2012 1:37 pm ET
by William
I don't quite think in
floral language, I don't know
what you call my style
Haiku # 49241, November 21, 2012 2:36 am ET
by vhs
critique of style meets
difference of taste, still one
has to be themselves
Haiku # 49240, November 21, 2012 2:35 am ET
by vhs
how myriad tools
don't suffer for ambition
beggars my belief
Haiku # 49239, November 19, 2012 10:30 pm ET
by Lush
balance of my time
carousing and repenting
vacant, relenting
Haiku # 49238, November 19, 2012 10:21 pm ET
by Lush
anniversary
of time ill spent, composing
and well spent reading
Haiku # 49237, November 19, 2012 10:18 pm ET
by Lush
I'm xorry. we have these
memories for a time and
come back, visit them.
Haiku # 49236, November 17, 2012 2:37 am ET
by vhs
Many hours spent here
my salvation whilst my wife
Lay slowly dying
Haiku # 49235, November 16, 2012 2:34 pm ET
by william of Thank you Janis.
Very, very bad.
So very very not good.
Can't help but laugh ha.
Haiku # 49233, November 16, 2012 11:03 am ET
by achelray of T-Drizzle
My sweet bad haiku
Horrible fucking poems
A whole 16 years
Haiku # 49232, November 16, 2012 10:58 am ET
by Janis of TDot.
the site grows older
but some trolls never grow up
blow me, zabadoo
Haiku # 49231, November 16, 2012 4:15 am ET
by ash
sixteen but not sweet
happy birthday bad haiku
i love you long time
Haiku # 49229, November 14, 2012 7:24 am ET
by ash
In a creepy house
I found an old creepy doll
Got out of there quick
Haiku # 49228, November 13, 2012 11:47 am ET
by Shirley Smothers
Want to learn the truth?
Listen to politicians
Do the opposite
Haiku # 49227, November 13, 2012 7:15 am ET
by William of Self-serving egotists
now I know why I'm
glad gen x is "over", folks
seem less x files and

the deal is more real
the challenges are concrete
rather than stale ghosts
Haiku # 49226, November 11, 2012 11:45 pm ET
by vhs
why do I feel like
the older folks get they get
cynical and cool
Haiku # 49225, November 11, 2012 2:27 pm ET
by vhs
in other words there's
a history of the end
of the world out there
Haiku # 49224, November 11, 2012 2:20 pm ET
by vhs
The Cuban blockade
The free world the missile crisis
Annihilation
Haiku # 49223, November 11, 2012 12:56 pm ET
by William of Meadia bullshit
The end of time's here?
who cares heard it all before
Were wiped out so what
Haiku # 49222, November 11, 2012 12:47 pm ET
by William of Theres nothing you can do about it.
congratulations
on mind reading, Chowderhead
you busted that shit
Haiku # 49221, November 11, 2012 12:00 am ET
by Lush
Sleep eludes me on
the AM Midtown Direct
thanks to Coughing Guy

Why not sit next to
Cell Phone Lady or Full Blast
iPod Hipster Ass?
Haiku # 49220, November 9, 2012 4:58 pm ET
by Chowderhead
at the turning points
in history how did folks
live thinking there was

no time left to live?
Haiku # 49219, November 8, 2012 10:07 pm ET
by vhs
why do people you
know even bother when there
is no tomorrow?

must be instinct
Haiku # 49218, November 8, 2012 9:59 pm ET
by vhs
whether this is the
end times or not some days the
weather does not shine
Haiku # 49217, November 8, 2012 5:47 pm ET
by vhs
nostradamus plays
more on history channels
than facts about pasts...
Haiku # 49216, November 8, 2012 5:46 pm ET
by vhs
I wrote that? what now
layer of hell did I go
to to dredge that up?
Haiku # 49215, November 8, 2012 5:45 pm ET
by vhs
the senses dulled down
survive the bad moods, ennui
paradiso revived?
Haiku # 49214, November 8, 2012 1:04 pm ET
by vhs
beagle on my lap
but I sense a looming crap
shall sleeping dogs lie?
Haiku # 49213, November 7, 2012 6:46 pm ET
by Lush
craving a speedball
Irish Coffee won't suffice
venomous River
Haiku # 49212, November 7, 2012 6:44 pm ET
by Lush
what do you call this
driftwood when it washes up
on shore at 5 am?
Haiku # 49211, November 6, 2012 9:34 pm ET
by vhs
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