Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 187 Days and 77101 Haiku later...

password codes causing
fetishes? and I thought girls
wearing rubber...well...
Haiku # 49658, May 8, 2013 12:55 am ET
by vhs
can't ya spare a few?
at least you'll be off your knees
and free of Mrs.
Haiku # 49657, May 7, 2013 10:27 pm ET
by Lush
fetishes abound
identify the sources
and miss orgasms
Haiku # 49656, May 7, 2013 10:26 pm ET
by Lush
resume prurience
my van is luxuriant
care to step inside?
Haiku # 49655, May 7, 2013 10:24 pm ET
by Lush
I clamber right on
peripheral vision off
you cryptic dipshits
Haiku # 49654, May 7, 2013 10:22 pm ET
by Lush
captcha "codes" distract
sublimating my lewdness
into something else
Haiku # 49653, May 7, 2013 10:19 pm ET
by Lush
Effing Cut and paste doesn't work!

Lips Like Bombs

Morning hue on your face. Lips like bombs caressing mine to yours all things pass. Waiting by the tracks, you said "Meet me there".

Take me for a drive to somewhere I know not. Let the fear drain away. Breathed on by the mother you are mine alone.

Waiting by the house for what they said was mine. In the end we all die.
Haiku # 49652, May 7, 2013 2:40 pm ET
by Dr. Retrospectacle (Mick Whipple.)
Lips Like Bombs

Morning hue on your face. Lips like bombs caressing mine to yours all things pass. Waiting by the tracks. You said
Haiku # 49651, May 7, 2013 2:35 pm ET
by Dr. Retrospectacle
Lips Like Bombs

Morning hue on your face. Lips like bombs caressing mine to yours all things pass. Waiting by the tracks. You said
Haiku # 49650, May 7, 2013 2:34 pm ET
by Dr. Retrospectacle
My haiku's are weak
Some of them are very bleak
Few are very chic
Haiku # 49649, May 7, 2013 12:24 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
although Nimoy said
he was not spock, yet he was
in two different books

raises his eyebrow
no I'm irish german, no
pointed ears, green blood
Haiku # 49648, May 6, 2013 11:39 pm ET
by vhs
well Leonard Cohen
is not Leonard Nimoy but
we could say jews, both

men, the poet is
Cohen, the writer, singer
logical no doubt
Haiku # 49647, May 6, 2013 11:38 pm ET
by vhs
I am not sure where
I heard the Gesture of those
people of vulcan

was the same gesture
made by rabbis on yom kippur
for their people's sins
Haiku # 49646, May 6, 2013 11:32 pm ET
by vhs
argue if you wish
but if the force is with you
live long and prosper
Haiku # 49645, May 6, 2013 8:16 pm ET
by ash
yeah vulcan turned
into a singularity
was not my style
Haiku # 49644, May 6, 2013 3:52 pm ET
by vhs
I smelled a horse fart.
Glorious reminiscing.
Galloping through grass.
Haiku # 49643, May 6, 2013 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Team doesn't matter.
Though the new stuff was ruined.
By J.J Abrams
Haiku # 49642, May 6, 2013 11:09 am ET
by Janis
so old or new star
trek, and why does it matter
if it does at all?
Haiku # 49641, May 6, 2013 11:08 am ET
by vhs
grits teeth...spoiled brats need
to sink or swim, because if
spoiled brats are in charge...

2008 all over again
Haiku # 49640, May 6, 2013 11:07 am ET
by vhs
I'm a homework whore.
I solve equations for cash.
Spoiled brats pass math.

A woman told me
that a foot is equal to
twenty-four inches.

