Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
Spaghetti monster.
Why have you forsaken me?
You do not exist.
Why have you forsaken me?
You do not exist.
by
Farts are not funny.
But try telling that to kids.
I need to buy beans.
But try telling that to kids.
I need to buy beans.
by
Twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Burning ball of gas?
How I wonder what you are
Burning ball of gas?
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A blank page replaced
by empty computer screen
Fresh, empty canvas
by empty computer screen
Fresh, empty canvas
by of Words
How the shit backs up.
This site needs and e-plunger.
What are these IP's?
This site needs and e-plunger.
What are these IP's?
by
Penile implants.
Breast enlargement addiction.
More machine than man.
Breast enlargement addiction.
More machine than man.
by
I guess Ash likes *MASH*.
Well so who the hell doesn't?
War, humor, and booze.
Well so who the hell doesn't?
War, humor, and booze.
by
home of henry blake
was bloomington, illinois
he didn't come back
was bloomington, illinois
he didn't come back
by
I am so happy!
I don't have a small penis!
It's a giant clit!
I don't have a small penis!
It's a giant clit!
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Nothing more fun than
Trolling the ignorant troll
Hope he comes back soon ;-)
Trolling the ignorant troll
Hope he comes back soon ;-)
by
here for a short time
but never for a good time
you are back briefly
but never for a good time
you are back briefly
by
I've never had sex.
That is why I'm so angry.
No one could love me.
That is why I'm so angry.
No one could love me.
by of alone in walmart bathroom using internet on cell phone with my pants around my ankles and spitting on my tiny dick
I like to butt chug
Listerine and acetone.
Jugalo white trash.
(woot woot.)
Listerine and acetone.
Jugalo white trash.
(woot woot.)
by of Making bathtub meth.
I don't think I'm gay,
but I would sure fuck Yoda.
Bang that tight green ass.
but I would sure fuck Yoda.
Bang that tight green ass.
by of Seagoville Texas Federal Correctional Institution
I have itchy balls
I think I have crabs down there
Please mommy help me
I think I have crabs down there
Please mommy help me
by
by
Here's the stupid thing
This silly trolling asshat
Keeps on coming back
This silly trolling asshat
Keeps on coming back
by
the moving troll writes
and having nothing to say
surprises no-one
and having nothing to say
surprises no-one
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No need to worry.
If you can see the tiger,
he is not hungry.
--Thai forest guide
If you can see the tiger,
he is not hungry.
--Thai forest guide
by
to punish a child
physically in Vatican
under whose robes
physically in Vatican
under whose robes
by of Vatican
The frozen grass,
Keyboard warrior
and other ideas
this is Albert.
Keyboard warrior
and other ideas
this is Albert.
by of New Jersey
The name of the game
Headliners stray
on the bleachers
Concussions no more
Headliners stray
on the bleachers
Concussions no more
by of Iasi
Cast away your fears!
Unless you dread wild tigers...
'cause those can hurt you
Unless you dread wild tigers...
'cause those can hurt you
by
I love trolling this
site. Mostly because I am
really quite dickless
site. Mostly because I am
really quite dickless
by
What must I be now?
No longer my teenage angst
a fully grown troll.
No longer my teenage angst
a fully grown troll.
by
I could use some strange.
Some strange strange from outer space.
Star Trek poon be good!
Some strange strange from outer space.
Star Trek poon be good!
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I don't wipe my ass.
I pour water down my back.
Quit killing the trees.
I pour water down my back.
Quit killing the trees.
by
Physics 2 is hard.
Physics 1 is not too bad.
Magnetism sucks.
Physics 1 is not too bad.
Magnetism sucks.
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au revoir discworld
goodbye sir terry pratchett
your books will live on
goodbye sir terry pratchett
your books will live on
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I will give myself
Commit communicating
Thank you for this chance
Commit communicating
Thank you for this chance
by of Hometown
Momentarily
lost my beer, then feeling scared
fought five or six bears
lost my beer, then feeling scared
fought five or six bears
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I wish I had more
Seattle laundromat sex
With angry gophers
Seattle laundromat sex
With angry gophers
by
Bicycle in shed
Dodge pickup parked on the street
Yet I choose to walk
Dodge pickup parked on the street
Yet I choose to walk
by
My penis fell off.
Quick, go get the super glue!
Goddamn leprosy.
Quick, go get the super glue!
Goddamn leprosy.
by
Supernatural
Ain't super or natural
Words will lie to you
Ain't super or natural
Words will lie to you
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Pooping on Arabs.
It's a rather fun pastime.
They pay me for it.
It's a rather fun pastime.
They pay me for it.
by
Hamburgler killed mom
Ronald McDonald killed dad
The food will kill me
Ronald McDonald killed dad
The food will kill me
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There are no savings.
Call it daylight spending time.
Damn the Eskimos!
Call it daylight spending time.
Damn the Eskimos!
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Daylight savings time
Is nothing more than a scam
One hour less to sleep
Is nothing more than a scam
One hour less to sleep
by
Sometimes I cry too
But I'm not a vagina
So suck it up bruh
But I'm not a vagina
So suck it up bruh
by of Fruita, Colorado Biatches!@!@
This is a haiku.
Or maybe it's a surf board.
I'll let you decide.
Or maybe it's a surf board.
I'll let you decide.
by
That's just my head lice
There is shampoo that kills them
and destroys their souls
There is shampoo that kills them
and destroys their souls
by of Chicago
Your hair is winter fire
January embers
My heart burns there too
January embers
My heart burns there too
by of derry, Maine
It's all been a lie.
There IS money in heaven.
I bought a new harp.
There IS money in heaven.
I bought a new harp.
by
live long and prosper
be remembered for ever
but die just the same
be remembered for ever
but die just the same
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No, God is not fair.
My life will not be the same.
Goodbye Mr. Spock.
My life will not be the same.
Goodbye Mr. Spock.
by
Squirrels are talking
about taking earth over
And kicking us out
about taking earth over
And kicking us out
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