I like Italian.
I don't fear the pasta beast.
I would eat it up!
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Spaghetti monster.
Why have you forsaken me?
You do not exist.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Farts are not funny.
But try telling that to kids.
I need to buy beans.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Burning ball of gas?
by Shirley Smothers
 
			
A blank page replaced
by empty computer screen
Fresh, empty canvas
by Painter  of Words 
 
			
How the shit backs up.
This site needs and e-plunger.
What are these IP's?
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Penile implants.
Breast enlargement addiction.
More machine than man.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
I guess Ash likes *MASH*.
Well so who the hell doesn't?
War, humor, and booze.
by darth figpucker
 
			
home of henry blake
was bloomington, illinois
he didn't come back
by ash
 
			
I am so happy!
I don't have a small penis!
It's a giant clit!
by iamback (the REAL one!)
 
			
Nothing more fun than
Trolling the ignorant troll
Hope he comes back soon ;-)
by Janis
 
			
here for a short time
but never for a good time
you are back briefly
by ash
 
			
I've never had sex.
That is why I'm so angry.
No one could love me.
by iamback of alone in walmart bathroom using internet on cell phone with my pants around my ankles and spitting on my tiny dick 
 
			
I like to butt chug
Listerine and acetone.
Jugalo white trash.
(woot woot.)
by iamback (the REAL one!) of Making bathtub meth. 
 
			
I don't think I'm gay,
but I would sure fuck Yoda.
Bang that tight green ass.
by iamback (the REAL one) of Seagoville Texas Federal Correctional Institution 
 
			
I have itchy balls
I think I have crabs down there
Please mommy help me
by Iamback and u are not
 
			
Funnily enough
My 
ip address tracks to
"Normal, Illinois"
by Iamback and you are assneck
 
			
Here's the stupid thing
This silly trolling asshat
Keeps on coming back
by Iamback(the real one) 
 
			
the moving troll writes
and having nothing to say
surprises no-one
by ash
 
			
No need to worry.
If you can see the tiger,
he is not hungry.
--Thai forest guide
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
to punish a child
physically in Vatican
under whose robes
by The Pope of Vatican 
 
			
The frozen grass,
Keyboard warrior
and other ideas
this is Albert.
by Albert of New Jersey 
 
			
The name of the game
Headliners stray
on the bleachers
Concussions no more
by Desport of Iasi 
 
			
Cast away your fears!
Unless you dread wild tigers...
'cause those can hurt you
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
I have realized
All my homophobia:
I like to suck dick.
by iamback
 
			
I love trolling this
site. Mostly because I am
really quite dickless
by iamback
 
			
What must I be now?
No longer my teenage angst
a fully grown troll.
by iamback
 
			
I could use some strange.
Some strange strange from outer space.
Star Trek poon be good!
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
I don't wipe my ass.
I pour water down my back.
Quit killing the trees.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Physics 2 is hard.
Physics 1 is not too bad.
Magnetism sucks.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
au revoir discworld
goodbye sir terry pratchett
your books will live on
by ash
 
			
I will give myself
Commit communicating
Thank you for this chance
by Jerry of Hometown 
 
			
Momentarily
lost my beer, then feeling scared
fought five or six bears
by Androgynous Post
 
			
I wish I had more
Seattle laundromat sex
With angry gophers
by Tongue tide
 
			
Bicycle in shed
Dodge pickup parked on the street
Yet I choose to walk
by Androgynous 
 
			
My penis fell off.
Quick, go get the super glue!
Goddamn leprosy.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Supernatural
Ain't super or natural
Words will lie to you 
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Pooping on Arabs.
It's a rather fun pastime.
They pay me for it.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Hamburgler killed mom
Ronald McDonald killed dad
The food will kill me
by Hungry
 
			
There are no savings.
Call it daylight spending time.
Damn the Eskimos!
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Always I try to
put it in a vagina.
So suck it up, ho!
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Daylight savings time
Is nothing more than a scam
One hour less to sleep
by Tired
 
			
Sometimes I cry too
But I'm not a vagina
So suck it up bruh
by BUTTHOLE of Fruita, Colorado Biatches!@!@ 
 
			
This is a haiku.
Or maybe it's a surf board.
I'll let you decide.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
That's just my head lice
There is shampoo that kills them
and destroys their souls
by David Marmet of Chicago 
 
			
Your hair is winter fire
January embers
My heart burns there too
by stephen King of derry, Maine 
 
			
It's all been a lie.
There IS money in heaven.
I bought a new harp.
by Gold Bouillon Soup
 
			
Booze drink sedative
Nicotine pacifier
Herbal remedy
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
live long and prosper
be remembered for ever
but die just the same
by ash
 
			
No, God is not fair.
My life will not be the same.
Goodbye Mr. Spock.
by Anonymous Poet