Earth is very small.
I would like to see the stars.
To see new planets.
Haiku # 49639, May 6, 2013 11:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yesterday is gone
Today is nearly over
Count your blessings dear
Haiku # 49638, May 5, 2013 11:22 pm ET
by JamieS
god damn, we can't be
cynical without some dumb
fuck with a cell phone

sharing the whole thing
like there's nothing private tell
facebook to fuck off
Haiku # 49637, May 5, 2013 9:33 pm ET
by vhs
sucide by cop
interesting concept, pain is
too much, he shoots you
Haiku # 49636, May 5, 2013 12:44 pm ET
by vhs
Bloody, virgin girl.
Holy dicks, God, what is love?
Paedophilia.
Haiku # 49635, May 5, 2013 11:01 am ET
by oioioioi
do not miss old days
where you had to turn a knob
long live the tv remote
Haiku # 49634, May 5, 2013 10:28 am ET
by ~Roberuto_Renga
election is nigh
pop tarts are overrated
diabeetus knows it
Haiku # 49633, May 5, 2013 10:09 am ET
by ~Roberuto_Renga
corrugated hate
folds upon itself, buttressed
flatten that hazard
Haiku # 49631, May 5, 2013 1:27 am ET
by Lush
torrid vehicle
burning up as she propels
passengers be damned
Haiku # 49630, May 4, 2013 11:50 pm ET
by Lush
dy by dx
anonymous in fuego
light us up, captain
Haiku # 49629, May 4, 2013 11:44 pm ET
by Lush
cordial badinage
vhs on the trigger
ideal rejoinders
Haiku # 49628, May 4, 2013 11:40 pm ET
by Lush
For the down and out
the green grass of Pershing park,
becomes Shangri-La.
Haiku # 49627, May 4, 2013 10:28 pm ET
by mundane
Procrastination.
Prophylactic prolific.
Reverse entropy.
Haiku # 49626, May 4, 2013 8:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My email is:
darthfigpucker@yahoo
dot com but of course.
Haiku # 49625, May 4, 2013 8:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My pen is penis.
Fertile ink wells are sperm cells.
I impregnate you.
Haiku # 49624, May 4, 2013 8:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Very soon to be.
Fifty thousand haiku.
Who will be the one?

The Viagra spam
Would be most appropriate.
We could call it art.
Haiku # 49623, May 4, 2013 8:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'd rather solve a
differential equation
than write a haiku.
Haiku # 49622, May 4, 2013 8:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
but of course a kind
word in politics or the
art of writing is

suicide
Haiku # 49621, May 4, 2013 1:10 am ET
by vhs
and it's funny, you're
writing poems condemning
poems that are you know

pretty damn good poems
Haiku # 49620, May 4, 2013 1:09 am ET
by vhs
ha ha ha! I am
the damned, poetry is the
very music of hell
Haiku # 49619, May 4, 2013 1:08 am ET
by vhs
VHS, do this:
Go buy yourself a young wife.
At the Philippines.

You will not be bored.
Your penis will be happy.
Poetry be damned!
Haiku # 49618, May 3, 2013 4:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
laughs, I'm waiting for
someone to ask why I haven't
self destructed yet

I'm too fucking lazy
sloth will do the job for me
or my job just will
Haiku # 49617, May 3, 2013 5:06 am ET
by vhs
think about it, this
place beats twitter, short context
more real substance and...

less characters! (most of the time)
Haiku # 49616, May 3, 2013 5:05 am ET
by vhs of I still love janis joplin and sylvia plath
and boy oh boy how
I am hankering for some
hot thai noodles now
Haiku # 49615, May 3, 2013 5:03 am ET
by vhs
as for that "woumb woumb"
is the old vhs broke
eating the casette
Haiku # 49614, May 3, 2013 5:02 am ET
by vhs of haven't killed myself and vow not to
damn it, if you hit
me on the head again to
"get me to run right"

I will tear up your
last copy of that art film
you will hear "woumb woumb"

just as kung pow is
about to beat karate
cow with a good move!
Haiku # 49613, May 3, 2013 5:01 am ET
by vhs of we will never surrender
security code
'twas "favourably onhook"
if only, mon frere
Haiku # 49612, May 2, 2013 11:25 pm ET
by Lush
as for ash, I vow
having lost beloved thrice
chin up, soul forward
Haiku # 49611, May 2, 2013 11:21 pm ET
by Lush
those under twenty
we can safely disregard
for they know nothing
Haiku # 49610, May 2, 2013 11:19 pm ET
by Lush
i'm under thirty
I, like, know everything ya'll
EVERYTHING is modern
Haiku # 49609, May 2, 2013 11:15 pm ET
by Lush
multi stanza'd pomes
defeat the purpose haiku
distill your notions
Haiku # 49608, May 2, 2013 11:13 pm ET
by Lush
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