Anna's addiction
Is not as sad as Mic's haiku
Wow, is that bad

fan belt sweat air hot got gone
bust finger bust finger crap crap
miller time miller time

I HAVE A PROBLEM
I CAN'T THINK OF A HAIKU
WHAT AM I TO DO>

Alarm clock it rings
Don't want to get up right now
But, I have to pee.

Annie's addiction
made me sad
her poem was better than any cigarette I ever had

Too Many People
Write Such Awful Shit Because
It's All They Can Do

How can i love you
If you will not lie down?
Hey, where are you going?

Spock! What is that thing?
It seems to be a chicken
Set phasers on stun

Smoking cigarettes
I know they're not good for me
But I'm addicted

STINK BOMBS
Heels scour, toes search
Walk slowly through my backyard
Dog planting fecal mines

Twix Bar, mocking me
Have my quarters not pleased you?
Come down from your perch.

I wear a gas mask
This smell pervades the hamper
sweaty, smelly socks

Ha! I am a God
For I can say what I must
In seventeen syl-
(damn!)

if e e cumm-
ings

(wrote (a
h a i k u (it)
mightlook,
s o m e t h i n g
likethis)

While I wait at the check out stand
Christ appears over Waco again
Next week maybe Elvis

I say fuck tha werld!"
Homicidal gerl am I
Where's yer gun dammit?

Ankle bends wrong way
I fall,sharp pain explodes.Dammit!
On crutches again

Must all poetry
Explore the depths of the heart?
I say "Burma Shave"!

I'm not in the mood
To write horrible Haiku;
I just want to scroll.

It's been a long time
i have finally returned
hey, you! stop screaming

silence unnintentional
technological breakdowns abound
patrols inneffective
situation critical
activate backup mannouvers

what i want to say
make life what you will today
words not fade away

Here's a suggestion
this page sucks alot of dick, eh?
i have no life too

I just don't get it
what is the point of this thing
where are the brakes, huh?

uninvited chimes
toll the ending of the day
and the start of night

Page loads too slowly
Don't have time to wait for it
Will find other site

the Q train to work
superheated urine stench
slave ship docks at 9

The smelly man sits
Odor wafting through the air
Deoderant Please

Photo of a man
Weighs heavily on my mind
Though I don't know him

your mind is like
virginity once you lose
it your screwed

Was it my blood
I saw a redcat crying when
Violin fallen on her

Poopie do dayly
bringing horror to toilet
I sence a tunder

rumbling and running
probably from the bad
food at the deli

Nothing since Monday --
A serious Haiku drought.
Must get word around.

I once knew a yam
who yelled and yodeled while it
sat doing yoga

the wisdom of the
valedictorrian was
like that of an ass

the zany zebra
zapped hisself when he tried
to zip his zipper

In a classroom sits
twenty little ugly children
taught by senile women

A teenager sits
wondering of puppydogs
when a bird drops doo!

A chicken sandwich
Ahhhh the glory of poultry
KFC, my ass!

life is death without adventure,
adventure only come to those who are
willing to be daring and take chances.

oh, Mr. Woodchuck
Time to come out of your hole
Time to enjoy spring

machine soul dimension
real is art, faster
Red, Green, Blue

Terrible machine
Fools everyone to think
'Pretty' work is good

3D animation
is this the profession I want?
I must get a plugin
to the real world

why, tell me why
to bother
if no one emails me
anyway?!

Teeth are glistening
Shaving razor grins its pose
Scrape! Scrape! Nyurking teeth!

Diarrhea stew
Swirls, festers, bubbles and pops
"Yu'll eat en like it!!!"

Slugs glisten the tracks
Slimy, slimy escargot
Train crushes, derails
(Hey, the "(br)" thing does work!)

Random thoughts are blurred.
Hey!That's a Foster bottle!
I wear boxer shorts.
(just seeing if the
thing really works.)