Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 175 Days and 77077 Haiku later...

they stole my haiku
and while we both have polish
mine has native shine
Haiku # 49810, June 20, 2013 8:56 am ET
by ash
Farts used to wage war.
Sulfide stench in the trenches.
Damn my wife's big ass!
Haiku # 49809, June 19, 2013 8:17 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
a warning then, may
be these are my first words and
far from the last ones
Haiku # 49808, June 19, 2013 12:59 am ET
by vhs
well isn't this a
dadaist paraside
so precise, yet not
Haiku # 49807, June 19, 2013 12:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what ya on about ?
you're changing like the weather
and i need firm ground
Haiku # 49806, June 18, 2013 3:24 pm ET
by Praca w Niemczech of U.S.
were not a lot of
these haiku death poems as
samurai's last words?
Haiku # 49805, June 18, 2013 3:22 pm ET
by kredyt mieszkaniowy
the pocket call with
garbled voices over cell
crackle frack flick flum
Haiku # 49804, June 18, 2013 3:21 pm ET
by praca w domu of Sandiego
Men who fuck chickens
are known as chicken-fuckers.
Doth Sayeth The Lord.

-1st Corinthians 3:3... or something.
Haiku # 49803, June 18, 2013 11:43 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
take my word for it
a life of constant surprise
is pretty tiring
Haiku # 49802, June 18, 2013 7:47 am ET
by ash
a prolapsed navel
umbilical hernia
weight lifting malaise
Haiku # 49801, June 18, 2013 4:22 am ET
by Lush
Dead dried frog in street.
Frisbee for Philippine kids.
And jerky for lunch.
Haiku # 49800, June 17, 2013 4:09 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
well between spambots
viagra ads and so on
get to haiku foks...

even if this pleases the dadaist
in me
Haiku # 49799, June 16, 2013 11:03 pm ET
by vhs
tamil and camel
smoked a major, hello
from maine, rewind time
Haiku # 49793, June 13, 2013 1:00 pm ET
by vhs
sleep well

on bed sex well done

just for dreams

Haiku # 49792, June 12, 2013 4:53 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
moon less sky

frog sing again a sound

a dark
Haiku # 49791, June 12, 2013 4:39 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
my haiku is not

5-7-5 so what?

search google

Haiku # 49790, June 12, 2013 4:34 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
moon raped

with black clouds

a rain kiss
Haiku # 49789, June 12, 2013 4:27 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
love fuck again

in my heart with hot

on the bed
Haiku # 49788, June 12, 2013 4:23 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
a wall Clock

afternoon 12 hours

thorns body relation
Haiku # 49787, June 12, 2013 4:19 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
open sky bed

sun and moon sleep

singing stars
Haiku # 49786, June 12, 2013 4:12 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
so sun hot

summer want too cool

go sun welcome moon
Haiku # 49785, June 12, 2013 4:07 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
other vise search

again you and yours

body only nude
Haiku # 49784, June 12, 2013 3:49 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
another outrage
and the signs of the times bear
witness to humans
Haiku # 49782, June 12, 2013 1:38 am ET
by vhs
and another day
turns into another day
like those before it
Haiku # 49780, June 10, 2013 7:55 pm ET
by ash
The hotel had a
Tacky 60's Las Vegas
Sun dried charm to it
Haiku # 49779, June 9, 2013 7:35 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
sun oil and towel
swipe the badge to your fave beach
summer as usual
Haiku # 49777, June 9, 2013 12:45 am ET
by fabio sassi of bologna, italy
I like it darth, I
like it I love it...

fuck it it's summer
and the outhouses are out
shit in summer fun
Haiku # 49775, June 6, 2013 1:38 am ET
by vhs
mind irresolute
body irredeemable
soul behind velvet
Haiku # 49774, June 6, 2013 12:10 am ET
by Lush
Disgusting toilet.
Overflowing filth bucket.
Mosquito heaven.
Haiku # 49773, June 5, 2013 11:07 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker.
I understand how
you feel, I'd like some firm earth
to stand on as well
Haiku # 49772, June 5, 2013 11:25 am ET
by vhs
well it's summer and
stormy sometimes, and then it's
quite sunny so shrug!
Haiku # 49771, June 5, 2013 11:23 am ET
by vhs
what ya on about ?
you're changing like the weather
and i need firm ground
Haiku # 49770, June 5, 2013 7:21 am ET
by ash
yummy, water up
your ass and a dead chicken
in a shell, good stuff
Haiku # 49769, June 4, 2013 12:19 am ET
by vhs
Dog stew with carrots!
I'm now in the Philippines.
And there's no TP.

TP is water.
Splashed up under your asshole.
Poured down your back side.

Balot egg for lunch.
A hard-boiled abortion.
Google balot egg.
Haiku # 49767, June 2, 2013 11:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
people who write are
driven by ego, talent
all too human, and

only the words speak when
we are passed away, echoes
of who we once were
Haiku # 49766, June 1, 2013 12:43 pm ET
by vhs
history shows the
ruins of man's past living
foundations outside
Haiku # 49765, May 31, 2013 1:36 pm ET
by vhs
re runs of rock vids
queen ties the screen brian may's
guitar was home made
Haiku # 49764, May 31, 2013 1:34 pm ET
by vhs
old painting from the
90s, 8 bucks at goodwill
who is the artist?
Haiku # 49763, May 31, 2013 1:33 pm ET
by vhs
years of hoarding builds
obsolete items and trash
yard sales soon follow
Haiku # 49762, May 31, 2013 1:32 pm ET
by vhs
the pocket call with
garbled voices over cell
crackle frack flick flum
Haiku # 49761, May 31, 2013 1:31 pm ET
by vhs
a silent website
not quite 404 the world
overconnected
Haiku # 49760, May 31, 2013 1:30 pm ET
by vhs
at the drive thru a
bit of sarcasm gets a
cold look from a flip
Haiku # 49759, May 31, 2013 1:29 pm ET
by vhs
as we become old
more reactionary is
what we lose bad, good?
Haiku # 49758, May 30, 2013 1:15 pm ET
by vhs
well at least that got
five or six haikus out of
you, desert wine?
Haiku # 49757, May 30, 2013 9:17 am ET
by vhs
disregard the guard
batter all bastions blindly
exalt in tumult
Haiku # 49756, May 30, 2013 2:06 am ET
by Lush
repetition mine
like the rhythm of your time
mine a gentler clime
Haiku # 49755, May 30, 2013 2:04 am ET
by Lush
hierarchy of needs
number one is fun, my son
a sine qua non
Haiku # 49754, May 30, 2013 2:02 am ET
by Lush of pardon my Latin
my primary aim
alleviate this ass itch
noble pursuits lost
Haiku # 49753, May 30, 2013 2:00 am ET
by Lush
my Important work!
I cleanse the system for us
who are we, shit soak?
Haiku # 49752, May 30, 2013 1:59 am ET
by Lush
all hackers assholes
under cloak of purity
leave my asshole reamed
Haiku # 49751, May 30, 2013 1:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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