Las Vegas Star Trek
Experience Made me sick
Won't go anymore

Hmmm what should I write
It doesn't really matter
It's just bad haiku

Love is all that I need
but the dogs are dead
Any gal out there, mail me

It's Marzipan, Stan
Snickerdoodles, stickey treat
Tommorrow try squash

Please don't torture me
And make me think for myself
For I have no brain

Root of all evil
Jealousy, greed and envy
It will kill us all

Will I ever know
The answer to this question
Somehow I doubt it

There was a young girl
from Nantucket...
Oops.
Sorry, wrong form.

Slowly I struggle
to compose a Haiku verse
It would help if I could count

Lonely Webber Grill
Dreaming of coals in summer
Burning with desire

Didn't get it right
Missed a return the first time
Had to try again.

What the hell is this?
You call this shit poetry?
My head really hurts.

What the hell is this?
< You call this shit poetry?br> My head really hurts.

So, what is the score?
I wonder quite a bloddy lot
Better not to think.

I am a man yeah
And wonder what that is, eh?
I'm a goose more like.

I gaze at me now
Wondering what I'm doing
Go to bed, lights out.

In the mud I sit
In the pig sty I call home
Comfortable mud.

Rolling in the dirt
God, I wallow in it yeah!!
See me sink in it

A lazy, fat slob
Sits waiting for a handout
Wait, I think it's me

Eating dirt, not good
Loving dirt, swallowing it
I'm a piggy

He's so intriguing
With a keen sense of humour
Is it possible?

I'm on a roll here
Serving up more bad haikus
Someone please stop me!!

Enquiring mind
The suspense is killing me
Who the hell are you?

ISDN line
Failing to transmit my files
Server login failed

The joys of cooking
How will I flavour this soup
Square onions, crazy

Oh, my bad haikus
Bad the operative word
Eli thinks they're good

oops, the previous
one, was not five-seven-five
i do it again

oops, the previous
one, was not five-seven-five
i do it again

Haiku, haiku
what are you?
seventeen syllables, I do it too!

Site for bad haiku,
Horrible, terrible thought.
Delete, delete please.

Just 16 colors?
Argue with video card
No resolution

Angry cards battle
Adapters seethe with hatred
Internal conflict

Winds strong and gusting
No escape from the cold rain
Useless umbrella

A message for Frank:
Flattery is quite allright
But don't enhale it.

What is that calling?
Is it that time already?
Let's go to the pub.

Blissful, balmy night
Spent camping in the mountains
Damn hoons followed us!

Why does my cigarette
light off again and again
Oh!Moon, have you seen my scooter

Standing under trees,
Growing for hundreds of years,
I took a big leak.

dissolving tea lights
more winding conversation
summer patio

Chaos Warrior
In my messy living room
Swing your battle-axe

Speeding in my car
I didn't see the light change
Kiss my hairy butt

Speeding in my car
I didn't seethe light change
Kiss my hairy butt

oops shit not again
laundry soap with bleach today
where is chocolate?

Barenaked Ladies
I mean the band you sicko!
Geez, what a pervert

The evil monkeys
climbed through our window to eat
my sweet grandmother

In the living room
he sits on the TV set.
Grandpa is senile.

I sit in my pants
recalling waxy red cars
always use the club

I'm not going to class today
I don't feel like getin' up
I'll get the notes from someone

I'm not going to class today
I don't feel like getin' up
I'll get the notes from someone

People who don't know
the syntax of haiku, should
not post their po'try